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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Next of kin

    Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM
    adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,209
    Claw Hama
    19th April 2008, 11:04 PM Go to last post

  2. Mortgage Salesman

    Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2008 11:44 AM
    cash, company, consolidate, debts, freeing, home, husband, improvements, martha, mortgage, paid, parried, phone, picked, rang, recently, refinance, replied, salesman, silence
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,341
    Rodgera
    19th April 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  3. Lost Wallet

    Started by Rodgera, 18th April 2008 01:33 PM
    claim, counter, customer, double, form, found, heard, laying, line, lost, money, service, shopping, sum, supermarket, system, wallet
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,571
    Allan at Wallan
    18th April 2008, 08:45 PM Go to last post

  4. The "Middle Wife"

    Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM
    bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,231
    wheelinround
    18th April 2008, 04:16 PM Go to last post

  5. Marriage

    Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM
    caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, love, lowering, marriage, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,175
    madrat
    18th April 2008, 04:15 PM Go to last post

  6. It looks like there's hope after all

    Started by joe greiner, 18th April 2008 06:06 AM
    attractive, duke, funny, hope, joe, pictures, settle, single, smart, successful, whatsisname, wizard, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,416
    joe greiner
    18th April 2008, 06:06 AM Go to last post

  7. John & Allan on tour

    Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM
    allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,290
    joe greiner
    17th April 2008, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  8. Irish pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th April 2008 04:54 PM
    1966, agnes, allan, barman, barry, begorrah, birth, blokes, born, calendar, conversation, date, february, forty-two, half, hospital, irish, irishmen, listening, months, oreilly, pub, replied, spooky, stage, stole, tipperary, twins, unbelievable, whacked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,388
    Allan at Wallan
    17th April 2008, 04:54 PM Go to last post

  9. New Apartment

    Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 01:04 PM
    ages, animals, answered, apartment, behaved, children, earnestly, employed, family, manager, military, professionally, property, prospective, proudly, questions, residence, single-family, tenants, twelve, unit, usual, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,474
    Rodgera
    17th April 2008, 01:04 PM Go to last post

  10. Fish and chips.

    Started by Toyboy, 17th April 2008 09:04 AM
    $2.00, blond, chips, chips?doh, counter, dear, fish, lady, library, looked, oops, pieces, quietly, replied, walked, whispered, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,408
    Toyboy
    17th April 2008, 09:04 AM Go to last post

  11. Twins

    Started by munruben, 16th April 2008 10:40 PM
    beautiful, bemused, brandy, brought, car, chance, cognac, coming, country, drink, drive, food, french, garlicky, gendarme, irate, jim, john, lovely, mademoiselles, paris, pint, prefer, replies, sandwiches, stand, twins, wine, wines, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,165
    munruben
    16th April 2008, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  12. Stage play

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:14 PM
    actor, allan, announced, barry, calendar, effort, fancied, fifty, john, married, mate, months, persisting, play, pleased, proudly, secured, speaking, stage, stole, time, upcoming
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,630
    kekemo
    16th April 2008, 05:31 PM Go to last post

  13. Duck in for a joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:02 PM
    allan, beer, calendar, day, duck, entered, feet, floor, irritated, joke, months, munruben, nail, nails, replied, sell, shopkeeper, stole, store, told, webbed, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,264
    Allan at Wallan
    16th April 2008, 04:02 PM Go to last post

  14. Ice cream flavours

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 03:51 PM
    allan, barry, calendar, chocolate, clearing, cream, employee, flavours, husky, ice, laryngitis, local, months, raspy, replied, shop, sneezed, stole, strawberry, throat, vanilla, violently, voice
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,249
    Gra
    16th April 2008, 04:00 PM Go to last post

  15. Texas

    Started by munruben, 14th April 2008 11:52 PM
    ahead, air, arms, bar, blind, cab, dog, door, drink, driver, flush, guy, joke, left, misses, motel, panic, pool, shouts, splashing, starts, straight, swimming, takes, texas, toilet, told, walk, walks, waving
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,753
    Allan at Wallan
    16th April 2008, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  16. Eco nonsense

    Started by rrich, 15th April 2008 02:28 PM
    bit, bono, chers, congress, congressman, district, driving, eco, ex-husband, funny, hard, hugger, included, jeep, laughed, loud, nascar, nonsense, palm, phoenix, politics, race, read, sign, similar, sonny, swmbo, top, tree, window
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,071
    prozac
    16th April 2008, 01:27 PM Go to last post

