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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Talking Lost Luggage

    Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2006 07:15 PM
    airport, arrived, baggage, bags, eek, hands, lost, luggage, office, plane, professionals, smiled, told, trained, woman, worry
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,385
    ernknot
    17th August 2006, 08:44 PM Go to last post

  2. The Appreciated Gift

    Started by Jack Plane, 17th August 2006 11:35 AM
    appreciated, bible, brothers, built, clean, college, delivered, gift, groceries, holidays, home, house, huge, left, live, mama, marvin, mercedes, michael, milton, mom, notes, parrot, recite, stay, successful, theatre, travel, twenty, wrote
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,549
    Jack Plane
    17th August 2006, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  3. The Meaty Bite Diet

    Started by brind0g, 17th August 2006 09:04 AM
    b@lls, bite, car, complete, diet, dog, eat, feel, food, guy, hit, horrified, hospital, hungry, isnutritionally, licking, line, load, meaty, meatybite, nuggets, pants, pockets, poisoned, simply, sitting, street, tall, time, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,375
    Cliff Rogers
    17th August 2006, 09:07 AM Go to last post

  4. Kids Think Quick

    Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:35 PM
    admitted, america, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, frank, george, glenn, goss, harold, john, kids, maria, married, millie, quick, school, sign, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, time, tino, tree, winnie, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,465
    ernknot
    17th August 2006, 06:21 AM Go to last post

  5. Mischievous Grandma's

    Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM
    bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,105
    Baz
    16th August 2006, 08:34 PM Go to last post

  6. Four Catholic Ladies

    Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM
    bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,532
    Bob Willson
    15th August 2006, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  7. Speeding Excuse

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM
    ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    rod@plasterbrok
    15th August 2006, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  8. Marathon Runners

    Started by Eddie Jones, 14th August 2006 06:12 PM
    arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,289
    Iain
    15th August 2006, 09:00 AM Go to last post

  9. The perfect woman

    Started by Phil Spencer, 14th August 2006 09:31 AM
    .the, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, killing, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, suspense, talk, time, trimmings, wait, woman, wonderful
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,718
    mattylinn688
    14th August 2006, 10:33 PM Go to last post

  10. Question Super IQ's (whatever that means)

    Started by Iain, 13th August 2006 05:23 PM
    absolutely, afl, barry, brereton, deaths, dermott, father, football, genius, guy, guys, hall, identical, injuries, kick, line, lot, luke, means, mother, owe, parents, players, season, shane, super, sydney, time, unique, wakelin
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,462
    Eddie Jones
    14th August 2006, 07:28 PM Go to last post

  11. Store-nil; husband-won

    Started by sea dragon, 11th August 2006 06:06 PM
    89503, bag, december, department, details, fenton, floor, house, husband, husbands, husbandwon, july, lay-buy, list, loudly, m&ms, months, people, pick, reno, security, september, set, staff, store, storenil, told, wares, yelled, “why
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,162
    Iain
    13th August 2006, 08:15 PM Go to last post

  12. Monastry Life

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th August 2006 07:37 PM
    abbot, archives, caves, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wailing, word, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,500
    ernknot
    13th August 2006, 07:53 PM Go to last post

  13. Moved: the monkey

    Started by goat, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    monkey
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  14. Thumbs up Nose Ring

    Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2006 04:40 PM
    attached, blonde, chain, distance, ear, earring, eek, explain, friend, hanging, head, matter, mine, nose, persons, remain, ring, rip, time, walk, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,150
    Gra
    12th August 2006, 07:42 PM Go to last post

  15. You must admire her attitude

    Started by Breslauer, 12th August 2006 03:52 AM
    admire, answered, attitude, bless, called, car, child, daily, drew, flash, follow, girl, god, light, lightning, lowered, mother, mothers, picture, pretty, quickly, school, smile, stop, storms, streak, taking, thunder, walked, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,740
    Breslauer
    12th August 2006, 03:52 AM Go to last post

  16. Uncomfortable

    Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2006 07:40 PM
    administering, answered, baby, class, continued, feeling, fine, foot, holding, hurt, left, married, noticed, pregnant, pushing, relieved, ribs, rubbing, sleeps, strange, students, test, uncomfortable
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,232
    Iain
    11th August 2006, 08:06 PM Go to last post

  17. Blonde Golfer

    Started by Baz, 11th August 2006 04:42 PM
    addresses, arm, bad, ball, blonde, decided, eye, fairway, foursome, golfer, golfing, heart, hitting, impediment, leg, mates, middle, minutes, pro-shop, process, prosthetic, returned, screwed, screwing, shot, straight, swings, teeing, wrong, yards
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,382
    Baz
    11th August 2006, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Department of Lowered Expectations

    Started by Rodgera, 10th August 2006 07:24 PM
    advising, bite, department, eat, expectations, grab, local, lowered, noticed, pick, pizza, price, quality, road, service, sign, stopped, town, trip, walked, wall
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,253
    ernknot
    10th August 2006, 09:01 PM Go to last post

  19. Moved: Interesting health fact

    Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    fact, health, interesting
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  20. Moved: The Pal Diet (for Grunt)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    diet, grunt, pal
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  21. Post Kitchen Help

    Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM
    bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,510
    Rodgera
    9th August 2006, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  22. Post Flight Home

    Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2006 01:04 PM
    business, competition, empty, extra, flight, folks, home, jetsar, melbourne, mind, passengers, pilot, plane, pretty, recent, request, seat, simple, system, tonight, trip, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,486
    Rodgera
    6th August 2006, 01:04 PM Go to last post

  23. Mr. Gorsky

    Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 11:20 PM
    1938, 26-year-old, answer, answering, armstrong, ball, bay, brought, died, finally, florida, friend, gorsky, heard, hit, july, kid, luck, moon, neighbors, neil, people, question, questions, remark, reporter, responded, sex, speech, time
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 6,446
    doublejay
    6th August 2006, 10:47 AM Go to last post

  24. Policeman testifies in court

    Started by fred.n, 5th August 2006 07:01 PM
    called, change, clothes, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, erupted, fellow, hell, laughter, life, lock, locker, offender, officer, officers, policeman, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, stand, testifies, trust, win
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,603
    bookend
    6th August 2006, 02:58 AM Go to last post

  25. The Secret Of Marriage

    Started by thetassiebfg, 5th August 2006 11:16 PM
    animal, base, brushed, calmly, canyon, carried, close, commented, head, jolting, leg, looked, marriage, mule, mules, poor, rocks, secret, slightly, sort, stated, stumbled, that`s, told, treatment, walked, wall, waranted, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,579
    thetassiebfg
    5th August 2006, 11:16 PM Go to last post

  26. posting tips

    Started by goat, 5th August 2006 08:14 PM
    posting, tips
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,257
    goat
    5th August 2006, 08:14 PM Go to last post

  27. Talking Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

    Started by lubbing5cherubs, 5th August 2006 01:16 AM
    batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, glasses, gracie, hand, hurt, laughed, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, pushed, reading, recliner, remember, sat, share, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, time, triple-a, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,770
    chrisb691
    5th August 2006, 04:15 PM Go to last post

  28. Incredible story about an elephant's memory

    Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM
    approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,491
    goat
    4th August 2006, 07:33 PM Go to last post

  29. Another one for the IT people

    Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd August 2006 06:35 PM
    laugh, people
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,565
    rrich
    4th August 2006, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  30. No Retirement Home for Me

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd August 2006 06:39 PM
    ago, cruise, home, mediterranean, retirement, western, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,777
    jow104
    4th August 2006, 01:26 AM Go to last post

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