The suspicious package that had been left in the pub was found to contain 37 Kilos of plastic explosive.
"Thank God for that!" said Paddy the landlord, "I thought it was an accordian!"
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The suspicious package that had been left in the pub was found to contain 37 Kilos of plastic explosive.
"Thank God for that!" said Paddy the landlord, "I thought it was an accordian!"
From the guy in the red sweater. "I think Patrick Swayze is groping me!"
No probs. You have a great time over there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!!
Yeah! I didn't even see the pic till the next one was up! :SQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
:think:Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
What happens if pigs fly?
.....I'm still waiting for a giraffe suit joke from Cliff......:q
While Bob thought their service was great, he thought that Carrolls was going a little overboard with their packaging for a couple of pen blanks.
Take deep breaths and push, push.
:2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Duke
I now cannot think of anything even remotely funny
I'm working on it... it is just stuck inside this bloody big lump of bubble gum.Quote:
Originally Posted by underfoot
Students at the veterinary school practicing taking temperatures.
The brainstorming for the new Wallace and Gromit moving, was still in early development.
the results of the refrigeration unit breaking down in the truck delivering the McNuggets...
That's funny....when I mixed all my Plasticine together, it always came out that horrible brown dogsh*t colour!
Lots of good ones in this lot....this one tickled...take it away mic-dQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Ooh goody thanks.:)
Trouble with the mail anyone?
USPS: United Snowy Poltergeist Service
Pac Mail
In order to become more user friendly Aus Post introduces three new services:
Normal delivery
Midnight delivery
Martian delivery
Abominable post men!
No! No! Please don't put an Ikea catalogue in me!
"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of... Ghosties? Bugger this, I'm outta here!"
The 3 Stooges: A Comeback Tour.
Very hard to split the field this time, but Tea Lady gets it by a whisker for her sexist caption.
1) they could be ladies you know
2) you can't get away with saying anything thing these days without some wowser taking offence :wink::D
Off you go woman:D
:rolleyes:Well who wever heard of an obominable snow woman? The T*%$ fall off all the time.:qQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
I didn't think mine was the funniest though! :doh: Oh well. ......
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/...03/b607/08.jpg
I'm still trying to work out what T*%$ is. Can I buy a vowel?:)
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Looks like Pink Floyd are touring again.
i :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
I wonder if he will have to stop & unload to change that flat tyre. :think:
Yes you can.......have an I.Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Brian.....master of disguise.
Josh and Jenna failed to reach reserve for their house on the Block, so they decided to take it home with them.
Looks like he's two bricks short of a barbie!
You might need an "are" rather than an "is." My limited experience (regrettably) is that there are two.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mic-d
Regards
Paul
" Having found yet another use for the camp bicycle, Henri realised it wasn't going to be so easy to get his leg over this time."
Regards
Paul
Brickshaw?
Edit. I forgot to say I think I worked out what T*%$ is. My mamory's not what it used to be.
Bruce thought the boss wouldn't notice the odd brick going missing from the brickworks.
Rakeesh was disappointed when his prototype was eliminated from the Rapid Response Riot Vehicle Trials over a minor technicality.
He forgot the spare.
'Well,' explained Abhay, 'It's how you smuggle bicycles. They stop you at the check-point, confiscate the bricks and say "On your way!"'.
"Where's my bell. I can't feel my bell. It was on the right handlebar. Some b@!!!@!d's nicked my bell!... Oh s**t, my bike is red........"
Regards
Paul