Marital Preview?

A guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.

"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"

“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."

A woman is like a hand grenade,
remove the ring and the house is gone!