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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Wharfie at work

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th May 2008 09:51 PM
    absolutely, allan, apartment, approached, beautiful, bed, bedroom, blonde, break, car, clicks, dozing, fell, heartily, invited, looked, meal, mouse, move, moved, red, scene, smart, sports, teach, tired, water, wharf, wharfie, work
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,693
    RETIRED
    30th May 2008, 02:00 PM Go to last post

  2. Poison

    Started by joe greiner, 29th May 2008 09:14 PM
    accused, dessert, husbands, insists, joe, mixing, poison, proof, prosecution, pudding, stands, woman
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,398
    munruben
    30th May 2008, 12:39 PM Go to last post

  3. Answer to a Prayer

    Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM
    answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,561
    Rodgera
    28th May 2008, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  4. Hypnotist

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM
    activities, allan, bloke, ceased, clicks, couch, desire, driveway, drove, fell, fingers, gasped, heaven, husband, hypnotist, hypnotists, mouse, move, poor, seized, snapped, teach, time, tired, unquenchable, visit, weak, whispered, wife, workmates
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,528
    munruben
    28th May 2008, 09:52 PM Go to last post

  5. Raise

    Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 12:55 PM
    answered, boss, effective, guys, planned, raise, salary, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,186
    munruben
    28th May 2008, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  6. Answering machine message No. 158

    Started by sumu, 27th May 2008 06:22 PM
    158, answering, electrical, engineer, leave, machine, message, phone, send, volts
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,884
    DavidG
    28th May 2008, 01:12 PM Go to last post

  7. Ray's holiday

    Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:33 PM
    airport, holiday, law, mother, pleasure, ray, rays, returned, trip
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,765
    wheelinround
    27th May 2008, 09:11 PM Go to last post

  8. Barry in court.

    Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:24 PM
    barry, brought, court, drinking, excessive, judge, looked, started, sternly
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,549
    Rodgera
    27th May 2008, 07:37 PM Go to last post

  9. Alan's job interview

    Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:30 PM
    agricultural, alan, alans, answer, answered, application, easy, farm, interview, interviewer, job, local, pretty, question, simple, spell, test, told, wallan, word, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,314
    Wongo
    27th May 2008, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  10. Lightbulb

    Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 11:39 AM
    arm, change, difficult, friend, lightbulb, meets, receipt, street, walks, weisy
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,846
    tea lady
    26th May 2008, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  11. The minister

    Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM
    annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,927
    munruben
    26th May 2008, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  12. High School Metaphors

    Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 10:59 AM
    accidentally, centipede, dog, duck, gently, hair, high, hurt, hurts, kph, lame, left, leg, legs, metaphorical, metaphors, missing, office, pavement, phil, plan, real, rusted, school, shut, simple, tongue, traveling, unlike, wall
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,777
    Rodgera
    26th May 2008, 07:28 AM Go to last post

  13. Mother Superior

    Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM
    bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,952
    Batpig
    25th May 2008, 11:44 AM Go to last post

  14. First night out

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th May 2008 11:30 AM
    allan, bloke, clicks, courage, date, door, gently, girl, hand, knee, love, mouse, night, pitched, replied, reply, shy, teach
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,348
    Allan at Wallan
    25th May 2008, 11:30 AM Go to last post

  15. Transcribing Confusion

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 11:13 AM
    audiotapes, co-worker, condition, confused, confusion, diagnosis, doctor, double-checked, fallen, garbled, head, knowing, listening, medical, pholenfrometry, shook, smiled, tape, transcribing, translating, tree
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,402
    munruben
    24th May 2008, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  16. Chinese laundry

    Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 11:49 AM
    chinaman, chinese, clean, clothing, encloses, fed, finally, guy, laundry, note, paper, responded, sending, sends, soap, suggest, underpants, week, weeks
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,489
    Allan at Wallan
    24th May 2008, 01:51 PM Go to last post

