Thanks Thanks:  85
Likes Likes:  764
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  17
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  37
Page 250 of 290 FirstFirst ... 150200240245246247248249250251252253254255260 ... LastLast
Threads 7471 to 7500 of 8694

Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 57
    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 43,537
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 100
    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 83,460
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 122,585
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 102
    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 236,301
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,524
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Talking W.H.O. ALERT - BARS Virus

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:04 AM
    alert, balance, bars, beer, bet, clothing, congregate, cross-eyed, disease, divorce, fred, headaches, hey, identified, include, incoherently, loss, memory, people, shouting, speak, symptoms, uncontrollable, urge, victim, victims, virginity, virus, vomiting, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,528
    13th September 2004, 12:04 AM Go to last post
  2. Cool The run of the forest

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:00 AM
    answers, beat, coke, ecstasy, elephant, f@#$r, feel, forest, friend, giraffe, health, horror, hours, idiot, joint, lion, makes, pretty, rabbit, razor, rolling, run, running, starts, stumbles, sunny, time, tosses, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,912
    13th September 2004, 12:00 AM Go to last post
  3. Effing Volvo drivers

    Started by Christopha, 8th September 2004 03:55 PM
    dear, drivers, effing, home, late, night, volvo, wifey
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,568
    11th September 2004, 08:56 PM Go to last post
  4. Attempted Joke

    Started by Kris.Parker1, 11th September 2004 04:42 PM
    ahem, attempt, attempted, break, comic, compose, door, handle, har, hey, humour, joke, jokes, knob, lousy, pretty, stand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,694
    11th September 2004, 04:42 PM Go to last post
  5. WARNING! Paris Hilton, full frontal!

    Started by Christopha, 10th September 2004 11:56 AM
    cop, frontal, hilton, lot, paris, warning, youse
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,086
    11th September 2004, 04:11 PM Go to last post
  6. Tommy Cooper one liners

    Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM
    arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,991
    11th September 2004, 03:43 PM Go to last post
  7. He Who Drinks Australian....

    Started by gemi_babe, 11th September 2004 12:59 AM
    $200, 6th, amazing, astonished, attention, australia, australian, cameo, cash, corner, drinks, father, fosters, glen, guy, iris, jill, live, melbourne, night, parents, pay, replies, sex, shake, sits, street, suburb, unbelievable
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,543
    11th September 2004, 12:59 AM Go to last post
  8. The oirish agin!

    Started by Christopha, 9th September 2004 07:09 PM
    3rd, agin, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, exceptional, food, foot, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, oirish, personally, prefer, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, yken
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,482
    10th September 2004, 12:24 AM Go to last post
  9. Olympic Top Nine

    Started by vsquizz, 9th September 2004 10:22 PM
    analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, british, ceremony, commentator, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, god, ioc, kisses, lot, medal, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, tennis, top, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,384
    9th September 2004, 11:25 PM Go to last post
  10. Reasons to love Sydney

    Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM
    beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,325
    9th September 2004, 11:44 AM Go to last post
  11. Olympic moments

    Started by Ian007, 7th September 2004 07:13 PM
    analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, ceremony, commentator, crew, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, hugging, kisses, lot, medal, moments, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, takes, tennis, wife
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,897
    9th September 2004, 10:28 AM Go to last post
  12. Diets

    Started by Christopha, 7th September 2004 01:52 PM
    americans, amounts, attacks, australians, beer, british, cabbage, canadians, conclusion, diets, drink, eat, english, fat, fewer, germans, heart, heartattacks, italians, japanese, lot, lots, red, rolls, sausages, speaking, suffer, ukrainians, vodka, wine
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,350
    8th September 2004, 09:26 AM Go to last post
  13. He was winning until they started chanting his name

    Started by craigb, 7th September 2004 01:41 PM
    chanting, eek, started, winning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,204
    7th September 2004, 06:12 PM Go to last post
  14. Martian Lovemaking

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:09 PM
    accomplished, baby, basket, born, child, controls, earth, expedition, eyebrow, gasped, gathered, humans, issue, johnson, leader, lovemaking, mars, martian, martians, miss, months, panel, pleased, quizzical, raised, redressing, sex, slid, view, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,314
    5th September 2004, 07:09 PM Go to last post
  15. A GUIDE TO SEX FOR COMPLETE IDIOTS (part 1)

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 07:06 PM
    80%, abstinence, bad, circumcision, complete, complex, condom, girlfriends, god, greek, guide, herpes, idiots, kinky, line, major, oedipus, oral, pain, pay, physical, position, potential, severe, sex, sight, speed, suffer, talking, virtue
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,071
    5th September 2004, 07:06 PM Go to last post
  16. a dogs life

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM
    animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,867
    5th September 2004, 06:51 PM Go to last post
  17. Cool LAst Rites

    Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM
    age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,650
    5th September 2004, 05:46 PM Go to last post
  18. woodies! No :(

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM
    bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,627
    4th September 2004, 12:32 AM Go to last post
  19. Ahoy!

