A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 108.
When he died, he left
14 children,
28 grand-children,
35 great-grand children,
and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
