The new shoes

Giorgio walks to work every day and passes a shoe store on his way. Each day he stops and looks in the window, admiring a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes.<O:p</O:p

After about two months, he saves the $300 the shoes cost and purchases them.<O:p</O:p

Every Friday night the Italian community gets together to dance in the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.<O:p</O:p

He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"<O:p</O:p

Sophia, startled, replies, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"<O:p</O:p

Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"<O:p</O:p

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"<O:p</O:p

Rosa answers, " Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?"<O:p</O:p

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes.<O:p</O:p

How do you like them?"<O:p</O:p

Now the evening is almost over and the last song is playing. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.<O:p</O:p

Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true!"<O:p</O:p

Carmella answers, "Yes, yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."<O:p</O:p

Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a crack ina my $300 Bocceli leather shoes!"<O:p</O:p