False troll accusations ...

:o :o :o ....jeeeez, are we all nucking futs !!?!!!?

She's turned out to be a lovely girl. 'Otilia' that is. That newby who started that ' Hello ' thread. And we've all scared her away !!!! We should be all ashamed of ourselves. :o Well,,,,,,maybe me moreso and that Gumby bloke (don't get personal apricotripper :mad: ) :rolleyes: ...... Whatever Gummmmmby :D :D

She PM the following just a moment ago....(don't think she'll mind me putting it in here)....

hey there I decided to leave this forum there are loads of nice persons ( like you, but also really sarcastic people and I'm not quite used to this atitutude But, as I liked you, I invite you to join a discussion on Woodworking that I found, and where hopefully there is a more friendly athmosphere) Just don't be mad at me because of the things I'm writing and join me...the thread is at Woodworking , it needs to be animated a bit, but we'll manage somehow) So what do you say? In any case, take care and thanks for the positive atitude, really appreciate it bye!!

Seeeeeee. We shouldn't be so judging eh, eh.

And, good for my ego don't you think :D ..... I too am better than I look eh, eh.......eh Gumby ?.....EH GUMBY !!!!!! :D

Sounds like you're in luck. A pretty young girl who wants to take you back to her place!! :)

I'm sorry this has got to be a joke right. If someone was scared off by what was posted in that thread then they wouldnt have lasted five minutes in here. This is an Australian forum..... expect us to be Australians!

Ps. I agree wholeheartedly with your comments at the end of that post ApricotTripper. Someone who doesn't ask one question about woodwork and only seems to have come in to be 'admired' looks like a troll to me.

If it looks like a troll and acts like a troll, it probably is a troll.

Who knooows,,really,, with all this internet business. Gives you one big mask to hide behind if you want to pretend to be someone else. Makes it understandable I guess, why some people get so suspicious so quickly.

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Originally Posted by Redback

Sounds like you're in luck. A pretty young girl who wants to take you back to her place!! :)

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Never again I think :D ....I've got a 6 month old sitting on my lap right now, kicking the crap out of the keyboard, the SWMBO's at work,,, Otilia lives in the UK.......Those 'come in for a fucoffee' days are over I think :D

Tell that to Warnie.

I got exactly the same PM, so :) I guess:confused:.

Checked out the link: it's another woodworking forum. I think I'll stick around here though. 'Her place' is too far away:)

You should see my Internet photo, the girls would just drool over me ... I don't put it up so you guys don't get jealous.

Of course, for the few forum members who have met me in real life, I was just wearing a disguise :)

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Originally Posted by zenwood

I got exactly the same PM, so :) I guess:confused:.

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The same one !!!!!!!! how cold is that. And I was starting to feel all special inside too... :(

Oh, no,,,,maybe we're being trolled on thinking shes 'not a troll' ...... :confused:

oh no.... now she's a spam troll...

sending out unsolicited e-mails trying to get you to 'try' her new woodworking forums...

Can't you see, it's a plot to undermine U-beaut!!!

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Originally Posted by Redback

oh no.... now she's a spam troll...

sending out unsolicited e-mails trying to get you to 'try' her new woodworking forums...

Can't you see, it's a plot to undermine U-beaut!!!

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mmmmm....starting to see that now. Never heard of a spam troll. Did you just now make that up ??? :p ....But, then again, I didn't know what a troll was until recently.

Still, if I was single,,, in a parallel universe or sorts,,, if she indeed resembles her picture, troll or not, I'd be first in line to try out her spam, wouldn't you ?

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mmmmm....starting to see that now. Never heard of a spam troll. Did you just now make that up ??? :p

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Yes :)

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Still, if I was single,,, in a parallel universe or sorts,,, if she indeed resembles her picture, troll or not, I'd be first in line to try out her spam, wouldn't you ?

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My immediate response would be yes....., but then, once bitten, twice shy :)

Funny, I don't know many women who wouldn't have been offended by some of the comments made in that 'hello' post. Just coz you're an aussie ocker doesn't mean you can be a rude prick at the same time, even if that is part of the territory. Having said that, there were a lot of positive posts too.

Cut her some slack boys. She's a young woman invading what is essentially a man's world and one that can be overbearingly masculine at times - dunno how ruffly, tiki, flea and the others put up with it sometimes. Sheesh, if some of those comments were made at a barbie the perpetrator would probably have been spoken to - by me if it were to a friend of mine. Remember, in a forum, you aren't talking about her, you are talking directly to her - you can't duck behind the apricot tree for a bit of a yarn and a giggle.

As for duplicate PMs. For many modern kids, that's considered normal - one of the aspects of modern society old farts like me get grumpy about.

cheers
Richard :D

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Originally Posted by Daddles

She's a young woman invading what is essentially a man's world and one that can be overbearingly masculine at times - dunno how ruffly, tiki, flea and the others put up with it sometimes.

