1/ Me? I'm just waiting for my mate and his mrs to the bring the firewood for the barby.
2/ Hurry up woman, Barry will be unbearable by the time we get to the pic a nic grounds.
He's like a bear with a sore head if he doesn't get his lunch on time.
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1/ Me? I'm just waiting for my mate and his mrs to the bring the firewood for the barby.
2/ Hurry up woman, Barry will be unbearable by the time we get to the pic a nic grounds.
He's like a bear with a sore head if he doesn't get his lunch on time.
Very good. :D :2tsup:
"If we get stopped by the cops it's just for personal use OK?"
very good! off you goQuote:
Originally Posted by pugwash
OK. Hang on a minute. (power cuts)
Here you go.
Muriel kept nagging Geofrey to shell out for a new couch. He finally gave in and bought her eggactly she wanted, but the yoke was on her.
Eggkea darling?
Cheers
Michael
WARNING handle like eggs.
John could never feel comfortable at his mother-in-law's, he always felt like he was sitting on eggshells.
You can't beat a mother-in-law joke. Your go Chris.Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Bugger, too late again! Oh well... just for the hell of it:
"The new vogue in lounge furnishings wasn't all it was cracked up to be."
"Hey, d00d! You wouldn't believe how many chicks have been laid on that couch!"
"New Fratboy Sofa, perfect for bachelor pads. 100% guaranteed to pull chicks!"
Sorry for the delay, just came back to the thread. Looking...Looking...Looking.
Watch this space.
Go for it folks...but don't let the axe wielder get you.
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Sam never even got close to the girls until he bought the monkey suit.
Oi! Cut out that monkey business!
A nice cross section of nature; six tits and a chimp.
Girl on right to girl on "Keep that stun gun handy!"
Who said the chicks don't go for the hairy guys.
Having made a fortune in the Tarzan movies, Cheetah spent most of it on women and alcohol. And squandered the rest.
What Chimp?
no, I said 'Bring some money'...
Chimpanzee Dirty Jobs. Next week, you won't believe what some do for a living! Touching hairless primates!
Cheers
Michael
This one's silicone ...
"I may not have opposable thumbs but I know what I like!"
Evolution in action: Last week walked upright, this week attracted to human females, next week playing Rugby:)
Cheers
Michael
In this age of extreme waxing, it was refreshing to find a French model au natural
Woodwould gets the baton..off you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
Crabs
Sorry, but I just can't make fun of that image.
Try the substitute.
We train them young down under.
It wasn't what Amy was expecting on a first date
Thanks Woodwould. :2tsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodwould
"Geez George! Everyone else on the beach is drinking champagne and you have to give me this swill! :C
Schoolies week. Two graduates from the School for the gifted contemplate college life.
Cheers
Michael
:Yeah, this stuffs OK, but I still preferred the breast!"
I still think they didn't really believe you when you said we were 18
Good one mic-d. Off you go.
Thank you WW. Et voila!
Otto's wife, Robin.
You get an extra point if you can work out that obtuse reference:)
Cheers
Michael