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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Tragedy

    Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM
    accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Daddles
    27th November 2005, 10:06 AM Go to last post

  2. Too bad.....

    Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM
    1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,648
    Iain
    26th November 2005, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  3. Rude Customers

    Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM
    address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,627
    Ratbag Oz
    25th November 2005, 10:42 PM Go to last post

  4. Bird Flu

    Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:19 PM
    aching, bird, center, congestion, control, disease, experience, fatigue, fever, flu, immediately, irresistible, joints, list, medical, nausea, released, seek, someones, symptoms, treatment, urge, windshield
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,540
    Baz
    25th November 2005, 06:57 PM Go to last post

  5. waterfall

    Started by rick_rine, 24th November 2005 10:40 PM
    joke, waterfall
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,555
    Auld Bassoon
    25th November 2005, 06:45 PM Go to last post

  6. Red face Warning Labels.

    Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:59 AM
    accidents, aid, bit, blame, christmas, construction, drowsiness, fly, food, head-colds, instructions, iron, japanese, labels, lights, lot, nuts, nytol, opposed, outdoor, packet, processor, rate, reduce, sleep, soap, suggestion, taking, time, warning
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,700
    Daddles
    25th November 2005, 09:16 AM Go to last post

  7. Maharishis Guide to Zen

    Started by Wood Butcher, 25th November 2005 08:55 AM
    bad, beer, boat, day, days, drink, experience, feet, fish, flies;, forget, guide, judge, judgment, kinky, lent, maharishis, mile, person, remember, shoes, sit, time, truth, walk, windscreens, worry;, worth, zen, £20
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 973
    Wood Butcher
    25th November 2005, 08:55 AM Go to last post

  8. A message received from Erin - land of poetry and song.

    Started by Driver, 24th November 2005 11:48 AM
    address, aloysius, answer, book, computer, delete, drive, email, erin, files, grandad, hard, immediately, land, low-tech, message, ohacker, patrick, poetry, receive, received, seamus, send, simple, simpler, song, thinking, trouble, viruses, worms
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,445
    AlexS
    24th November 2005, 12:11 PM Go to last post

  9. How much is that Barbie in the window?

    Started by craigb, 24th November 2005 09:53 AM
    $19.95, $265.95, amazed, annoyingly, answers, barbie, birthday, boat, car, computer, daughters, day, disco, display, divorced, father, friends, furniture, home, house, kens, pulls, remembers, salesperson, shopping, sir, store, theothers, toy, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,249
    craigb
    24th November 2005, 09:53 AM Go to last post

  10. A lesson in posting

    Started by graemet, 20th October 2004 11:16 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    brands, bulb, bulbs, change, changed, changing, correct, date, faq, faulty, forum, found, industry, lesson, light, lightbulb, link, links, makes, months, original, post, posters, posting, posts, relevant, spelling/grammar, start, technique, urls
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 7,861
    ele__13
    23rd November 2005, 11:06 PM Go to last post

  11. Outsourcing

    Started by Baz, 23rd November 2005 07:21 PM
    indian, outsourcing, santa
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,124
    Blackers
    23rd November 2005, 08:15 PM Go to last post

  12. For females... all and sundry! please take note!

    Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:29 PM
    ambitious, anniversaries, arrangements, birthdays, bring, capable, compassionate, compliments, courageous, dependable, determined, father, females, food, forget, forgetting, happy, honest, lots, love, naked, note, passionate, regularly, rich, shopping, stress, sundry, time, true
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,881
    Iain
    23rd November 2005, 07:53 AM Go to last post

  13. Bist joke in a long time ....

    Started by outback, 21st November 2005 03:39 PM
    auckland, australia, bist, boxes, call, condoms;, enches, helen, hillen, hilth, hour, howard, hum, ivery, john, joke, kiwis, long, moollion, munister, size, stuck, ten, thet, thuck, till, time, unches, writing, zulland
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,819
    ele__13
    23rd November 2005, 07:51 AM Go to last post

  14. Post cake or bed.

    Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM
    bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,480
    ele__13
    22nd November 2005, 09:09 PM Go to last post

  15. For Tikki.......

    Started by Christopha, 22nd November 2005 05:28 PM
    beer.eek, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug, pull, sitting, threw, tikki, unplugged, vegetative, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,210
    Tikki
    22nd November 2005, 06:57 PM Go to last post

  16. 16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

    Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM
    alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,676
    Daddles
    22nd November 2005, 10:14 AM Go to last post

  17. Living will

    Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM
    beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,430
    normell
    22nd November 2005, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  18. use it or lose it

