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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 41,519
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 77,599
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 90
    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,625
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 234,766
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. Something's fishy

    Started by Grunt, 4th August 2005 12:17 AM
    fishy, somethings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,118
    4th August 2005, 01:01 AM Go to last post
  2. Want some?

    Started by Grunt, 4th August 2005 12:06 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 958
    4th August 2005, 12:06 AM Go to last post
  3. It finally happened

    Started by Grunt, 4th August 2005 12:01 AM
    finally, happened
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,046
    4th August 2005, 12:01 AM Go to last post
  4. A crack in an airplane's window

    Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:26 PM
    airplane, airplanes, crack, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,161
    3rd August 2005, 11:57 PM Go to last post
  5. Finally a place for Al to get his underwear

    Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:31 PM
    finally, place, underwear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,148
    3rd August 2005, 11:31 PM Go to last post
  6. I'm not drinkin' this stuff

    Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:25 PM
    drinkin, stuff
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,027
    3rd August 2005, 11:25 PM Go to last post
  7. How's your crack?

    Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:08 PM
    crack, hows
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,378
    3rd August 2005, 11:08 PM Go to last post
  8. Looks like one of the crew have been here.

    Started by Grunt, 3rd August 2005 11:05 PM
    crew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    3rd August 2005, 11:05 PM Go to last post
  9. Smile Slight misunderstanding there

    Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM
    ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,384
    3rd August 2005, 10:55 PM Go to last post
  10. Kind Nurse

    Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:48 PM
    bit, black, close, closely, covers, feet, finally, gown, hands, heavily, holds, jiggles, kind, listen, mask, nice, nose, nurse, operation, oxygen, privates, pulls, raises, results, sedated, slowly, takes, test, testicles, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,518
    3rd August 2005, 08:48 PM Go to last post
  11. Little Old Ladie

    Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM
    ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,038
    3rd August 2005, 08:46 PM Go to last post
  12. play it again er sam???? george????

    Started by popawisky, 2nd August 2005 11:58 PM
    george, play, sam
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,498
    3rd August 2005, 12:59 AM Go to last post
  13. Mandarin goes pear shaped

    Started by routermaniac, 29th July 2005 12:11 AM
    agent, airlines, booking, concern, excellent, flight, heard, issues, mandarin, parking, pear, phone, shaped, smith, travel
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,050
    2nd August 2005, 09:28 PM Go to last post
  14. Batteries extra

    Started by Iain, 2nd August 2005 08:43 AM
    batteries, extra
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,175
    2nd August 2005, 11:41 AM Go to last post
  15. Talking Did that ever happen to you??

    Started by Breslauer, 2nd August 2005 10:45 AM
    attention, bills, bit, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, garbage, glasses, happen, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, remember, remote, set, spill, spills, table, warm, water
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,622
    2nd August 2005, 11:23 AM Go to last post
  16. Parking lessons

    Started by routermaniac, 27th July 2005 09:29 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    accelerator, boy, car, day, drive, faster, johny, lessons, parking, pole, practice, slowly, steady, telegraph, touch, watch
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,821
    30th July 2005, 04:03 PM Go to last post
  17. Heard on the radio

    Started by Bob Willson, 19th June 2005 10:06 AM
    answers, brian, call, coast, contestant, couple, folks, fox-fm, game, god, gold, heard, hey, hours, huh, laughing, married, match, mate, melbourne, minutes, morning, question, questions, radio, sarah, sex, time, trip, yeah
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,945
    28th July 2005, 10:21 AM Go to last post
  18. A Real Woodies Joke

    Started by ubeaut, 23rd September 1999 01:48 AM
    beer, calendar, crept, declared, enough”, feet, half, joke, jumped, leaned, leapt, mathematician, metre, metres, neil, reach, real, sourcebook, step, steps, strode, style, table, table.”, triumphantly, true, woodie, woodies, woodworkers, “near
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,185
    27th July 2005, 11:22 AM Go to last post
  19. The luck of the Irish

