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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,575
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Greyhound joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd May 2008 06:11 PM
    allan, bus, calendar, greyhound, joke, mate, months, painted, purchased, stole
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,327
    echnidna
    2nd May 2008, 09:49 PM Go to last post

  2. Trip to New Zealand

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd May 2008 06:13 PM
    allan, barry, calendar, hid, months, mountains, stole, trip, views, zealand
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,463
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd May 2008, 06:13 PM Go to last post

  3. Horse racing

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd May 2008 06:09 PM
    allan, calendar, horse, horses, john, legs, mate, months, munruben, race, racing, stole
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,286
    Allan at Wallan
    2nd May 2008, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  4. Tax Tip

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd May 2008 01:43 PM
    account, ato, audit, avoid, bank, called, flag, left, money, paying, red, tax, taxes, tip, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,316
    Rodgera
    2nd May 2008, 01:43 PM Go to last post

  5. Moved: Test of fidelity

    Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 04:10 PM
    fidelity, test
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  6. Mystery letter

    Started by Incoming!, 1st May 2008 10:32 PM
    370hssv-0773h, alive, britains, bush, cabled, cia, clue, colin, decided, eventually, george, handwriting, house, letter, message, mi6, mit, mystery, nasa, nsa, numerous, osama, president, rounds, secret, send, service, solve, upside, white
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,690
    Pheonix
    2nd May 2008, 11:48 AM Go to last post

  7. Rush Hour

    Started by Rodgera, 1st May 2008 01:09 PM
    18-wheeler, barrys, brother, car, caught, cheerfully, commuter, delay, friend, frustrated, happy, hour, morning, nearby, passenger, replied, rush, rush-hour, sat, singing, standstill, traffic, trucker, whistling, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,620
    rrich
    2nd May 2008, 06:25 AM Go to last post

  8. The Band Saw and the Clean Freak

    Started by rrich, 1st May 2008 04:03 PM
    band, blown, blows, burr, buy, clean, discover, dust, dusty, fiber, freak, grrrrrr, hardware, head, hour, leaving, nylon, pile, reassemble, replacement, shaft, shed, spring, sticks, store, swmbo, table, washer, yak, yuck
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,237
    rrich
    2nd May 2008, 06:24 AM Go to last post

  9. Weather forecast

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st May 2008 09:18 PM
    allan, calendar, forecast, gail, gale, lookout, months, news, stole, warning, watched, weather
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,134
    tea lady
    1st May 2008, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  10. Sorry

    Started by Claw Hama, 20th April 2008 11:00 PM
    apparently, bowl, currants.rolleyes, drowned, muesli, pulled, recently, strong
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,659
    tea lady
    1st May 2008, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  11. Stop reading now if you don't like corny riddles..

    Started by Koala-Man, 1st May 2008 10:13 AM
    150, bad, bed, carrot, corny, e-type, forum, kciked, lies, madoona, mph, orange, pop, reading, riddles, sings, songs, stop
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,643
    kekemo
    1st May 2008, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  12. Cattle-nomics

    Started by Groggy, 30th April 2008 11:43 AM
    bottle, bull, buy, called, capitalism, cartoon, cattlenomics, company, corporation, count, counting, cow, cowkimon, cows, image, learn, listed, lunch, market, milk, produce, rights, russian, sell, sells, shoots, stop, swiss, takes, vodka
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,266
    Groggy
    30th April 2008, 08:04 PM Go to last post

  13. Noisy helicopters

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th April 2008 06:17 PM
    100, 150, 250, 500, aeroplanes, agree, agreed, airfield, allan, answer, based, calendar, excessive, hear, helicopter, helicopters, minded, months, noise, noisy, owing, people, question, recently, stole, wallan
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,550
    Allan at Wallan
    30th April 2008, 06:17 PM Go to last post

  14. Tough times in Wallan.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th April 2008 06:12 PM
    agent, allan, arrested, bank, calendar, due, estate, months, pay, recent, rent, robbery, stole, suspect, times, tough, wallan
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,212
    Allan at Wallan
    30th April 2008, 06:12 PM Go to last post