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:19 AM
    ahoy, captain, captains, crew, curious, daily, day, died, duties, envelope, laying, left, letter, lines, lock, lost, love, map, mate, pale, paper, quarters, rest, safe, sea, starboard, strange, treasure, words, ``port
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,812
    4th September 2004, 12:19 AM Go to last post
  20. Dear Diary

    Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:26 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    attempt, aware, burning, call, called, captors, chemical, consolation, day, dear, diary, due, event, foamy, foul, glass, hear, invent, liquid, minds, noise, odor, piece, shampoo, sick, smell, solitary, sort, time, tubes
    • Replies: 35
    • Views: 8,914
    4th September 2004, 12:17 AM Go to last post
  21. Dam good thinkin'

    Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM
    age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,436
    4th September 2004, 12:13 AM Go to last post
  22. Freak out time!

    Started by AlexS, 3rd September 2004 10:37 PM
    balloons, car, drivers, freak, tie, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,571
    3rd September 2004, 10:37 PM Go to last post
  23. A tale from the Australian coast

    Started by Driver, 3rd September 2004 04:13 PM
    australian, bad, bag, beaut, bill, bloke, bloody, coast, comin, couple, crabs, crays, edible, fancy, geez, gonna, guess, mate, minutes, news, oclock, pretty, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, tale, wetsuit, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,388
    3rd September 2004, 09:05 PM Go to last post
  24. What, do you mean I'm fired?

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:14 PM
    bureaurocract, fired, geez, petty, talk
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,712
    3rd September 2004, 07:50 PM Go to last post
  25. Parking mishaps (1 & 2)

    Started by Bob Willson, 3rd September 2004 03:17 PM
    air, aircraft, bits, bumps, damage, happen, harder, majority, manoevre, mishaps, parking, poking, suppose, tarmac, vast
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,660
    3rd September 2004, 03:20 PM Go to last post
  26. Gone fishing

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:17 PM
    bad, bag, beaut;, bill, bloke, bloody, blue, couple, crabs, dead, duty, fishing, geez, gonna, guess, legal, lobsters, minutes, news, nice, oclock, pretty, pull, pulls, sarge, shoot, sized, swag, swimmer, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,704
    2nd September 2004, 09:15 PM Go to last post
  27. Funny Link from woodcentral

    Started by bloggs1968, 28th August 2004 09:33 PM
    bloody, found, funny, joke, laughing, link, site, woodcentral
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,851
    2nd September 2004, 09:02 PM Go to last post
  28. A pirate walks into a bar ...

    Started by Bob Willson, 2nd September 2004 06:47 PM
    arrrr, bar, bartender, driving, hey, leg, nuts, pants, parrot, peg, pirate, shoulder, steering, walks, wheel
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,595
    2nd September 2004, 06:47 PM Go to last post
  29. Talking It's probably True

    Started by miked, 1st September 2004 07:08 PM
    check, clean--, cop, copper, driver, gonna, guy, guys, head, hope, license, license--hes, mate, miles, nightstick, offend, passenger, pulled, queensland, replies, road, rolls, smacks, taps, true, walks, whack, whatd, window, wouldve
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,830
    1st September 2004, 09:23 PM Go to last post
  30. A Joke

    Started by gemi_babe, 29th August 2004 11:23 PM
    american, australia, australian, australians, bread, breakfast, called, chewing, condoms, containers, cracking, croissants, eat, fresh, fruit, gum, jam, joke, peels, recycle, replied, seeds, sell, sighing, teeth, throw, transform, united, wrigleys, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,948
    31st August 2004, 05:37 PM Go to last post

Forum Information and Options

Moderators of this Forum

Thread Display Options

Use this control to limit the display of threads to those newer than the specified time frame.

Allows you to choose the data by which the thread list will be sorted.

Order threads in...

Note: when sorting by date, 'descending order' will show the newest results first.

Icon Legend

Contains unread posts
Contains unread posts
Contains no unread posts
Contains no unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with unread posts
More than 10 replies or 30 views
Hot thread with no unread posts
Closed Thread
Thread is closed
Thread Contains a Message Written By You
You have posted in this thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •