Overworked

Overworked

• I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
• I figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy.
• I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
• I went into work early and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
• Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important > >>>later) came in and asked me what I was doing. >
• "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb.
• " A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. >
• "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed. >
• "You're crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
• With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
• The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
• "I can't work in the dark," she said.

:D