  15. Her car will not start

    Started by Rodgera, 30th April 2008 12:59 PM
    car, carburetor, couch, evening, home, honey, house, insisted, john, lake, replied, sitting, start, told, trouble, walked, watching, water, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,616
    Allan at Wallan
    30th April 2008, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  16. Old Gentleman

    Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM
    bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,566
    Barry Hicks
    29th April 2008, 03:46 PM Go to last post

  17. THE Correct Answer

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM
    200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,471
    Barry Hicks
    29th April 2008, 01:48 PM Go to last post

  18. Doggy doo.

    Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 11:33 PM
    bank, car, commenced, curb, decided, disgusting, doggy, doo, gentleman, glared, leaned, left, looked, mess, moment, nicely, nose, parked, proceeded, replied, rub, scrape, scraping, shoe, stood, stuff, vehicle, walked, woman, yuk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,308
    Toyboy
    28th April 2008, 11:33 PM Go to last post

  19. Little Jimmy (Little Allan's Mate)

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th April 2008 09:09 AM
    allan, allans, attended, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, hands, healthy, horse, horses, jimmy, legs, mate, minutes, moved, mum, postman, replied, rump, running, sales, shape, wallan, watched, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,395
    Allan at Wallan
    28th April 2008, 11:21 PM Go to last post

  20. Old digger

    Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:34 PM
    1952, 1969, ago, alan, calls, crap, digger, dog, dragging, korea, leg, mate, minutes, road, vietnam, walking
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,308
    Allan at Wallan
    28th April 2008, 11:14 PM Go to last post

  21. For Whom the Bell Tolls

    Started by Stuart, 28th April 2008 10:52 PM
    archbishop, archbishops, bell, bellringer, bells, brother, cathedral, claimed, climbed, dame, day, deacon, died, disfigured, experienced, falling, head, horribly, notre, office, paris, ringing, rings, rope, ropes, round, secondary, strange, stranger, tolls
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,545
    Stuart
    28th April 2008, 10:52 PM Go to last post

  22. Leroy

    Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:27 PM
    call, calling, child, easy, friend, leroy, named, son, sons, surname, talking, tells, woman, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 902
    munruben
    28th April 2008, 10:27 PM Go to last post

  23. Barry's holiday map

    Started by munruben, 28th April 2008 10:22 PM
    alan, barry, barrys, duh, fall, holiday, map, telling, thumb-tack, top, visit
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,038
    munruben
    28th April 2008, 10:22 PM Go to last post

  24. Rough Justice

    Started by Incoming!, 28th April 2008 06:35 PM
    justice, pictures, rough
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,389
    tea lady
    28th April 2008, 09:48 PM Go to last post

  25. new A/C for the chariot

    Started by Pulse, 28th April 2008 09:16 PM
    a or c, a/c, chariot
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,069
    Pulse
    28th April 2008, 09:16 PM Go to last post

  26. Computer mouse for women.

    Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 02:21 PM
    aversion, based, carried, chelmsford, comfortable, designed, duck, feel, fits, found, hands, hillary, kent, lifestyle, mice, mouse, pcs, physical, psychological, reason, reported, research, scientists, standard, supposed, susan, type, water, woman, women
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,437
    tea lady
    28th April 2008, 05:43 PM Go to last post

  27. embarrassed ventriloquist

    Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM
    accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,746
    Calm
    28th April 2008, 10:25 AM Go to last post

  28. Drinker's problem

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th April 2008 09:32 AM
    allan, barman, barstool, beer, calendar, drinker, drinkers, ear, ere, lady, local, months, problem, pub, replied, sat, stole
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,206
    Allan at Wallan
    28th April 2008, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  29. Streaker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2008 12:54 PM
    ago, allan, avoid, bruce, calendar, commercial, completed, confronted, damico, doull, drink, football, front, helen, incident, lass, months, precaution, recalling, remember, stole, streaked, streaker, streaking, t.v, toyota, windex
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,045
    Barry Hicks
    27th April 2008, 06:25 PM Go to last post

  30. Sound familiar???

    Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM
    accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,848
    Barry Hicks
    27th April 2008, 09:23 AM Go to last post

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