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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Computer Problems

    Started by Barry Hicks, 1st July 2008 10:23 AM
    allan, bedroom, called, clicked, computer, control, door, error, figure, heard, inquired, keys, kid, mission, nonetheless, problems, replied, solved, stupid, ten, walking, write, wrong, wrote, y.o
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,344
    Barry Hicks
    1st July 2008, 10:23 AM Go to last post

  2. Daffodils in jam

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:56 PM
    birthday, bite, bought, cage, daffodils, decides, drove, garden, hamster, home, hours, jam, layer, makes, mixture, nice, owner, owners, pet, pet-shop, recipe, shop, smears, son, store, sugar, takes, unsuprisingly, water, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,234
    Barry Hicks
    1st July 2008, 06:31 AM Go to last post

  3. 13!

    Started by jaguarrh, 30th June 2008 06:34 PM
    bastard, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, looked, mental, past, patients, planks, poked, roll, shouting, started, stick, walking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,464
    Allan at Wallan
    30th June 2008, 08:25 PM Go to last post

  4. Lets Start A Fight

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th June 2008 07:17 PM
    arm, balanced, belong, bloke, bush, conversation, doctor, driving, explain, farmer, fence, fight, idiot, injured, kevin, meant, outback, pick, polititian-, post, puzzled, replied, road, rudd, start, stitched, turtle, visiting
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,595
    rrich
    30th June 2008, 05:08 PM Go to last post

  5. A little birdie told me

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 10:21 AM
    ahead, befriend, birdie, birds, chicken, chickens, clucking, competition, dark, dumb, establish, fast, fly, fue, huh, know;, language, lucky, obvious, people, person, pretty, question, reason, response, simply, sort, standard, step, told
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,571
    Ozkaban
    30th June 2008, 02:31 PM Go to last post

  6. Be quiet in church

    Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2008 07:42 AM
    boy, church, it’s, moment, people, quiet, replied, sleep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,293
    Rodgera
    30th June 2008, 07:42 AM Go to last post

  7. Southern Gentleman

    Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM
    alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,677
    rsser
    29th June 2008, 03:07 PM Go to last post

  8. Einstein's Theorem

    Started by Rodgera, 27th June 2008 03:36 PM
    answer, answered, beat, beautiful, chauffeur, digressing, dinner, einstein, einsteins, esoteric, expertly, extremely, fixed, formation, jacket, missing, pompous, professor, question, questions, rendition, sat, simple, sir, sitting, speech, stare, steely, supremely, theorem
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,887
    joe greiner
    28th June 2008, 08:49 PM Go to last post

  9. Religious woodie

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th June 2008 02:51 PM
    adds, allan, caught, clicks, expression, love, mouse, neighbour, quotes, religious, teach, thy, woodie
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,296
    bsrlee
    28th June 2008, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  10. Family Bible

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:34 PM
    adams, astonishment, bible, boy, boys, called, dear, family, fascinated, fell, fingered, found, leaf, looked, mama, object, pages, picked, pressed, suddenly, underwear, voice
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,567
    Barry Hicks
    28th June 2008, 05:38 PM Go to last post

  11. Bank robbery

    Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM
    bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,310
    Allan at Wallan
    28th June 2008, 04:14 PM Go to last post

  12. Pastor's Business Card

    Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM
    310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,543
    munruben
    28th June 2008, 09:44 AM Go to last post

  13. Wedding Perceptions

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM
    aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,482
    Ozkaban
    27th June 2008, 09:35 AM Go to last post

  14. Wasp music.

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:30 PM
    appears, bee, checks, confesses, counter, dutifully, european, excuse, expert, familiar, globe, grin, headphones, listen, listening, mentioned, mistake, music, oops, playing, puzzled, recording, renowned, returns, sheepish, slightly, sounds, wasp, wasps, world
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,232
    rrich
    27th June 2008, 06:05 AM Go to last post

