What can you get for $250

$250 will get you a night with the finest crack whore money can buy.

If you send me $250, I'll ship Al up on the next truck and you can spend the rest of the month naked with him.

I just spent about $200 and a weekend to replace the crappy splash back in the kitchen.
It has to be the best value for money I have seen in a while.
That $200 gives a huge improvement to the whole kitchen and even made up some ground with the trouble and strife (still in negative territory though).

But it does seem that Grunt may have had a better weekend than me!