Let's test the theory

How many apples are there in a bunch of grapes?

Red grapes or white grapes Cliff?

Never seen a white grape in my life, plenty of green ones though :D

You blokes aren't being serious. All poor old Peter wanted to do was pass the buck and you lot keep pushing the post off to someone else to answer. That's the attitude that has made this country what it is today ... such a bloody good place to live.

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Originally Posted by Daddles

You blokes aren't being serious. .

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Oh yes we are, it takes a lot of effort to succesfully hijack a post. :D

HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

Peter R.

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Originally Posted by Termite

Never seen a white grape in my life, plenty of green ones though :D

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Well for that matter, how many red grapes are actually red? :confused:
Red Globe are a weird 'donkey' colour & all the grapes they make red wine out of look more like blue than red.

PS. I mean the colour is weird, not the donkey. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Peter R

HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

Peter R.

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Don't believe that for a minute.

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Originally Posted by Peter R

HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

Peter R.

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Peter, don't give up so easy mate. Hang in there and dish it right back. :D : :D :D :D

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Problem - How to reduce the number of plastic bags going into landfill.

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Burn them.

Whilst drinking wine from blue grapes witha ya donkey mate whilst watching a hijacked apple pump a water bottle full of milk scum.

And I didn't even use shagged. :D

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Originally Posted by Peter R

HOKAY I GET THE MESSAGE

Peter R.

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Is that like:

"Ya do the Hokay Pokay and ya turn around?
That's what it's all about???"

By George old son, I think you've found the answer!

Cheers,

P
:D :D :D

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Originally Posted by vsquizz

No NO....How many times can you refill a Pump water bottle with milk for smoko until the little line of milk scum (which gets there from when you come home shagged and forget to clean out the smoko bag) breaks away and puts a blob of rotten milk in ya brew??.. And do you:

A) Drink it anyway
B) Give the brew to your oppo
C) tip it out an make another??
Cheers

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Poll! Poll! Poll!

Yeah vsquizz.
I would go for a.

Al :D

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Originally Posted by outback

Burn them.

Whilst drinking wine from blue grapes witha ya donkey mate whilst watching a hijacked apple pump a water bottle full of milk scum....

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Makes a fairly political statement. :D

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

Poll! Poll! Poll!

Yeah vsquizz.
I would go for a.

Al :D

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I'm too shagged for polls and grape jokes...Oh crap...where's the smoko bag??.. So how many times can you refill a...hmmm...Gatorade bottle...??

AND...what is it with electricians on building sites..Everybody working away fine, plasterers plasterinin, brickies brickiein (sometimes), tilers tilering, sharing the one water point and two lousy power points on the site and bugger me who turns up and digs a trench through the whole lot, bloody electricians thats who, bloke can't push a barrow or shift a vehicle NO because the bloody electricians dug a flamin trench:( ...do they teach this at elecktrickery school do they..how to bugger up a building site and have a good giggle.:D

I'm off the land of nod...

How to bugger up a building site, call a Gov advisor or a union rep, don't bag the sparkies, I've got one coming out this weekend I hope, if his pump bottle isn't buggered.

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

Well for that matter, how many red grapes are actually red? :confused:
Red Globe are a weird 'donkey' colour & all the grapes they make red wine out of look more like blue than red.

PS. I mean the colour is weird, not the donkey. :rolleyes:

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Cliff, that is a blatant attempt to be sensible. Get some help man :D