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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages
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    • Replies: 851
    • Views: 50,251
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 84,920
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 123,760
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 237,460
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,858
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. One on a liner

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th February 2008 07:18 PM
    activities, allan, approach, black, bloke, cabin, calendar, decked, engaged, gentlemen, happen, instructions, lady, liner, luxury, months, nude, pardon, receiving, replied, scene, simply, sporting, steward, stole, superior, totally, walk, walked, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,065
    2nd March 2008, 08:59 PM Go to last post
  2. Moved: News Flash

    Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd March 2008 07:36 PM
    flash, news
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  3. Doctors

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:08 AM
    advanced, american, brains, british, country, doctor, doctors, german, guys, half, heart, house, interjected, japanese, kidney, lung, medicine, outdone, person, week, weeks, white, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,271
    1st March 2008, 10:00 PM Go to last post
  4. An Irishman at a bar in New York City

    Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM
    bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,686
    1st March 2008, 06:55 PM Go to last post
  5. Another drunk

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM
    ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,353
    1st March 2008, 01:16 PM Go to last post
  6. Grandma's bless em

    Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:18 AM
    aback, angrily, beds, bless, bunk, called, darling, days, decided, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, hed, house, intercourse, jimmys, kids, minutes, mum, people, play, playing, sexual, sleep, staying, talk, tony, top, truth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,175
    1st March 2008, 12:18 AM Go to last post
  7. Red face Momento

    Started by Ashwood, 29th February 2008 09:01 AM
    alive, anne, carry, hair, husband, husbands, liz, lock, locket, momento, true
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,051
    29th February 2008, 07:10 PM Go to last post
  8. Surprise

    Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM
    beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,661
    29th February 2008, 03:14 PM Go to last post
  9. A Perfect Marriage?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th February 2008 06:17 AM
    bed, breakfast, climbed, continued, day, dead, extremely, finally, happened, hymn, marriage, morning, perfect, prayer, prayers, praying, psalm, recite, reciting, religious, remarkable, sang, singing, strangled, woke, woman, woodie, woodies, yarning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,232
    29th February 2008, 06:17 AM Go to last post
  10. Old Woody

    Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM
    ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,567
    28th February 2008, 09:52 PM Go to last post
  11. cops

    Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM
    candy, car, cat, cops, corn, cotton, dog, dogs, eat, fair, friend, listen, mickey, monkey, mouse, personal, police, poop, quota, ride, rides, run, shift, sir, step, supervisor, tickets, warning, write, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,740
    28th February 2008, 08:38 PM Go to last post
  12. The Price Of Postage Stamps

    Started by Barry Hicks, 28th February 2008 08:28 AM
    allan, cost, letter, mail, office, post, postage, price, stamps, t.l, wallan
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,133
    28th February 2008, 07:58 PM Go to last post
  13. Desert island story

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2008 08:09 PM
    allan, barry, boat, calendar, chip, coffee, desert, fine, french, frenchmen, gentlemen, greeks, introduce, island, italians, jewish, jews, john, months, outlet, profitable, rag, shop, standing, stole, story, thriving, tour, trade, waiting
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,710
    28th February 2008, 05:52 PM Go to last post
  14. Couple of things about getting old

    Started by munruben, 27th February 2008 11:44 PM
    couple, memory, things
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,215
    28th February 2008, 10:35 AM Go to last post
  15. Get yourself a job!

    Started by Ashwood, 28th February 2008 10:25 AM
    bank, earn, grow, job, money, rolleyes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,005
    28th February 2008, 10:25 AM Go to last post
  16. Gone fishin'

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2008 08:02 PM
    allan, barry, boat, calendar, collection, fishin, fishing, grim, hinchinbrook, hymn, island, jackets, john, life, months, prayer, ray, religious, remember, sank, sing, stole, suggested
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,089
    28th February 2008, 09:51 AM Go to last post
  17. Fortune tellers.

    Started by Toyboy, 27th February 2008 07:44 PM
    fine, fortune, met, street, tellers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 996
    28th February 2008, 01:26 AM Go to last post
  18. Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

    Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM
    antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,572
    27th February 2008, 05:11 PM Go to last post
  19. Dog Found

    Started by woodbe, 24th February 2008 11:41 AM
    cat, dog, found, lost, post, score, weeks
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,459
    27th February 2008, 04:01 PM Go to last post
  20. T.L. At The Wallan P.O.

    Started by Barry Hicks, 26th February 2008 07:44 AM
    allan, heavy, letter, letters, lighter, mail, office, p.o, post, stamps, t.l, walks, wallan
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,953
    27th February 2008, 03:32 PM Go to last post
  21. clock

    Started by Elbow, 27th February 2008 03:28 PM
    allan, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, cuckoos-midnight, easily, farted, giggled, home, husband, loaded, margaritas, midnight, morning, night, proud, smashed, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, whew
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,269
    27th February 2008, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  22. T.L's Photos

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 06:58 AM
    allans, bend, bottom, hand, mail, marked, package, photographs, photos, received, t.l, t.ls, writing, written
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,676
    27th February 2008, 03:26 PM Go to last post
  23. Feeding The Baby

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th February 2008 02:29 PM
    arrived, baby, babys, bottle-fed, breast-fed, breasts, checked, concerned, detailed, doctor, doctors, dressed, exam, examination, examined, feeding, glad, grandmother, kneaded, milk, motioning, nipples, pressed, professional, rubbed, strip, waist, waiting, weight, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,304
    27th February 2008, 02:29 PM Go to last post
  24. Jetstar revealed

    Started by Rodgera, 27th February 2008 11:00 AM
    airline, choices, dinner, guy, jetstar, revealed, stewardess, trip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,136
    27th February 2008, 11:00 AM Go to last post
  25. one for the greenies

    Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM
    angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,885
    27th February 2008, 12:09 AM Go to last post
  26. Funny laugh

    Started by wayfarer, 26th February 2008 10:24 PM
    .more, bit, bus, contagious, driver, funny, it;, laugh, million, revisit, variety, video, views, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,167
    26th February 2008, 10:24 PM Go to last post
  27. Greek v. Italian

    Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:16 PM
    advanced, birth, built, coliseum, culture, day, discussing, discussion, empire, finality, flourish, greek, greeks, introduced, invented, italian, italians, lattes, nodded, replied, retorted, roman, sex, sitting, starbucks, superior, triple, true, we;, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,253
    26th February 2008, 08:16 PM Go to last post
  28. Parcel Handling At Wallan PO

    Started by Barry Hicks, 25th February 2008 09:09 AM
    allan, complaints, damaged, fragile, handling, instructed, lecture, lined, lodged, marked, office, parcel, parcels, post, staff, thrown, underarm, wallan
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,311
    26th February 2008, 07:16 PM Go to last post
  29. Not Quite Done Painting

    Started by wheelinround, 25th February 2008 11:29 AM
    ahead, corridor, day, floor, hall, happy, headed, home, john, late, painter, painting, quit, reached, swmbo, you?�
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,431
    26th February 2008, 07:11 PM Go to last post
  30. Red face Truck stuck

    Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM
    blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,098
    26th February 2008, 07:01 PM Go to last post

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