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Thread: Laws of life
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17th July 2007, 09:51 AM #1
Laws of life
1. People who love sausages and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
2. It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.
3. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
4. You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
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17th July 2007, 02:16 PM #2
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