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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Cowboy Boots

    Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:40 AM
    authentic, bessie, boots, bought, buys, completely, couple, cowboy, day, elderly, frustrated, furious, hanging, hat, louder, naked, nope, notice, pair, ray, replies, sale, shoulda, snowbirds, texas, time, tomorrow, walks, yells, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,566
    bennylaird
    2nd February 2006, 08:40 AM Go to last post

  2. thefts by the workers on the night shift

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 10:01 PM
    boss, check, checkpoint, failed, fired, gate, guard, guards, job, left, message, newspaper, newspapers, night, office, paper, past, push, report, reported, shift, stole, supervisor, supervisors, telling, thefts, walked, week, wheelbarrow, workers
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,837
    maglite
    1st February 2006, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  3. Goldfish

    Started by graemet, 1st February 2006 10:38 PM
    buried, cat, dear, died, earth, fence.what, filling, firmly, garden, goldfish, hole, inquired, inside, kindly, nancy, neighbour, patted, peered, pipe, replied, shovel, stupid, tearfully
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,421
    graemet
    1st February 2006, 10:38 PM Go to last post

  4. straight from Qld Health (maybe)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:52 PM
    alert, anorexia, breakfast, children, constant, day, depressed, examination, headaches, health, home, hospital, infrequent, left, lunch, moist, normal, numb, occasional, patient, qld, rectal, revealed, size, skin, straight, toes, unresponsive, waffles, x-rated
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,374
    Cliff Rogers
    1st February 2006, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  5. What a difference a name makes

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:50 PM
    agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, change, changing, check, dear, dick, difference, dyke, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, left, lesbian, letter, makes, office, penis, pride, reads, send, signed, sincerely, sir, told, van
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,227
    Cliff Rogers
    1st February 2006, 09:50 PM Go to last post

  6. The immigrant

    Started by OtakiriLad, 30th January 2006 07:07 PM
    airport, answered, attempting, can’t, correctly, country, enter, immigrant, immigration, interviewed, legally, mate, mudjiba, officer, questions, series, “right
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,307
    Carry Pine
    1st February 2006, 09:28 PM Go to last post

  7. Nanna

    Started by Christopha, 1st February 2006 12:07 PM
    bloke, blokes, drink, firecracker, grandmother, grandpa, home, hours, mercy, nanna, pub, replies, screamed, turps, waaay, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,296
    Termite
    1st February 2006, 12:39 PM Go to last post

  8. Oil Change

    Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:03 PM
    beer, buy, car, change, check, cleverly, crawl, crescent, drain, drink, drive, dump, filter, finish, fresh, hole, hot, jack, kitty, litter, minutes, oil, oily, pan, plug, spilled, stands, store, throw, wrench
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 4,666
    bennylaird
    1st February 2006, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  9. Grandma's Birth Control Pills

    Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:06 PM
    absolutely, birth, control, dear, doctor, doctors, drinks, eyes, glass, granddaughter, grandma, grew, grind, helps, juice, knee, list, medicines, mix, morning, night, orange, patted, pills, possibly, prescribed, reached, sleep, smith, wide
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,413
    bennylaird
    31st January 2006, 03:06 PM Go to last post

  10. You thought blond were dumb.

    Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM
    answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,366
    bennylaird
    31st January 2006, 03:05 PM Go to last post

  11. Ever really read the signs?

    Started by bennylaird, 30th January 2006 01:59 PM
    braving, obey, public, read, rules, signs, time, transport
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,422
    oges
    30th January 2006, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  12. pimp my google

    Started by Gra, 21st January 2006 09:56 PM
    google, pimp
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,651
    DanP
    29th January 2006, 08:57 AM Go to last post

  13. Justice

    Started by Baz, 25th January 2006 07:21 PM
    arrested, days, hungry, husband, jail, judge, justice, lifting, peaches, peas, pronounce, punishment, replied, shop, spoke, steal, stole, stolen, woman, womans
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,370
    Trav
    28th January 2006, 11:50 PM Go to last post

  14. Las Vegas Catholic Churches

    Started by Baz, 25th January 2006 07:23 PM
    basket, cashed, casino, casinos, catholic, chip, chips, churches, collect, collected, comin, franciscan, havedevised, las, living, method, monastery, monks, nearby, offerings, origin, passed, send, services, sorting, sunday, surprise, surprisingly, vegas, worshippers
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,145
    Auld Bassoon
    26th January 2006, 04:32 PM Go to last post

  15. Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

    Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM
    architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,054
    graemet
    26th January 2006, 03:48 PM Go to last post

  16. Faux Pas

    Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM
    aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,364
    Dennis Millard
    26th January 2006, 02:50 PM Go to last post

