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Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,575
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post Clean one

    Started by tony bell, 19th June 2000 08:29 PM
    barman, bay, black, blown, bugger, cars, clean, clue, counter, day, deserted, driver, drives, field, fuses, guy, horse, lucky, main, meal, munches, nearby, pub, replaces, road, stops, story, suddenly, tells, white
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,345
    kev
    24th June 2000, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  2. Smile a boy and his frog

    Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM
    baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,548
    AlexS
    23rd June 2000, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  3. Talking Different vase

    Started by Judy, 16th June 2000 11:30 PM
    bought, bouquet, devoted, expect, flowers, handed, husband, intentions, legs, loved, lovely, prove, received, roses, sex, spend, spread, suppose, suspicious, vase, weekend, wife, wishing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,564
    Judy
    16th June 2000, 11:30 PM Go to last post

  4. Smile Hell and the Devil

    Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:42 PM
    awesome, bet, blackjack, cares, cool, craps, day, dead, devil, drink, drugs, fridays, gamble, gonna, grimaces, guy, hell, love, matter, mondays, ooooh, realized, remember, roulette, slots, smoke, wednesdays, worries, wow, you’re
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,544
    Gino
    16th June 2000, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  5. Smile A heart warming story

    Started by Gino, 16th June 2000 07:40 PM
    choosing, crab, dancing, deadly, declan, fathers, finally, gasped, heart, inconsolable, join, kate, king, lobster, lobsters, merry, pissed, princess, refused, scuttled, sideways, sit, spoke, step, story, suddenly, taking, throne, warming, wide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,404
    Gino
    16th June 2000, 07:40 PM Go to last post

  6. Exclamation What Denomination Is Your Bra?

    Started by Chris Longworth, 11th June 2000 09:11 AM
    2000.], army, baptist, befuddled, bra, catholic, chris, denomination, differences, edited, hills.”, june, lifts, longworth, masses, message, mole, prefer?”, presbyterian, relived, replied, saleslady, salvation, support, type, types, [this, “it’s, “the, “there
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,044
    AlexS
    13th June 2000, 04:43 PM Go to last post

  7. Unhappy Loving Excuses

    Started by Hartley, 5th June 2000 11:40 AM
    afraid, balls, ceiling, cold, crack, cum, dear, drunk, excuses, fight, golf, hear, home, kicked, laid, late, loving, move, nose, play, running, screw, sheets, stuck, succeed, time, times, toes, watching, zipper
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,073
    Hartley
    5th June 2000, 11:40 AM Go to last post

  8. Smile Pythagas Theorem

    Started by DonN, 25th May 2000 07:55 PM
    baby, boy, boys, deer, elk, equal, hides, hippopotamus, indian, pregnant, prove, pythagas, skin, slept, sons, squarws, squaw, squaws, theorem, twin
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,756
    DonN
    25th May 2000, 07:55 PM Go to last post

  9. Post Which came first?

    Started by Charles Castle, 10th May 2000 02:32 PM
    agreed, arguing, ark, book, brickie, bricks, built, cables, carpenter, chapter, day, downpour, elephants, finish, genesis, giraffes, god, held, hippopotamuses, laid, light, shed, sitting, smirk, sparkie, subbies, time, trade, verse, waiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,548
    RETIRED
    10th May 2000, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Easter Eggs??? Ah!!

    Started by ubeaut, 22nd April 2000 02:24 PM
    >>>, >>>>, >>>>>, >>>>>>, >>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>>, >>>>>>>>>>, dear, easter, eggs, mummy, wait
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,539
    Jim Carroll
    8th May 2000, 12:15 AM Go to last post

  11. Talking Speed

    Started by Jim Carroll, 8th May 2000 12:12 AM
    blonde, rode, snail, speed, turtles, wabbit, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,549
    Jim Carroll
    8th May 2000, 12:12 AM Go to last post

  12. Thumbs down Dooden Car

    Started by Hartley, 26th April 2000 10:49 PM
    car, dooden, happened, wooden
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,059
    Rod Smith
    7th May 2000, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  13. Post More Beer - Alcohol Warning

    Started by Hartley, 26th April 2000 10:47 PM
    alcohol, appearing, beer, cones, consumption, continuum, converse, disappear, influx, kung-fu, laughing, lead, literally, logically, morning, mystical, opposite, people, possess, powers, pregnancy, roll, scary, sex, signs, species, spitting, time, time-space, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,307
    Hartley
    26th April 2000, 10:47 PM Go to last post

  14. Post Termites

    Started by Mark Woodward, 13th April 2000 03:37 AM
    bar, pub, tender, termite, termites, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,594
    Mark Woodward
    13th April 2000, 03:37 AM Go to last post

  15. Angry The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

    Started by PenRex, 7th April 2000 02:02 PM
    2000.], april, aspire, comic, darts, dear, edited, enjoyment, everyones, favourite, half, lord, loses, message, online, reads, rex, someday, strip, ubeaut, vice-versa, wife, wifes, woodworking, [this
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,139
    PenRex
    7th April 2000, 02:02 PM Go to last post

  16. Wink One For the Farmers!

    Started by Shane Watson, 14th March 2000 05:53 PM
    140, 430, acres, attorney, attorneys, beat, church, conversation, day-voices, deere, divorce, exasperated, farmer, farmers, file, finally, grounds, grudge, interview, john, meaningful, office, park, sir, suit, understand, walked, wear, wife, yea
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,796
    Shane Watson
    14th March 2000, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  17. Talking Jogging

