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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Birthday Gift

    Started by Rodgera, 6th November 2008 06:08 AM
    birthday, crazy, delight, discovered, drive, gift, grandmother, guns, headed, mum, nearest, pistol, pleased, remember, replied, sink, smiled, son, squealed, surprised, three-year-old, water
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,338
    Ozkaban
    6th November 2008, 12:31 PM Go to last post

  2. Problems with temperature

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th November 2008 02:37 PM
    allan, check-up, doctor, gee, hospital, local, medical, missing, notice, nurse, problems, ray, replied, temperature, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,430
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    5th November 2008, 10:36 PM Go to last post

  3. Mixed up family

    Started by fenderbelly, 5th November 2008 04:28 PM
    family, mixed
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,445
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    5th November 2008, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  4. Meandering in Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd November 2008 10:02 AM
    allan, barry, bed, bread, confided, crazy, cut, driving, fear, found, helicopters, john, legs, mate, meandering, munruben, overcome, replied, solved.2tsup, strange, throwing, time, top, tormented, travelled, visit, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,246
    Allan at Wallan
    5th November 2008, 02:33 PM Go to last post

  5. One for the "tea lady"

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd November 2008 12:31 PM
    absolutely, afternoon, allan, complain, day, heard, lady, responded, tea, tea lady, terrible, weak, woodie
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,804
    tea lady
    5th November 2008, 09:19 AM Go to last post

  6. identifying wood

    Started by underfoot, 2nd November 2008 03:48 PM
    accurate, identifying, results, simple, tools, wood
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,418
    RETIRED
    4th November 2008, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  7. winter

    Started by texx, 31st October 2008 10:05 PM
    aboriginals, absolutely, bureau, called, cold, coldest, collect, collecting, coming, community, crazy, elder, firewood, meteorologist, meteorology, north, people, prepared, replied, reported, satellites, scrap, sign, told, tribe, weatherman, week, weeks, winter, wood
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,998
    joe greiner
    4th November 2008, 09:32 PM Go to last post

  8. Cool Hidden camera in your monitor !

    Started by Shrek3, 31st October 2008 08:50 PM
    9/11, appears, blow, brother, built, built-in, camera, click, deal, designed, eek, found, hidden, human, lcd, manufactured, middle, monitor, monitors, pc/laptop, revealed, rights, screen, screens, secret, specially, truth, watching, web, whistle
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,761
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    4th November 2008, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  9. anti theft sandwich bag

    Started by underfoot, 2nd November 2008 04:01 PM
    anti, bag, bags, lunch, nicked, sandwich, school, sick, theft, worry
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,538
    Shrek3
    4th November 2008, 04:29 AM Go to last post

  10. discharge from the hospital

    Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM
    bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,814
    flatlinerz
    3rd November 2008, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  11. Vaseline survey

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd November 2008 01:14 PM
    admire, bicycle, chain, children, childs, door, feet, frank, gate, greeted, hinge, honesty, husband, kids, knob, knocked, lie, market, mind, people, product, research, researcher, running, sex, survey, telling, time, vaseline, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,403
    Wood Borer
    3rd November 2008, 05:37 AM Go to last post

  12. Talking Marriage quotes from famous

    Started by Shrek3, 27th October 2008 08:21 PM
    accounts, agreement, barr, bought, dangerfield, ear, experienced, famous, jewelry, marriage, married, met, miserable, mutual, pact, pain, pierced, prepared, quotes, reason, rita, rodney, roseanne, rudner, signed, suicide, twenty, watch, wife, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,637
    rsser
    2nd November 2008, 02:10 PM Go to last post

  13. Thank You

    Started by Barry_White, 28th October 2008 08:37 AM
    $5.00, advice, answer, bill, bites, bum, car, death, dial, dropped, drug, e-mail, filling, found, instant, malls, minutes, park, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, shopping, taking, toilet, uzbekistan
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,435
    rsser
    2nd November 2008, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  14. Coded Messages ARE U 1 2

    Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 01:30 PM
    asio, australian, bin, bush, cia, coded, condoleezza, decided, emailed, eventually, fbi, george, handwriting, holding, house, intelligence, laden, letter, message, messages, mi6, minute, mossad, osama, president, reply, send, solve, upside, white
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,532
    Buzza
    1st November 2008, 08:57 PM Go to last post

  15. Did i read that sign right?

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2008 01:20 PM
    bargain, bell, bring, car, closed, conference, door, due, elephants, field, floor, food, hard, health, knock, leaflet, machines, notice, office, park, read, repair, safari, shop, sign, spotted, stay, washing, window, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,226
    fenderbelly
    31st October 2008, 01:20 PM Go to last post

