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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Olympic Condoms

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:47 AM
    announces, blurts, brand, bronze, buys, change, color, colors, condoms, discovers, finished, gold, home, impressed, makes, nice, olympic, pack, proudly, purchase, replies, responds, ruefully, shopping, silver, special, tonight, wear, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,238
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 12:47 AM Go to last post

  2. Pregnant Caddy

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM
    assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, caddy, carries, class, finally, gentlemen, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, middle, partner, plan, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, stage, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,570
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 12:44 AM Go to last post

  3. Cool Hire me- atleast I am honest!

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:36 AM
    atleast, awards, car, conditions, contact, current, desired, employer, hire, honest, hours, lbs, libra, lifting, me-, physical, position, prohibit, prove, publishers, question, received, recognition, rising, runs, salary, scorpio, sign, special, winner
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,335
    Kev Y.
    22nd September 2004, 12:36 AM Go to last post

  4. Types of Poo (Warning: Toilet Humour)

    Started by Grunt, 19th September 2004 01:12 PM
    bigger, block, cheeks, elses, figure, floaters, flush, fuller, hits, house, humour, launching, makes, pain, paper, poo, pooed, qe2, risk, sideways, soaking, splash, starfish, stitches, times, toilet, types, warning, water, wet
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 11,795
    tyrone
    22nd September 2004, 12:16 AM Go to last post

  5. The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003:

    Started by gemi_babe, 21st September 2004 11:23 PM
    2003, actual, astronaut, battery, blame, bridges, charge], duct, eating, enough?], fat, gas, headlines, holds, hope, larger, obesity, police, red, spacecraft, stronger, struck, study, takes, tape, tape?], year, [thats, [werent, [you
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,505
    gemi_babe
    21st September 2004, 11:23 PM Go to last post

  6. Friendship Chain Letter

    Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:33 PM
    ass, body, bring, chain, closest, clumsy, depressed, fall, friend, friends, friendship, hell, horrible, laugh, letter, move, oath, pledge, promises, remember, sad, send, shovel, sick, speak, speaking, stay, till, true, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,410
    Kev Y.
    21st September 2004, 09:07 PM Go to last post

  7. Men and paving slabs

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 02:55 PM
    board, common, cool, kev, lay, men, paving, rolleyes, slabs, walk, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,802
    Rodgera
    21st September 2004, 10:33 AM Go to last post

  8. English school essays

    Started by simon c, 17th September 2004 10:43 PM
    butter, cook, dog, door, duck, english, essays, forced, gently, glenda, hair, house, jackson, knife, lame, left, met, paper, parliamentary, pavement, phil, plan, procedure, robin, school, sharp, shots, sound, tone, wall
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,689
    Iain
    19th September 2004, 08:51 AM Go to last post

  9. blonde joke No. 1,287,354

    Started by Christopha, 17th September 2004 05:18 PM
    287, 354, answered, biggest, blonde, business, decided, duuhhh, elevator, entered, exasperated, explain, finally, friday, friendly, goodness, honey, inside, joke, looked, means, possibly, repeated, s-h-i-t, smile, smiled, sweetly, t-g-i-f, thursday
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,611
    Rowan
    18th September 2004, 10:48 AM Go to last post

  10. Todays received selection...

    Started by Iain, 17th September 2004 07:48 PM
    avoid, chicken, chinese, company, discovered, electrolux, ford, french, german, introduced, market, means, mist, pavian, pepsi, phrase, pinto, products, quink, received, selection, slang, slogan, spanish, started, stick, takes, todays, translated, wax
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,528
    Driver
    17th September 2004, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  11. Paddy & Mick

    Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM
    27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,816
    stevephillips
    17th September 2004, 03:45 AM Go to last post

  12. Tickle Me Elmo

    Started by Geoff Dean, 16th September 2004 09:02 AM
    amazement, approaches, bag, begins, carefully, cuts, day, door, elmo, elmos, employee, fabric, factory, floor, huge, line, manager, marbles, misunderstood, package, personnel, piece, plush, red, roll, sew, straight, tickle, watch, wraps
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,494
    Geoff Dean
    16th September 2004, 09:02 AM Go to last post

  13. How Not to Die

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:22 PM
    16th, anesthesia, attack, attila, bacon, bladder, brahe, century, chicken, chloroform, coronary, dead, die, died, drink, dropped, eagle, fixx, found, head, hed, jogging, night, organic, research, rodale, snow, started, time, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,379
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 05:22 PM Go to last post

  14. Vanilla ice cream = car problems

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM
    answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,801
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 05:18 PM Go to last post

