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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 77,225
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,559
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,488
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Give me a push

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM
    allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,320
    joe greiner
    19th August 2007, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  2. Headaches

    Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM
    base, briefly, business, elderly, eyed, fit, head, headache, headaches, hell, joe, laughed, live, moment, news, perfectly, press, pressure, salesman, shirt, shook, shop, size, spine, suit, tailor, testicles, underwear, walked, wear
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,377
    ptc
    19th August 2007, 11:19 AM Go to last post

  3. Neutered?

    Started by Rodgera, 18th August 2007 05:11 PM
    100, 2tsup, adopted, allison, bring, cat, couch, day, fixed, friend, hogging, lies, male, neutered, percent, remote, starts, stray, vet, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,262
    Rodgera
    18th August 2007, 05:11 PM Go to last post

  4. Rude awakening

    Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:55 PM
    awakening, bed, christian, clock, door, downstairs, drunk, guy, half, happened, hears, hed, house, husband, knock, lost, mans, matter, past, push, replies, rolls, rude, shouts, started, stranger, swing, told, voice, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,258
    munruben
    18th August 2007, 01:55 PM Go to last post

  5. Beer study

    Started by munruben, 18th August 2007 01:24 PM
    100, 100%, analysis, apologize, argued, beer, consumption, drive, emotional, excessively, failed, gained, observed, overly, planned, rationally, recent, refused, results, revealed, scientists, sense, study, suggested, talked, testing, usda, weight, wrong, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,588
    munruben
    18th August 2007, 01:24 PM Go to last post

  6. Divorce

    Started by Barry Hicks, 16th August 2007 06:34 PM
    bad, death, divorce, half, marriages, sounds;
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,754
    kekemo
    18th August 2007, 10:50 AM Go to last post

  7. Saving money

    Started by Barry Hicks, 17th August 2007 07:07 PM
    money, month, save, saving, surprised
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,129
    Christopha
    17th August 2007, 07:22 PM Go to last post

  8. Good News

    Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:08 PM
    absorbed, alcohol, and/or, boiling, coli, day, demonstrated, drink, drinking, escherichia, fermenting, filtering, glasses, good, health, information, kilo, news, poop, process, public, purification, remember, service, stupid, talk, valuable, water, whiskey, wine
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,588
    Stevenp
    17th August 2007, 06:00 PM Go to last post

  9. All Seniors Aren't Senile

    Started by fred.n, 16th August 2007 11:24 PM
    account, afternoon, bank, beautiful, brought, call, check, evening, friday, funds, gal, girlfriend, jeweller, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, senile, seniors, special, stated, stock, told, verify, weekend, write
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,289
    K_S
    17th August 2007, 03:28 PM Go to last post

  10. A man can only hope

    Started by munruben, 16th August 2007 02:22 PM
    box, carton, centerfold, cover, hope, man, milk, mistress, picture, playboy, son, wheaties, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,427
    K_S
    17th August 2007, 03:27 PM Go to last post

  11. Bank balance

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM
    allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,670
    Allan at Wallan
    17th August 2007, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  12. Fire at school

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th August 2007 01:29 PM
    allan, answered, coming, dying, fair, fire, home, hope, johnny, mate, mum, remember, replied, school, set, smoking, time, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,070
    Allan at Wallan
    17th August 2007, 01:29 PM Go to last post

  13. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.V

    Started by RETIRED, 31st January 2007 01:57 PM
    226 Pages •
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    bit, deal, dial, fun, joke, mk.v, mkv, post, slow, starting
    • Replies: 3,376
    • Views: 224,053
    RETIRED
    17th August 2007, 12:46 PM Go to last post

  14. Won't Cook

    Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2007 10:57 AM
    14-year-old, business, called, check, cook, cooked, decided, feature, fine, house, leaving, left, listen, lunch, minutes, mom, oven, ovens, peel, phoned, potatoes, refrigerator, roast, set, son, started, stoves, time, timer, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,361
    munruben
    17th August 2007, 12:38 PM Go to last post

  15. Biggest Liar

    Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2007 07:33 PM
    age, answered, arguing, ashamed, biggest, bill, boy, boys, decided, dollars, entered, found, liar, lie, teacher, tells, ten, ten-dollar
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,552
    Rodgera
    16th August 2007, 07:33 PM Go to last post