  17. Considerate Male ??

    Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM
    allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,346
    wheelinround
    24th May 2008, 10:11 AM Go to last post

  18. Barry the tourist

    Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:18 AM
    ancient, barry, curiosity, egyptian, god, guess, idol, local, nearby, pardon, praised, re-enactment, religious, replied, ritual, shrugged, statue, supposed, tourist, tourists, watching
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,375
    Rodgera
    23rd May 2008, 12:18 AM Go to last post

  19. Robot

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM
    allan, barry, chair, clicks, clout, detecting, doubled, ears, guessed, hard, home, house, immediately, knocked, laughter, lie, lied, mates, mother, mouse, parents, replied, robot, school, son, teach, tommy, tommys, video, whacked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd May 2008, 09:51 PM Go to last post

  20. Blind or Blonde?

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 09:22 AM
    400-pound, bar, blind, blonde, bouncer, buddy, explain, hear, hey, joke, left, moment, nah, professional, silent, sitting, taps, times, walks, wanna, wrestler
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,387
    Rodgera
    22nd May 2008, 09:22 AM Go to last post

  21. Girls Night Out Story

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st May 2008 10:47 PM
    cleared, clock, coffee, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, escape, farted, giggled, girls, hallway, home, husband, midnight, morning, night, pissed, smashed, solution, story, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, whew
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,223
    Claw Hama
    21st May 2008, 11:16 PM Go to last post

  22. How often?

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st May 2008 06:33 PM
    advancing, advice, allan, barry, clicks, doctor, explained, fulfil, home, information, laymans, marital, mouse, returned, role, semi-annual, talk, teach, terms, understand, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,329
    joe greiner
    21st May 2008, 09:39 PM Go to last post

  23. Pregnancy

    Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:21 AM
    child, confessed, cut, doctor, exam, fine, husband, late, lawn, love, mow, obstetricians, office, paid, pregnancy, pregnant, question, reassured, shyly, time, visit, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,145
    wheelinround
    21st May 2008, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  24. Love Drunk People

    Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 01:53 AM
    300, alan, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, loud, love, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, standing, swing, told, wife
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,217
    Allan at Wallan
    21st May 2008, 06:26 PM Go to last post

  25. They Could Still Remember....

    Started by Barry Hicks, 21st May 2008 06:10 PM
    age, basking, club, company, continued, dinner, discovered, elderly, enjoyable, enjoyed, gentler, glow, hay, inhibitor, joined, lost, magic, meeting, met, moments, munruben, natural, pantyhose, remember, roll, shared, thinking, time, virgin, woodie
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,765
    Barry Hicks
    21st May 2008, 06:10 PM Go to last post

  26. A Gentlemans club.

    Started by munruben, 20th May 2008 04:42 PM
    bend, bit, britches, close, club, day, exciting, faced, foot, fouled, gentlemans, hind, huge, jove, khyber, legs, pass, range, reared, regiment, regiments, rrowwwr, search, separated, sir, suddenly, suppose, tiger, time, trail
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,870
    Barry Hicks
    21st May 2008, 05:06 PM Go to last post

  27. When grandma goes to court

    Started by Ashwood, 16th May 2008 01:12 PM
    court, grandma, hope
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,479
    reef12
    21st May 2008, 12:25 PM Go to last post

  28. One armed man

    Started by fenderbelly, 21st May 2008 11:24 AM
    a@se, arm, armed, arms, building, caught, dancing, elevator, feeling, glad, happy, heels, hurried, itchy, jump, kicking, kill, ledge, life, lost, man, saving, skipping, standing, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,263
    fenderbelly
    21st May 2008, 11:24 AM Go to last post

  29. Sign of getting old

    Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:40 AM
    finally, forget, names, pull, sign, zipper
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,369
    munruben
    21st May 2008, 10:40 AM Go to last post

  30. First Kiss

    Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM
    ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,296
    Rodgera
    20th May 2008, 02:28 PM Go to last post

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