  17. Now THAT is love

    Started by Breslauer, 26th January 2006 01:00 AM
    beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, love, machine, mad, plug, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,749
    Shedhand
    26th January 2006, 01:30 AM Go to last post

  18. Medicare Won't Pay

    Started by Baz, 24th January 2006 07:43 PM
    aids, arrived, biopsy, doctor, dreadful, drop, expensive, home, husband, husbands, jones, laboratory, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, testing, tests, time, town, uncertain, ward
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,681
    Fella
    24th January 2006, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  19. Talking How times have changed

    Started by Breslauer, 24th January 2006 01:30 PM
    admiral, aye, battle, break, changed, couple, crows, enemy, england, hardy, hate, health, heard, nelson, nest, policy, ration, report, rum, safety, salt, sir, sodomy, spanish, speed, stretch, times, trafalgar, water, wheelchair
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,235
    Termite
    24th January 2006, 07:50 PM Go to last post

  20. Australia Day

    Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:42 AM
    adelaide, australia, beds, bloody, capital, country, day, god, grand, horse, live, mate, mention, named, nation, national, proud, queen, queens, queensland, read, realm, rest, shoot, shooting, smiles, south, territory, victoria, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,885
    bennylaird
    24th January 2006, 07:42 AM Go to last post

  21. Irish Sailors

    Started by bennylaird, 24th January 2006 07:34 AM
    beer, boat, brew, clapped, crash, deafening, entire, finest, genie, gentle, granted, guinness, hands, immediately, irish, lamp, michael, moment, mortals, nice, ocean, patrick, pee, sailors, sampled, simultaneously, spoke;, stillness, tension-filled, vanished
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,480
    bennylaird
    24th January 2006, 07:34 AM Go to last post

  22. Cowboy Chilli

    Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM
    ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,545
    normell
    23rd January 2006, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  23. Words of Wisdom to Ponder

    Started by Neo, 23rd January 2006 04:29 PM
    age, built, bum, contrast, dance, deal, destructive, earth, experience, fat, force, human, jeans, knife, lick, life, meetings, nice, people, person, ponder, potential, reason, share, steak, time, universe, wisdom, word, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,597
    Neo
    23rd January 2006, 04:29 PM Go to last post

  24. Food for thought

    Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM
    ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,411
    Ashore
    23rd January 2006, 12:55 PM Go to last post

  25. Gumby ran over my dog....

    Started by Eastie, 20th January 2006 05:13 PM
    arms, day, dog, examine, gumby, minutes, ran, rolleyes, suite, surgical, tired, vet, walked
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,707
    bennylaird
    23rd January 2006, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  26. Oz Words

    Started by oges, 23rd January 2006 08:13 AM
    activity, attractive, aussie, australian, average, belongings, bush, bushwanker, crustaceans, flatmates, floor, freshwater, language, lying, male, mate, naked, pretentious, roaming, search, sexual, shagman, sheep, shornbag, strewn, unemployed, unintelligible, vehicle, words, yabble
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,432
    oges
    23rd January 2006, 08:13 AM Go to last post

  27. Speaking of Beers

    Started by fxst, 20th January 2006 06:13 PM
    amazement, barman, beer, beers, bladdy, brewing, bruce, ceo, coke, diet, drinkin, fookin, forward, fosters, guinness, ice, king, lemon, paddy, pansies, pete, silence, speaking, stare, steps, stunned, tanks, wit, world, written
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,328
    Ian007
    22nd January 2006, 10:37 PM Go to last post

  28. AT Last...

    Started by Baz, 22nd January 2006 07:36 PM
    bother, confession, conscience, father, hed, joke, lumber, novena, otoole, plans, priest, repent, selling, son, stealing, time, told, twenty, understand, wood, yard
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,176
    echnidna
    22nd January 2006, 09:23 PM Go to last post

  29. Good For A Senior Laugh

    Started by DPB, 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM
    answered, arthritis, bench, called, canal, careful, courage, days, doctor, estates, evening, good, hearing, heart, laugh, marry, meal, morris, neighbor, painfully, park, prison, remember, replied, senior, slowly, stool, trailer, walking, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,427
    DPB
    22nd January 2006, 06:57 PM Go to last post

  30. My best friend told my wife he had seen me neckid on the internet!

    Started by barrysumpter, 21st January 2006 06:42 AM
    bad, call, claiming, d.ck, deck, diiiaaaak, draw, friend, huge, internet, joke, leave, looked, neckid, office, phone, photo, pronouciation, ran, red, removed, repeated, rest, shower, southen, spell, spent, told, wife, window
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,164
    Caliban
    21st January 2006, 09:44 PM Go to last post

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