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No-one holds a gun to my head and makes me read anything you guys dish up. I was raised on the land ... can't get much more masculine than that! I cop the woodwork thing from my friends and family occasionally, but I can handle it. The only thing close to girlie about me is my nail polish! :)

Cheers
Tikki :)

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Originally Posted by Tikki

The only thing close to girlie about me is my nail polish! :)

Cheers
Tikki :)

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Same here. :eek: :D :D

I think that Otila should have chosen a different avatar if she wanted to be treated respectfully in this forum. After all, I was a bit of a hunk, but I didn't want to distract the female members of the forum by putting up my real picture, when I first joined :) If she had demonstrated, from behind an anonymous sort of avatar, that she had a real interest in woodworking, and that she was not just an attention-seeker, she could then have wowed us by putting up her real picture, just as Al and Gumby have done. Unfortunately, the ravages of time have now made their mark on me, and if I put my picture up now, I would just be another of those old farts that can be seen in plenty in the Rogues' gallery.

Rocker

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Originally Posted by Rocker

After all, I was a bit of a hunk, but I didn't want to distract the female members of the forum by putting up my real picture, when I first joined

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Exactly how long ago did you join Rocker :confused: :confused:

I wasn't aware the BB was around in snail mail format before the internet arrived :D :D :D

Cheers, Jack

G'day.

I guess I count as one of the good guys too. :rolleyes: Same PM, word for word.:D

Again I miss out on the PM. I'm just not trying hard enough, am I? :rolleyes:

Thats it, I'm sick of you humans bad mouthing trolls. It's bad enough that you call a group of your ugly species after us, now you're accusing us of promoting that pseudo-meat - spam. It's not that you don't make life hard enough for us already, cutting down our trees so we don't have any tooth picks left, and for what? To make your pretty little boxes and furniture. What's wrong with just leaving your gear in the cave, or under the bridge.
Why don't you all just go and do something useful instead of profaning things you do not understand.

That true, Troll not need furniture or box. But Troll need plenty rock and boulder to make good cave. Paper Artist make paper boulder for Troll. Troll send money, get wadded paper!!

Seeing we are all coming out I am 6'1 blonde 38DD 24 36. I drive fast cars and wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000

Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

*LMAO*

Studley

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Originally Posted by Jack E

Exactly how long ago did you join Rocker :confused: :confused:

I wasn't aware the BB was around in snail mail format before the internet arrived :D :D :D

Cheers, Jack

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OK, OK, I know it was only two years ago, but the stress of trying to keep the Dark Side at bay almost single-handedly in the forum can ravage one's good looks. But I have never been one to shirk his duty in shouldering the Enlightened Man's burden :)

Rocker

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Originally Posted by Studley 2436

Seeing we are all coming out I am 6'1 blonde 38DD 24 36. I drive fast cars and wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000

Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

*LMAO*

Studley

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So what does it take to get you into bed? :D :D :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by Paper Artist

That true, Troll not need furniture or box. But Troll need plenty rock and boulder to make good cave. Paper Artist make paper boulder for Troll. Troll send money, get wadded paper!!

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What self respecting troll would make a cave out of paper rocks and boulders! Give me a good lump of schist any day.
Thanks for the offer Paper Artist but wadded paper is about as useful to me as a tyre swan. Sounds like a good idea at the time but when you've got it you cant give it a way.

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Originally Posted by The Troll

Sounds like a good idea at the time but when you've got it you cant give it a way.

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You've been talking to Gumby and he's been bad mouthing his ex-Triton again:D

HH.

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Originally Posted by Studley 2436

...Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

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hehe ... I've got wood.:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by HappyHammer

You've been talking to Gumby and he's been bad mouthing his ex-Triton again:D

HH.

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Me no understand.
What are these references about a little green placticine man? And whats a Triton, I thought it was that 3-pronged spear that King Neptune uses, or a Mitsubishi ute.

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Originally Posted by The Troll

Me no understand.
What are these references about a little green placticine man? And whats a Triton, I thought it was that 3-pronged spear that King Neptune uses, or a Mitsubishi ute.

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Think you might be colour blind Trolly the Triton is an Orange power tool and Gumby is sought of an off white / off pink colour.:D

HH.

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Originally Posted by HappyHammer

and Gumby is sought of an off white / off pink colour.:D

HH.

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Off his medication / off his brain / off the planet / off the rails / off the grog / off the smokes. :D :D

You leave my mate alone.....

Seeing as how you cant give reds out just yet, and I can.

Heres ya first. :D

Al :D

One from me too. Any mates of Zed isn't a mate of mine. :D

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Originally Posted by zenwood

I got exactly the same PM, so :) I guess:confused:.

Checked out the link: it's another woodworking forum. I think I'll stick around here though. 'Her place' is too far away:)

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Ditto, and I'm not bitinghttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com...ons/icon12.gif

please note all; the above usuper is not I. I the true Zed do not stoop to malicious stealing of avatars or pysudonyms.. reddie to you Z ed. :mad: :D

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Originally Posted by Zed

please note all; the above usurper is not I. :mad: :D

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I will second that.

I need to copyright my user name, who do I see about that?


Al :confused:

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

I need to copyright my user name, who do I see about that?


Al :confused:

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Got no idea at all Al

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Originally Posted by Rocker

I think that Otila should have chosen a different avatar if she wanted to be treated respectfully in this forum.
Rocker

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As opposed to Doug and Landseka? ;) :rolleyes:

ooooooo double trouble :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

AND ianhockings :D

robo, you dont comment often but when you do LMAO! :D