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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Ode to Dad

    Started by Rodgera, 25th February 2008 06:22 AM
    arithmetic, dad, dollar, dollars, father, ode, sadly, teacher, vincent
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,073
    wayfarer
    25th February 2008, 10:41 PM Go to last post

  2. listen and learn

    Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM
    army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,333
    munruben
    25th February 2008, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  3. The Hole In The Ground

    Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM
    ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,638
    fenderbelly
    25th February 2008, 09:40 PM Go to last post

  4. No experience

    Started by Ashwood, 25th February 2008 11:37 AM
    applicant, employer, experience, harder, salary
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,275
    wheelinround
    25th February 2008, 11:58 AM Go to last post

  5. Wink Little boat

    Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM
    boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,480
    joe greiner
    25th February 2008, 12:37 AM Go to last post

  6. A Quote

    Started by funkychicken, 24th February 2008 11:41 PM
    broke, chisel, hands, hold, ma--look, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,334
    ss_11000
    25th February 2008, 12:30 AM Go to last post

  7. Dna

    Started by Toyboy, 21st February 2008 08:57 PM
    association, dna, dyslexics, guessed, national, untie, world, yep
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,206
    corbs
    24th February 2008, 01:00 PM Go to last post

  8. What They Put In The Tea

    Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd February 2008 12:28 PM
    allan, army, beginning, home, john, replies, retirement, shady, sitting, stuff, tea, times, tree, war, yair, yarning
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,249
    tea lady
    24th February 2008, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  9. ALL NEW - Contraceptive for men.

    Started by Toyboy, 23rd February 2008 10:05 PM
    1/4, ball-bearing, contraceptive, inch, limp, makes, men, shoes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,186
    joe greiner
    23rd February 2008, 11:39 PM Go to last post

  10. Coincidence?

    Started by Toyboy, 22nd February 2008 04:48 PM
    beauty, belted, boy, breakfast, bruise, coincidence, cornflakes, cow, eye, fat, front, guy, hate, huge, lazy, left, line, misunderstanding, morning, notices, picket, pretty, sat, straight, stupid, table, talk, thinking, tittsburgh, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,315
    wayfarer
    23rd February 2008, 11:38 PM Go to last post

  11. Fish Tank

    Started by Outbackrr, 23rd February 2008 08:24 PM
    drive, fish, tank
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,296
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    23rd February 2008, 08:58 PM Go to last post

  12. Moved: Adam and Eve

    Started by Brickie, 23rd February 2008 11:54 AM
    adam, eve
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  13. The Ships Magician

    Started by MICKYG, 22nd February 2008 03:41 PM
    annoyed, belongs, captain, cruise, day, days, drift, floating, fourth, grabs, hide, kill, leak, magician, manages, morning, night, parrot, plank, ship, ships, sinks, sits, sitting, speak, springs, stare, swim, tricks, wood
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,665
    tea lady
    23rd February 2008, 12:14 AM Go to last post

  14. Blokes Kitchen Diary

    Started by tea lady, 21st February 2008 10:14 PM
    astrid, beat, blokes, brought, chicken, clothes, controls, dearykins, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, sweetims, wrong
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,073
    tea lady
    22nd February 2008, 11:46 PM Go to last post

  15. Church views

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM
    allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,864
    wheelinround
    22nd February 2008, 04:38 PM Go to last post

  16. "YES" man

    Started by Ashwood, 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM
    domineering, man, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 926
    Ashwood
    22nd February 2008, 03:40 PM Go to last post

  17. Just married (i think)

    Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM
    25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,324
    Calm
    22nd February 2008, 12:56 PM Go to last post

  18. Feeling Old?

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 12:47 PM
    1960s, assistance, badly, brother, buddy, centro, clerk, clue, concert, explained, feeling, idea, lady, looked, music, plaza, puzzled, record, recordings, related, shopping, snoopys, spoke, store, teen-aged, woodstock
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Rodgera
    22nd February 2008, 12:47 PM Go to last post

  19. The Secretary

    Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd February 2008 10:31 AM
    boss, ceo, company, day, job, lawyer, occassional, office, pass, replied, secretary, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,085
    Incoming!
    22nd February 2008, 12:35 PM Go to last post

  20. Don't ask

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM
    answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,152
    Rodgera
    22nd February 2008, 07:11 AM Go to last post

  21. Finally a Fairy tale put into perpective?

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st February 2008 11:24 PM
    67728, ago, bitch, day, fairy, finally, nag, perpective, tale, tales, time, true, whine, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,360
    Calm
    22nd February 2008, 07:10 AM Go to last post

  22. Electrical Jokes

    Started by nev25, 22nd February 2008 12:13 AM
    atoms, battery, bulb, call, carpenter, cream, current, day, dead, doughnut, electric, electrical, electrician, electricians, event, favorite, flavor, hand, ice, jokes, light, panel, pick, power, rolls, shock-o-lot, specialists, street, union, walking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,633
    nev25
    22nd February 2008, 12:13 AM Go to last post

  23. Why Why Why

    Started by Jim Carroll, 21st February 2008 08:33 PM
    bathroom, bum, car, corn, dogs, eat, erect, fours, freezer, fridge, goofy, gynaecologist, leave, light, obstetrician, oil, outta, people, person, pluto, quizzes, quizzical, remains, ride, stand, sticks, stop, time, undressed, wrist
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,276
    Allan at Wallan
    21st February 2008, 11:10 PM Go to last post

  24. Policeman's Ball

    Started by Barry Hicks, 21st February 2008 09:41 PM
    allan, ball, buy, dance, guy, love, policeman, policemans, raffle, replied, ticket
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,215
    Allan at Wallan
    21st February 2008, 10:57 PM Go to last post

  25. Choosing hymns

    Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 09:30 PM
    brightened, building, choosing, church, congregation, elderly, eyes, front, glanced, hand, handsome, hymns, lady, looked, money, offering, pastor, people, person, pick, plate, plates, quiet, raised, saintly, shyly, slowly, sunday, told, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,076
    MICKYG
    21st February 2008, 09:30 PM Go to last post

  26. The Genie & The Broken Bottle

    Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM
    bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,363
    fenderbelly
    21st February 2008, 06:46 PM Go to last post

  27. Blonde Kitchen Diary

    Started by Barry Hicks, 20th February 2008 11:18 AM
    beat, blonde, brought, chicken, chocolate, clothes, diary, dinner, dress, fit, home, hubby, ingredients, kitchen, left, mince, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, saturday, serve, shopping, sunday, surprise, talk, wrong
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,906
    wheelinround
    21st February 2008, 04:39 PM Go to last post

  28. Irish Prayer

    Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM
    appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,188
    watson
    21st February 2008, 03:27 PM Go to last post

  29. Attitude adjustment

    Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM
    actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,827
    MICKYG
    21st February 2008, 12:34 PM Go to last post

  30. Coffin up a joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th February 2008 08:28 PM
    allan, calendar, chemist, chemists, coffin, deceased, entrance, front, funeral, ground, hearse, heck, hill, joke, laboured, lights, months, oldie, picked, procession, red, replied, set, shop, speed, steep, stole, stop, stopping, yeah
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,017
    tea lady
    21st February 2008, 11:18 AM Go to last post

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