  15. Listen carefully

    Started by Rodgera, 26th June 2008 12:15 AM
    blah, carefully, clean, clothes, floor, hears, laundry, listen, lying, mess, stuff, wear, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,052
    Batpig
    26th June 2008, 07:40 AM Go to last post

  16. I don't remember being absent minded.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:16 PM
    absent, allan, bathroom, beats, body, bran, clicks, door, easily, falling, finally, funny, god, head, knees, left, minded, mouse, nowadays, path, prunes, remember, started, stuck, teach, time, toes, touch, wild, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,262
    joe greiner
    25th June 2008, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  17. i like puns

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:16 PM
    abuse, attack, beak, bird, blinked, blush, cussing, escalated, failed, hard, insulting, morning, muttered, nose, punched, puns, retreat, robbie, robbies, rubbed, sailors, satisfaction, shock, solidly, sore, surly, verbally, vocabulary, watched, worm
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,614
    joe greiner
    25th June 2008, 08:52 PM Go to last post

  18. Doctor's waiting room

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM
    account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Allan at Wallan
    25th June 2008, 08:02 PM Go to last post

  19. Dairy farmer

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM
    approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,157
    fenderbelly
    25th June 2008, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  20. Year 2008

    Started by wheelinround, 23rd June 2008 07:33 PM
    2008, animals, ark, australia, authorities, build, building, coming, complaint, forgive, government, hire, insisted, living, local, looked, lord, months, noah, plan, rain, save, sea, start, system, told, trading, wood, yard, year
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,854
    rrich
    25th June 2008, 03:41 PM Go to last post

  21. Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair

    Started by WoodJunky, 24th June 2008 10:43 PM
    chance, charge, daredevil, dollars, entire, ester, esther, fair, fancy, fell, fifty, golly, heard, helicopter, impressed, kinds, landed, maneuvers, morris, overheard, pilot, quiet, replied, ride, state, tricks, truth, wife, word, yell
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,350
    Ozkaban
    25th June 2008, 09:31 AM Go to last post

  22. This can't be true surely

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 05:44 PM
    surely, true
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,815
    RufflyRustic
    23rd June 2008, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  23. Footy supporter

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 05:57 PM
    addict, annoyed, born, brother, car, class, collingwood, dad, drug, ears, footy, girl, hand, mary, mum, parents, primary, prostitute, proud, raise, raised, reason, replied, richmond, school, supporter, teacher, thief, time, tone
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,393
    Allan at Wallan
    23rd June 2008, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  24. Allan's prize rose

    Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM
    allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,395
    wheelinround
    23rd June 2008, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  25. Moved: Oriental Gentleman

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:11 PM
    gentleman, oriental
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  26. Satan himself

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM
    afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,166
    wheelinround
    23rd June 2008, 11:39 AM Go to last post

  27. Get to the heart of it

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2008 11:39 AM
    allan, chunk, clicks, club, comment, demo, difference, forumites, grabbed, green, heart, home, lump, mouse, northern, piece, pith, rowie, talk, teach, thit, ugly, wood, woodturners, yesterday
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,708
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd June 2008, 09:26 PM Go to last post

  28. Protect your tools!

    Started by Groggy, 20th June 2008 11:08 PM
    protect, tools
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,047
    weisyboy
    21st June 2008, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  29. Hear hear

    Started by munruben, 21st June 2008 04:54 PM
    100%, aids, allowed, changed, conversations, doctor, elderly, family, fitted, hear, hearing, listen, month, perfect, pleased, serious, set, sit, times, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,428
    munruben
    21st June 2008, 04:54 PM Go to last post

  30. Underwear dust

    Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:47 PM
    allan, appeared, april, bathroom, clothes, cloud, comment, drawer, dust, evening, fast, funny, grow, hell, hollered, husband, miracle, pair, powder, replied, shook, slim, snicker, start, talcum, thinking, underwear, washing, wife, _-fh-
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,406
    tea lady
    21st June 2008, 12:19 AM Go to last post

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