    Started by popawisky, 27th July 2005 08:15 AM
    100, attempt, base, dat, dirty, ere, fellow, foreman, forward, hire, hundred, irish, leans, luck, makes, mark, nuts, picks, picture, question, represent, represents, rules, space, stares, start, tree, trees, woodworker
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,378
    27th July 2005, 09:20 AM Go to last post
  20. Advantage of living on Earth

    Started by rod1949, 26th July 2005 12:55 PM
    advantage, advantages, earth, free, living, sun, trip
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,363
    26th July 2005, 04:16 PM Go to last post
  21. The bunny and the snake

    Started by Gingermick, 25th July 2005 08:47 AM
    birth, blind, bunny, covered, cried, ears, excitement, feel, forest, forked, fur, helped, management, nose, obvious, orphaned, possibly, replied, senior, slippery, slithered, smooth, snake, soft, suggested, team, testicles, tongue, twitches, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,800
    25th July 2005, 08:47 AM Go to last post
  22. the optometrist

    Started by Ian007, 23rd July 2005 03:27 PM
    bloody, day, distance, eek, miles, million, optometrist, sun, told, trouble, window
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,342
    24th July 2005, 06:25 PM Go to last post
  23. Gratuitous frog bashing

    Started by craigb, 22nd July 2005 10:26 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    alert, bashing, chirac, collaborate, crippling, destroyed, effectively, factory, fire, flag, france, frances, french, frog, gratuitous, level, levels, military, newsflash, officially, precipitated, president, raised, recent, reuters, rise, run, surrender, terror, white
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 3,062
    23rd July 2005, 11:52 PM Go to last post
  24. Buying a new Vacuum cleaner

    Started by RufflyRustic, 21st July 2005 02:34 PM
    buy, buying, cheers, cleaner, days, decide, demonstrations, dreaming, hwmbo, industrial, listened, looked, needless, picked, pinch, reported, retravision, rufflyrustic, salespitch, section, sends, sideways, solved, vacuum, vax, walked, wandered, watched, woodwork, yay
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,756
    23rd July 2005, 04:23 PM Go to last post
  25. Power of Pancakes

    Started by Iain, 22nd July 2005 04:12 PM
    pancakes, power, rolleyes
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,294
    23rd July 2005, 12:40 AM Go to last post
  26. Talking can you remember when?

    Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM
    ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,405
    22nd July 2005, 10:35 PM Go to last post
  27. milling my tree

    Started by aussiecolector, 22nd July 2005 08:26 PM
    cubic, meters, milled, milling, thinking, timber, tree, wondering
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,250
    22nd July 2005, 08:51 PM Go to last post
  28. final word on nutrition and health

    Started by stephenmeddings, 19th July 2005 03:02 PM
    americans, amounts, apparently, attacks, aussies, beer, brits, conclusion, drink, eat, english, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, heart, kills, lot, lots, mexicans, nutrition, red, sausages, speaking, suffer, watch, wine, word
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,088
    21st July 2005, 07:32 PM Go to last post
  29. Talking Genuine announcements

    Started by doug the slug, 21st July 2005 11:18 AM
    announcements, apologise, bad, baker, beggars, carriage, close, delay, door, doors, gentleman, gentlemen, genuine, home, ladies, line, means, move, news, pass, passengers, pause, smoking, street, stuck, time, train, underground, understand, wearing
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,472
    21st July 2005, 11:31 AM Go to last post
  30. Thumbs up Finally, a chain letter i like

    Started by doug the slug, 13th July 2005 11:23 PM
    boy, chain, email, feel, finally, forward, forwards, friend, friends, guilty, happen, horror, letter, letters, life, mad, mail, miranda, pass, people, pinsley, poor, raped, sad, send, sending, story, stupid, true, type
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,621
    20th July 2005, 11:42 PM Go to last post

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