    Started by Jim Carroll, 9th March 2000 10:31 PM
    bang, cold, condom, door, feet, front, girlfriend, guy, hardens, heard, jogging, joins, jumps, luck, merry, months, nude, past, rain, ready, realise, replys, road, runner, runners, soul, spirit, toughens, wearing, winter
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,301
    Jim Carroll
    9th March 2000, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  18. Lightbulb sex ...of course

    Started by bob at woodheap vic, 5th March 2000 07:39 PM
    beer, belly, corpulant, fuel, gentleman, love, machine, sex, shirt, sporting, tank, tee, waistline, woodturner, worn
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,600
    S Hayward
    7th March 2000, 12:41 PM Go to last post

  19. Post Things To Ponder

    Started by RETIRED, 26th February 2000 05:27 PM
    backwards, bomb, bottled, bright, closed, day, evian, feet, fence, gathers, grass, greener, ian, lapd, light, misquoted, mouth, mowed, naive, notice, ponder, robbo, robertson, sound, spelled, squad, t-shirt, things, water, worn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,553
    RETIRED
    26th February 2000, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  20. Question Strange Laws

    Started by Hartley, 10th February 2000 12:23 PM
    act, allowed, animals, breasts, brick, daughter, flash, forbidden, genitals, guam, hand, husband, illegal, job, law, laws, legally, makes, male, santa, sex, shudder, skirt, strange, time, vending, virgins, whilst, witness, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,819
    S Hayward
    12th February 2000, 05:56 PM Go to last post

  21. Post ierish medickail dickshonairy

    Started by bob at woodheap vic, 7th February 2000 10:59 PM
    aware, bloke, cousin, damn, dickshonairy, elvis, fainted, fatherhood, hiding, ierish, impotent, killed, labour, medickail, node, outpatient, pain, pap, pelvis, person, recovery, rectum, rome, secretion, seizure, smear, table, tablet, terminal, upholstery
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,142
    bob at woodheap vic
    7th February 2000, 10:59 PM Go to last post

  22. Cool Yet another Irish Joke - in bad taste

    Started by AlexS, 7th February 2000 04:26 PM
    bad, bank, broke, contained, dessert, dish, dishes, dublin, found, headlines, irelands, irish, joke, largest, leader, morning, nice, post, read, rest, robbed, rows, safecracker, sperm, strongboxes, strongroom, taste, theyed, valuables, vanilla
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,317
    FUBAR POOBAH
    7th February 2000, 05:51 PM Go to last post

  23. Cool A Joke

    Started by Don K, 6th February 2000 09:56 AM
    adulation, baseball, bat, battered, batty, bear, beautifully, call, don, due, giving, guy, hand, head, job, joke, kills, knuckle, knuckles, knuclkes, love, mafia, poo, realy, regale, slays, whilst, wise, wood, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,390
    knuckles
    7th February 2000, 09:42 AM Go to last post

  24. Talking The Irish Again

    Started by Hartley, 6th February 2000 06:42 PM
    asleep, awakens, bar, bartender, bed, called, closed, crawls, door, drinking, falls, figures, finally, flat, hell, irish, irishmans, leave, left, morning, night, pub, shouting, sound, stand, standing, stands, time, wheelchair, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,866
    Hartley
    6th February 2000, 06:42 PM Go to last post

  25. Talking Irish Hit Back

    Started by Hartley, 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM
    150, admitted, australians, bloke, employer, explained, hit, i.q, irish, irishman, job, pass, shoelaces, test, thongs, told, trouble, tying, university, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,908
    Hartley
    2nd February 2000, 05:43 PM Go to last post

  26. Post OUCH!

    Started by RETIRED, 30th January 2000 08:41 AM
    blood, care, day, drove, easy, flew, guess, hammer, hand, helping, hit, holding, home, honey, ian, literally, lord, lunch, matt, matts, nail, ouch, replied, result, spiked, tap, thankin, thumb, time, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,186
    RETIRED
    30th January 2000, 08:41 AM Go to last post

  27. Angry Love

    Started by Jim Carroll, 29th January 2000 12:22 AM
    cricket, difference, head, jack, jill, jim, knowing, lousey, love, lover, replies, sitting, thump, watching, whop
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,002
    Jim Carroll
    29th January 2000, 12:22 AM Go to last post

  28. Talking Small Ass

    Started by ubeaut, 15th January 2000 09:50 PM
    ass, small, wait, worth
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,199
    RETIRED
    15th January 2000, 11:28 PM Go to last post

  29. Talking Blondes

    Started by Jim Carroll, 30th December 1999 10:36 PM
    air, arrow, blonde, blondes, hear, missed, shot
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,153
    knuckles
    13th January 2000, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  30. Talking No Lamb???

    Started by RETIRED, 5th January 2000 06:49 PM
    american, bites, bull, bulls, called, contents, day, delicacy, delicious, evening, fight, inspecting, lamb, morning, noticed, platter, replied, returned, save, senor, served, shoulders, shrugged, special, testicles, tomorrow, touring, waiter, wins, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,178
    RETIRED
    5th January 2000, 06:49 PM Go to last post

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