  16. 10 years

    Started by Barry Hicks, 16th August 2007 08:45 AM
    court, crime, die, found, guilty, guy, honour, imprisonment, judge, prison, protested, replied, sentenced, serious, worry, y.o, years
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,633
    Allan at Wallan
    16th August 2007, 04:09 PM Go to last post

  17. The UP word

    Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2007 07:46 PM
    1/4, add, awhile, close, clouding, definitions, desk-sized, dictionary, dressed, english, knowledgeable, list, meaning, mixed, morning, night, page, pretty, proper, rain, shut, special, stopped, store, sun, takes, thirty, time, two-letter, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,045
    munruben
    16th August 2007, 11:03 AM Go to last post

  18. Three Day Silence

    Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2007 07:18 PM
    burglars, casserole, day, days, doh, downstairs, eating, happened, heard, kitchen, matter, night, noise, nudged, replied, silence, spoken, sunday, teach, thatll, tonight, tuna, wake, whispered, wife
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,785
    thefixer
    15th August 2007, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  19. quuckest way ...........

    Started by Tasman, 15th August 2007 03:40 PM
    bar, barman, country, driving, dropped, dublin, irish, pub, quickest, quuckest, reguards, replied, tasman, tourist, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,114
    Cliff Rogers
    15th August 2007, 08:09 PM Go to last post

  20. Country boy

    Started by Barry Hicks, 15th August 2007 08:03 AM
    attractive, awake, boy, bush, city, country, decided, door, enjoyable, evening, fellow, friendly, girl, halfway, hey, lad, lady, leave, met, money, morning, night, replied, spent, trip, unbeknown, waking, wallan, wandering, woke
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,409
    Barry Hicks
    15th August 2007, 05:02 PM Go to last post

  21. Bunnings Warning

    Started by Terry B, 15th August 2007 12:33 PM
    apron, bunnings, call, care, close, decking, dressed, fortunately, green, guy, letting, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punch, red, scams, shirt, sorted, sunday, suspecting, walked, warning, warnings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,714
    wheelinround
    15th August 2007, 12:54 PM Go to last post

  22. Serious Accident

    Started by woodcutta, 15th August 2007 12:27 PM
    100%, accident, arrived, bad, bring, convention, cut, doctor, emergency, famous, fingers, home, hospital, micro-surgeons, nearest, news, pick, re-attach, referred, replied, reply, rushed, serious, surgery, sydney, town, woodworker, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,614
    Bluegum
    15th August 2007, 12:51 PM Go to last post

  23. Oh to be Irish

    Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM
    arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,536
    weisyboy
    15th August 2007, 08:45 AM Go to last post

  24. Moses

    Started by Barry Hicks, 14th August 2007 09:42 AM
    arabs, cut, god, moses, mountain, oil, set, spoke, straight, understand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,083
    Allan at Wallan
    14th August 2007, 11:07 AM Go to last post

  25. Greyhound

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th August 2007 12:28 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    $700, allan, broke, calder, drag, dying, greyhound, happy, hope, lead, legs, lost, moment, paid, races, raceway, ran, recently, time, tram, trier, walking, whilst, won, worried
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 2,557
    RETIRED
    14th August 2007, 08:29 AM Go to last post

  26. Ark #2

    Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM
    animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,745
    Barry Hicks
    13th August 2007, 08:01 PM Go to last post

  27. 1,000,000 monkeys

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th August 2007 07:15 AM
    000, banging, entire, eventually, heard, internet, million, monkeys, reproduce, shakespeare, true, typewriters
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,877
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    13th August 2007, 05:05 PM Go to last post

  28. Loving old couple

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM
    bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,546
    Allan at Wallan
    11th August 2007, 04:03 PM Go to last post

  29. Down on the farm

    Started by Barry Hicks, 11th August 2007 07:42 AM
    accepts, appears, bill, block, bought, country, day, drinking, farm, fights, gotta, idea, invitation, isolated, isolation, land, live, lotta, months, pretty, scrub, sex, soul, sounds, therell, tom, wallan, warn, wear, wild
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,232
    Allan at Wallan
    11th August 2007, 03:55 PM Go to last post

  30. Post Kitchen Cry

    Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2007 11:42 AM
    2tsup, change, cooked, cry, crying, darling, dinner, dog, eaten, eating, evening, home, howard, kitchen, loud, matter, miriam, special, wife, worry
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,373
    Rodgera
    11th August 2007, 11:42 AM Go to last post

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