    Started by doug the slug, 21st November 2005 10:08 PM
    anniversary, blouse, boutique, clothes, coming, continues, dirty, expensive, eyes, holes, home, husband, jeans, lady, lose, noticed, pair, pig, shower, showering, sir, sister, story, tears, threw, unfaithful, wait, wear, wife, wore
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,633
    Grunt
    22nd November 2005, 09:36 AM Go to last post

  19. No AFL Footy for 2006

    Started by rod1949, 18th November 2005 01:47 PM
    2006, afl, anti, banned, barrack, blues, bombers, cancelled, cats, competition, crows, demons, dogs, footy, industrial, kangaroos, laws, leaves, legally, lions, months, power, quarantined, relations, religious, saints, terrorism, tigers, transfers, vilification
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,430
    Grunt
    22nd November 2005, 09:28 AM Go to last post

  20. Seven Good Reasons

    Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 05:14 PM
    button, compulsive, consciousness, count, crept, door, fumes, good, hairs, jammed, lock, mind, obsessive, overcome, previous, prize, push, reasons, regained, seat, shed, superglue, telling, toilet, tool, undone, visitor, voice, win, zipper
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,489
    Wongo
    22nd November 2005, 08:36 AM Go to last post

  21. Parrot joke

    Started by Christopha, 21st November 2005 04:42 PM
    $100, $10000, average, beak, bird, birds, boy, deeply, difference, extra, fellow, file, hands, happened, hump, joke, kill, life, looked, machinist, master, money, owner, parrot, pet, poured, store, tools, warn, worth
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,859
    Iain
    21st November 2005, 10:05 PM Go to last post

  22. The Barrack Door

    Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 04:53 PM
    attention, bags, barrack, bean, bloke, checkout, chick, couple, door, fly, front, gathers, girl, groceries, lying, meant, past, quietly, realises, scanning, shelves, soldier, standing, supermarket, talking, tells, understand, vetran
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,274
    Barry_White
    21st November 2005, 04:53 PM Go to last post

  23. Moved: A contest for Poets

    Started by Breslauer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    contest, poets
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    •  

  24. The Mother in Law

    Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:00 PM
    $150, ago, buried, bury, chance, days, dead, died, hell, holy, home, jerusalem, land, law, mother, mother-in-law, passed, replied, rose, ship, shipped, spend, told, undertaker, vacation, wife, wonderful
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,774
    Iain
    20th November 2005, 08:05 AM Go to last post

  25. Sunburn

    Started by normell, 18th November 2005 06:41 AM
    admitted, ahead, astounded, bad, beach, burns, continuous, degree, diagnosed, doctor, falls, guy, hope, hospital, hours, intravenous, legs, normell, nurse, pill, prescribes, promptly, rolleyes, rosso, saline, sedative, sheets, skin, sunburn, viagra
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,913
    RETIRED
    19th November 2005, 11:53 PM Go to last post

  26. paddy and mick

    Started by doug the slug, 19th November 2005 12:13 AM
    #####, analyse, blood, bout, bridget, bring, covered, damage, doctor, fighting, growing, happened, home, jar, kidney, kidneys, mick, micks, paddy, pss, replied, replies, savage, severe, specimen, test, told, truce, violence, whyu
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,983
    doug the slug
    19th November 2005, 12:13 AM Go to last post

  27. So this frog goes into a bank ...

    Started by Daddles, 18th November 2005 09:53 AM
    approaches, bank, collateral, elephant, explains, frog, gonna, jagger, kermit, knickknack, life, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, patty, pink, real, rolling, singing, stone, teller, tiny, treat, wait, webfishingclub, whack, world
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,091
    craigb
    18th November 2005, 11:02 PM Go to last post

  28. University Study

    Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:04 PM
    attractive, cricket, cycle, depending, doused, eye, features, fire, found, funny, male, masculine, menstrual, menstruating, ovulating, petrol, prefer, prefers, recent, reference, rugged, scientific, scissors, set, stuck, study, stump, university, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,671
    Iain
    18th November 2005, 08:10 PM Go to last post

  29. An awkward beer with George W.

    Started by zenwood, 18th November 2005 11:04 AM
    awkward, beer, george, lold
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,322
    Wood Borer
    18th November 2005, 11:30 AM Go to last post

  30. We're Hoff to Germany

    Started by Geoff Dean, 17th November 2005 04:33 PM
    germany, hoff
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,947
    Daddles
    18th November 2005, 09:41 AM Go to last post

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