  15. Top 12 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:02 PM
    arguments, assurance, bat-leth, challenged, coddle, code, concern, contest, debug, debugging, die, dogs, entire, family, flee, indent, klingon, klingons, overheard, parameters, prepare, programmer, quality, ship, software, team, things, users, weak, win
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,426
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 05:02 PM Go to last post

  16. for all of the IT "guru's"

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 04:37 PM
    arguments, bad, change^operation, character, computer, cshell, divorce, entry, extracts, failed, guru, gurus, hilarious, jokes, light, love, manual, match, modifier, results-, scan, sex, sleep, stop, typed, unix, woman, ^how
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,468
    craigb
    15th September 2004, 04:48 PM Go to last post

  17. Penny for your thoughts

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:26 PM
    aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blush, blushed, brow, dae, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, lad, lass, leaned, lip, loch, looked, minutes, nae, penny, serious, spoke, thinkin, thoughts, time, wee
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,570
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 03:26 PM Go to last post

  18. Boiler explodes

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:17 PM
    boiler, buy, cool, equal, explodes, flowers, jokes, kev, opportunity, rolleyes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,304
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 03:17 PM Go to last post

  19. To go with your fluffy dice

    Started by Grunt, 15th September 2004 02:53 PM
    balloons, dice, fluffy, ford, ozwinner
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,234
    Grunt
    15th September 2004, 02:53 PM Go to last post

  20. Happy little gingerbread man..

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 02:49 PM
    cookery, cool, found, gingerbread, happy, kev, man, rolleyes, tip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,192
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 02:49 PM Go to last post

  21. Terms for the 21st century

    Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 02:42 PM
    21st, 404, answer, art, century, confidence, cool, couch, cubefarm, dogging, euphemism, found, fraction, generations, idea, logic, material, minuscule, mistake, mouse, ohnosecond, online, potato, prairie, realize, terms, time, uninstalled, wired, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,589
    Kev Y.
    15th September 2004, 02:42 PM Go to last post

  22. Talking Xmas Present (really bad taste, sorry in advance)

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:31 AM
    advance, bad, bought, christmas, leg, mccartney, paper, paul, plane, present, razor, taste, wife, xmas
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,275
    AlexS
    14th September 2004, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  23. Blatant cut and paste......

    Started by Christopha, 28th August 2004 06:34 PM
    activity, arrive, arrived, blatant, british, cable, calls, complaint, considerable, customer, customers, cut, day, disappointment, installation, letter, line, modem, music, ntl, office, paste, reading, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,636
    Termite
    14th September 2004, 01:18 PM Go to last post

  24. Wink The frog in the pond

    Started by Chum, 12th September 2004 07:00 PM
    centre, chum, edge, frog, half, island, jump, jumps, metre, metres, pond, pool, previous, reach, sitting, subsequent
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,795
    Chum
    13th September 2004, 10:51 PM Go to last post

  25. Forrest Gump and Saint Peter

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:45 AM
    answer, answers, begin, credit, day, days, entrance, exam, eyes, final, forrest, gods, guess, gump, heaven, howard, letter, peter, prayer, questions, responds, saint, saints, shore, shucks, test, thunk, tomorrow, twelve, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,625
    trevorZ
    13th September 2004, 10:09 AM Go to last post

  26. Cool Heat makes things expand

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 01:10 AM
    absolutely, account, christopha, cold, contract, days, expand, explained, friend, heard, heat, mad, makes, replied, robbo, shorter, summer, things, winter
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,688
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 01:10 AM Go to last post

  27. Ego Booster

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:39 AM
    booster, ego
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,168
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  28. Cool Big Bang

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:28 AM
    apparently, astronomers, bang, big, excited, immediately, isolated, occurred, sound, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,463
    vsquizz
    13th September 2004, 12:32 AM Go to last post

  29. Smile Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:25 AM
    balance, bible, bill, chicken, clinton, colonel, concerned, cross, crossed, day, definition, echicken2003, freud, george, god, grandpa, heaven, miss, question, reagan, rejoicing, reveals, road, roads, ronald, sanders, sexual, sigmund, told, underlying
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,937
    vsquizz
    13th September 2004, 12:30 AM Go to last post

  30. Cool Who's Deaf?

    Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:19 AM
    10ft, 20ft, 40ft, 4th, deaf, dinner, doctor, hear, hearing, home, husband, losing, minutes, question, ready, replies, response, starts, test, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,156
    Kev Y.
    13th September 2004, 12:19 AM Go to last post

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