Made us laugh

As a teacher, mum occasionally gets some gems...

Hopefully we dont have any pets die when our baby arrives ... but we only have goldfish so it shouldnt be too bad

Loosely connected to your original message:-

Little Nancy was filling in a hole in her garden when the neighbour popped his head over the fence.
"What are you doing, Nancy?" he asked.
She lifted her tear-stained face and said, "My goldfish died and I'm burying it!"
"Oh Dear!" he said, "-But isn't that rather a large hole for a goldfish?"
"Yes," she said, "That's because it's in your bloody Cat!!"