  16. Scotland The Brave

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2008 01:34 PM
    400, appears, blood, brave, command, commander, covered, crest, edward, english, guy, hill, hundred, kill, minutes, patience, personally, scot, scotland, scots, scotsman, scottish, send, sends, snot, ten, top, torn, wee, yells
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,863
    Ozkaban
    31st October 2008, 07:31 AM Go to last post

  17. BRAVO to the Seniors!!!!!!

    Started by Barry_White, 28th October 2008 08:35 AM
    advantage, applause, arrogant, beer, bravo, cars, citizens, computers, drink, electric, energy, fart, generation, grew, hydrogen, invented, light-speed, litany, love, mars, nuclear, pausing, processing, resounding, senior, seniors, son, spaceships, students, visited
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,907
    AlexS
    28th October 2008, 05:43 PM Go to last post

  18. Words Are Never Enough

    Started by wheelinround, 27th October 2008 04:13 PM
    chance, close, english, guinea, intimate, invented, language, line, list, morning, people, pig, play, plural, polish, produce, sow, special, subject, taught, tear, time, two-letter, upa, upfor, upthe, wind, word, words, wound
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,275
    joe greiner
    27th October 2008, 11:09 PM Go to last post

  19. First class service

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th October 2008 10:25 PM
    allan, apologised, canteen, chocolate, class, counter, cream, flavours, girl, ice, laryngitis, minutes, rasping, replied, service, sneezed, strawberry, vanilla, violently, voice, waited, wood
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,236
    Gingermick
    27th October 2008, 02:12 PM Go to last post

  20. Miss Beatrice :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 26th October 2008 10:28 PM
    ago, beatrice, bowl, call, directions, disease, floater, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, seat, sitting, spread, strange, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,147
    gawdelpus
    26th October 2008, 10:28 PM Go to last post

  21. Why We Love Children

    Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM
    answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,369
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    26th October 2008, 05:28 PM Go to last post

  22. Talking Funny Survival Puzzle

    Started by Shrek3, 25th October 2008 06:26 PM
    africa, anchored, answer, blow, burning, candle, convince, drop, funny, ground, hanging, hinges, imagine, intact, lion, lunch, puzzle, rope, slowly, staying, survival, tied, tree, waiting, wink
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,023
    fenderbelly
    26th October 2008, 12:48 PM Go to last post

  23. mum meets the bride to be

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM
    addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,361
    Calm
    25th October 2008, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  24. Shirt Note

    Started by Rodgera, 25th October 2008 12:16 PM
    aflutter, autographed, bought, buy, contained, curious, days, delighted, eager, fancied, girls, goofy, guy, heart, idea, inside, kev, ladies, mailed, meet, note, photo, pinned, promptly, queenslander, read, response, shirt, target, writing
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,252
    Rodgera
    25th October 2008, 12:16 PM Go to last post

  25. An Aussie Poem

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:49 AM
    aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,184
    fenderbelly
    25th October 2008, 09:49 AM Go to last post

  26. This is the best explanation I've heard.

    Started by Phil Spencer, 25th October 2008 09:12 AM
    $700, ????-infested, american, anymore, arrested, billion, boxes, buddies, buy, chocolates, criminals, dollars, explanation, forrest, hank, heard, hold, indicted, investigated, normal, paulson, returns, sniff, stole, street, taxpayers, trusts, turds, wall, worldwide
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,330
    Gra
    25th October 2008, 09:46 AM Go to last post

  27. very punny

    Started by wheelinround, 24th October 2008 03:33 PM
    ahead, bigger, boy, centre, change, coins, cults, drug, flies, grandmother, grass, hallway, hat, hit, hospital, join, lawn, nurse, practice, punny, rehab, religion, road, safe, sects, sign, stay, swallowed, telephoned, wondered
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,774
    joe greiner
    25th October 2008, 12:55 AM Go to last post

  28. European Holiday

    Started by rayintheuk, 21st October 2008 09:06 PM
    avail, begins, betty, bob, car, conservatory, control, doctor;, door, european, haunting, head, hill, hills, holiday, house, igor, igors, lab, light, master, medical, music, nearest, phone, piano, picks, stairs, table, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,817
    wheelinround
    24th October 2008, 03:36 PM Go to last post

  29. Mafia bookeeper

    Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2008 01:59 PM
    attorney, backyard, bookeeper, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, brown, bucks, buried, deaf, enzos, godfather, guts, hell, kill, language, mafia, million, money, pistol, pull, pulls, queens, replies, sign, signs, talking, tells, temple, trigger, whatd
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,228
    joe greiner
    23rd October 2008, 08:46 PM Go to last post

  30. Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM
    agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,294
    Barry_White
    23rd October 2008, 07:53 PM Go to last post

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