  17. Hypnosis

    Started by prozac, 16th April 2008 12:52 PM
    antique, breaking, center, chanting, clean, clyde, crowd, days, family, fell, fingers, floor, generations, gently, hundred, hundreds, hypnosis, mesmerized, people, pieces, polished, quietly, senior, sh#t, slipped, special, suddenly, surface, swing, watch
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,081
    prozac
    16th April 2008, 12:52 PM Go to last post

  18. Irish Logic

    Started by wheelinround, 16th April 2008 11:29 AM
    blow, brass, brought, car, englishmen, flat, gong, grand, guests, hammer, irish, logic, lounge, means, morning, paddy, people, perplexed, pride, quattro, replies, screamed, suddenly, taking, tour, twenty, unpadded, visitors, voice, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,426
    wheelinround
    16th April 2008, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  19. Reckon this will get me into trouble.

    Started by Phil Spencer, 15th April 2008 09:20 PM
    argument, bathroom, bill, change, children, dave, dress, expecting, funerals, future, item, items, john, kate, laura, marries, mike, money, natural, pay, people, reckon, sarah, successful, trouble, wake, weddings, wife, woman, worries
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,500
    wheelinround
    16th April 2008, 09:58 AM Go to last post

  20. Eating habits

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th April 2008 05:54 PM
    allan, calendar, carrot, clinic, cucumber, doctor, ear, eating, feeling, habits, half-eaten, john, medical, months, munruben, nostril, peas, properly, stole, stuck, told
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,670
    echnidna
    15th April 2008, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  21. I Hope I'm Sick

    Started by Rodgera, 15th April 2008 01:12 PM
    bad, boy, doctors, feel, hate, hope, munruben, receptionist, replied, sick, sitting, sixth, stand, time, waiting, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,210
    Elbow
    15th April 2008, 02:07 PM Go to last post

  22. Pope's phone call

    Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2008 08:38 PM
    afraid, bad, call, cardinal, cardinals, city, congregations, contacted, excuse, friday, god, holiness, lake, message, news, news;, phone, phoning, pope, popes, possibly, prepare, queried, quickly, rome, salt, spoke, told, urgent, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,716
    prozac
    14th April 2008, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  23. How It All Works

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th April 2008 11:33 AM
    $10, $35, $50, absence, announced, assistant, assistent, behalf, bought, buy, cage, catching, city, collected, exchange, forest, harder, monkeys, returns, rounded, savings, sell, started, stock, supply, thousands, told, understanding, villagers, works
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,997
    echnidna
    13th April 2008, 08:39 PM Go to last post

  24. Hear ear

    Started by munruben, 12th April 2008 08:48 AM
    aid, alan, breakfast, brickie, brickies, cafe, ear, eating, funny, glad, guys, hard, hear, hearing, left, looked, noticed, pulled, replied, suppository, woodworking
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,966
    wheelinround
    13th April 2008, 01:31 PM Go to last post

  25. marriage 2

    Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM
    blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    wheelinround
    13th April 2008, 10:46 AM Go to last post

  26. Rudd's Mailbox

    Started by Rodgera, 12th April 2008 07:57 AM
    answered, box, closed, computer, door, expecting, house, kevin, letter, looked, mail, mailbox, minutes, neighbour, rudd, rudds, telling, times, watching
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,396
    wheelinround
    13th April 2008, 10:02 AM Go to last post

  27. Three Bales

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM
    allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,423
    fenderbelly
    12th April 2008, 12:50 PM Go to last post

  28. Farm Chores

    Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM
    bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,657
    The Bleeder
    11th April 2008, 12:17 PM Go to last post

  29. Another census.

    Started by munruben, 9th April 2008 11:45 AM
    age, ages, answered, census, daisy, door, form, hill, hills, knocked, ladys, maisy, miss, questions, refused, replied, snapped, taker, tells, wrote
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,391
    Allan at Wallan
    10th April 2008, 08:24 PM Go to last post

  30. Long Marriage

    Started by Rodgera, 10th April 2008 01:08 PM
    2tsup, amazing, decision, decisions, doh, happy, long, makes, marriage, married, met, proudly, replied, responded, secret, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,133
    Rodgera
    10th April 2008, 01:08 PM Go to last post

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