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Who pisses in the shower? Does the Missus know? Does she do it too?
Everyone, sometimes? Noone? Any interesting stories, any stories you've heard. (I sound like Richard Stubbs on ABC).
I once in the sink in a really cold rental one morning. The dunny was in its own room on completely the other side of the house and I just had to go.
Have
Mea culpa. But at least I moved the dishes first! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by havenoideaatall
Not me,Quote:
Originally Posted by havenoideaatall
certainly not,
no never,
no way,
but in the bathtub's another matter:eek:
A few responses!Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
When noone replied, I thought I had crossed a hitherto unknown line of what the board will accept..knew I could count on damn!
I'm not saying, but my shower's in the bath;).Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
On a related note, I keep a special container in the shed for when I get caught short and don't want to take the long trip (15 paces) into the house.:rolleyes: I also keep a piece of 90mm PVC pipe between the back of the shed and the side fence for similar eventualities (it is just the right length to reach the ground, and makes the process completely silent:))
Anyone else got any special setup in the shed? Hmm?
Give it time, mate, give it time.Quote:
Originally Posted by havenoideaatall
Hmm. Top conversation piece!
There's a story that bad tinea can be cured by piddling on your feet. Never tried it. (haven't had bad tinea yet)
If I get caught short in the workshop, there are trees nearby. Just have to keep an ear out for pedestrians, there is a road along the boundary of our place...
woodbe.
Is that SilentP (distant relation to SilentC)?Quote:
Originally Posted by zenwood
:p
My sources inform me that it must be virgin's piddle so there goes that theory. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by woodbe
No need. :) There's a lemon tree conveniently to... hand, and it doesn't complain. Actually, it grows too damned big and gets a severe haircut every year, keeping me in a constant supply of turning material. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by zenwood
Pleading guilty with an explanation.
A few years back I had an operation for a twisted bowel which also involved anal reconstruction (yes bloody OUCH). Now when you are operated on in this area everything swells up (well nearly everything) and puts a lot of pressure on your prostate and urethra, making it damned hard, actually very bloody hard, to piddle.
So believe me, with what felt like 10 gallons on board I had no problem standing under the shower to make me go.:o :o :o
Yes. I have a toilet in mine ;)Quote:
Anyone else got any special setup in the shed? Hmm?
Oh father forgive them for they don’t know what they are doing. :D
Are we really running out of stuff to talk about?
One of life's simple pleasures is standing in a corner of your yard and pissing in to the shrubbery whilst gazing up at the stars whilst the Missus and baby are a slumber...Quote:
Originally Posted by silentC
all this talk of pissing in the shower further reminds me of one actor in a certain Hollywood movie a few years back..and a funny email I got last year..will dig it out.
Ah yes, American Beauty, in which Kevin Spacey says "it is the highlight of my day..."Quote:
Originally Posted by havenoideaatall
In the RAAF Caribou aircraft there is a funnel near the ramp for the obvious needs of the crew. The new guys are told it is the emergency intercom and to give it a try. They usually get two or three goes at "hello?, hello?" before the olfactory glands kick in.
Over-selling yerself, aren't you Zen? :p :p :pQuote:
Originally Posted by zenwood
Cheers.................Sean
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Originally Posted by scooter
Hey Zernwood ignore those who use small pipe.
Ya don't wanna hafta go down ta casualty stuck in a 3" pipe and ask them to remove it.
how come we can say pissing i thought it was on the naughty word list
Im with skew, plant a lemon tree near the shed, they thrive on it...
anybody see the worlds fastest indian..
Best bloody movie I've seen in a long time! and good artistic pissing scenes (sorta!)..... not sure about the dried dogs balls though.....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
All I got to do now, is stop the old man from finishing the indian he has had in the shed for the last 20 years.
Only because the stupid old @#$%R will try and ride it, and after the stokes he has trouble standing...:(:(
Easy done. Just PM me the address and ignore any unusual bumps in the night. ;)
If, to use your words, the stupid old @#$%R wants to ride it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gra
Stand aside and let him go for it.
Better to die happy than linger on frustrated.
Skew,
I am hopping if he leaves it alone long enough, I can always offer to help him... Hmmm how do I convince SHMBO i need a mc licence.
echnidna
He wouldnt get it to move, he can hardly stand, watching him try to kick start it would be amusing in itself.... If he got as far as starting it, as soon as he kicked off the stand it would fall over on him:eek:, again funny but I would then have to pick the @#$% thing up:eek:, not good, though if we ever do get it running, I have some friends lined up to take him out on it..:D:D, Sometimes the body wins and there is just some things you have to give up...
What is scary is he still has his licence (Hasnt driven in three years, well except for those couple of times I have snuck him into the Vintage car;))
Hehe: I did say it reached the ground:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by scooter
Do you know what happened to the guy who wished his reached the floor ?
His wish was granted, and from that moment on he had no legs ...
it does stop tinnea:cool:
also heard that old timer blacksmiths used to do it on their hands to toughen them so they can hold hot metal:cool:
Hang on a second!!! :eek:
This is the follow on from shaving in the shower where a lot of people complained about getting shaving rash (maybe from having sensitive skin). So if people remove tinea and harden their hands by using urine... Where is this post headed?? :eek: :eek:
What der yer think urea as in glu or fertiliser is?:cool:
There used ter be an alternative health group who reckoned drinking urine was a good thing:eek:
over 20 years ago when i was in the army, there was a Raaf bloke living in the same building as me and he used to p!ss in bottles and store them under his bed. at teh time i thought he was just lazy but some time later i told the story to a friend who said that its a witchcraft thing to ward off evil spirits. i suppose it might work, but it probably also wards off potential friends, sex partners etc as well. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Gettin' on the tonight... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by echnidna
Only the first one in the morning , has more acid or something , waiting for a traineeship after finishing school worked as a fettler on a rail gang, three of us started the same day , one was wise to the b'l#### but he suffered from more blisters than me and craig who urinated on the hands each morning, note never wash it off.Quote:
Originally Posted by black1
Also caused hesitation in picking my nose :D
G'day Skew,Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Wasn't it your turn to wash up that morning? :D
Didn't say I moved the cookware. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldo
The stuff works very well as a bleaching agent when tanning hides and also seems to prevent any infections in nicks gained while skinning... DAMHIKT.
Do you put the Sorbent on the window sill Skew ? ;) :eek:
No... but I'm careful about where I leave my toothbrush. :D
G'day Skew,Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
There's a good reason for making sure your aim is straight and true, go waving it around the place and you could sorry. :D