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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. a Jazz chord

    Started by wheelinround, 23rd May 2009 02:56 PM
    ass, band, chord, climbs, crowd, dives, flat, guy, hold, impromptu, improvisation, jazz, jumps, mike, minor, pissed, play, playing, professional, ruv, shouts, sing, smart, stage, starts, stevie, straight, takes, tears, wild
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,495
    watson
    23rd May 2009, 04:43 PM Go to last post

  2. Restaurant Trick

    Started by joe greiner, 21st May 2009 11:10 PM
    bargain, breakfasts, cheers, coffee, couple, cups, daily, friend, grits, hanks, holes, identical, joe, jon, local, maneuver, meals, night, plates, restaurant, set, stewart, swapped, tom, trick, waitress, watering, weeks, weird, whoa
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,788
    Woodwould
    23rd May 2009, 09:33 AM Go to last post

  3. Don't talk to the parrot

    Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM
    bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,434
    wolften
    21st May 2009, 07:41 PM Go to last post

  4. 10 Useless Inventions

    Started by rod1949, 25th June 2007 05:44 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    air, black, board, braille, conditioner, correction, dart, driver’s, failures, fake, fluid, highlighter, inflatable, internet, inventions, manual, mesh, motorcycle, notes, post-it, power, report, rhinestones, sugar-coated, super-glue, system, toothpaste, umbrella, useless
    • Replies: 21
    • Views: 4,542
    mickelmaster
    21st May 2009, 07:56 AM Go to last post

  5. A Woman's Week at the Gym

    Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM
    aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,315
    Rodgera
    20th May 2009, 12:03 PM Go to last post

  6. Beer

    Started by groverwa, 19th May 2009 10:40 PM
    beer, effects, lady, mike, persons, site, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,202
    groverwa
    19th May 2009, 10:40 PM Go to last post

  7. Well travelled

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM
    allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 912
    wheelinround
    19th May 2009, 09:45 PM Go to last post

  8. The lost Cesna

    Started by Gra, 6th May 2007 10:19 AM
    air, airplane, base, briefing, cesna, cessna, complete, day, disbelief, force, heading, life, lost, night, pilot, plane, prison, rest, spending, such-and-such, surrounded, terrifying, that-a-way, threats, time, told, total, vegas, wife, you-did-not-see-a-base
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,955
    tea lady
    18th May 2009, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  9. Credit Crunch Solved

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:14 PM
    clients, credit, crisis, crunch, debt, e100, entertain, farmer, financial, future, hotel, hourly, local, moment, note, optimistically, owing, owner, pay, prostitute, quickly, reception, rich, rushes, russian, services, solved, supplier, takes, unsatisfactory
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,763
    rhancock
    18th May 2009, 02:11 PM Go to last post

  10. Bunnings

    Started by Ruddy, 20th April 2009 11:15 PM
    10th, 15th, 17th, 24th, 4th, 9th, bought, bunnings, careful, climbs, crawling, december, eat, friends, front, lost, mcdonalds, running, scam, seat, shopping, start, starts, steals, stolen, target, undressing, upcoming, wallet, weekend
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,789
    Pheonix
    17th May 2009, 06:06 PM Go to last post

  11. the handy wife

    Started by texx, 16th May 2009 05:39 PM
    chunky, handy, mind, people, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,177
    groverwa
    16th May 2009, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  12. Is this a blower or a sucker?

    Started by Grumpy John, 16th May 2009 09:10 AM
    blower, car, girl, sucked, sucker, youtube
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,408
    groverwa
    16th May 2009, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  13. dangly

    Started by groverwa, 15th May 2009 09:53 PM
    blood, bright, chronic, dangly, drowsiness;, headache, heavy, interrupted, irritability, lasted, lethargy, light, loud, mild, noises;, pattern;, pleasant, sample, seemingly, sensitivity, severe, sleep, slumber, stomach, stupor-like, subsequent, symptoms, thirst;, unquenchable, upset;
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,486
    dennford
    16th May 2009, 02:01 PM Go to last post

  14. Financiial situation hits Japanese Banks

    Started by Calm, 16th May 2009 10:31 AM
    500, analysts, announced, bank, banks, black, chop, cutbacks, deal, feared, financiial, fishy, hit, hits, japanese, karate, ninja, nose-dived, raw, remain, report, reported, samurai, shares, sharp, situation, soldiering, staff, sushi, suspended
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    Calm
    16th May 2009, 10:31 AM Go to last post

  15. $40,000 Funeral

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 12:22 PM
    $40, $500, 000, affair, answered, brenda, church, computed, cost, departed, donated, exclaimed, forty, funeral, jim, leaned, memorial, nice, quickly, rest, sharon, snacks, stone, thousand, whiskey, wife, wine
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,658
    Grumpy John
    15th May 2009, 07:40 PM Go to last post

  16. brain's for women

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM
    advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,280
    AUSSIE
    15th May 2009, 11:55 AM Go to last post

  17. Start to worry

    Started by dennford, 13th May 2009 11:53 PM
    2007, 2008, 2010, australian, bird, chicken, chinese, cock, coincidence, decimates, denn, equine, flu, globe, horse, hundreds, influenza, kills, noticed, pandemic, pig, pigs, possibly, racing, sick, start, swine, worry, worse, wrong
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,697
    fenderbelly
    14th May 2009, 12:16 AM Go to last post

  18. Cinderella

    Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM
    appeared, beautiful, biological, bob, cat, chair, change, cinderella, close, corner, dormant, fairy, frightened, fundamental, godmother, handsome, life, looked, magically, make-up, prince, replied, rocking, sat, spoke, suddenly, transform, underwent, wish;, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,244
    groverwa
    13th May 2009, 11:49 PM Go to last post

  19. Talking If Men got pregnant...

    Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM
    1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,369
    joe greiner
    13th May 2009, 11:25 PM Go to last post

  20. Little Jonny

    Started by Bluegum, 13th May 2009 09:13 PM
    arrives, assures, baffled, balloon, bathroom, boy, break, business, calls, describes, doctor, examine, fart, finally, hard, hell, johnny, jonny, leads, leaves, mum, pen, shes, shortly, situation, starts, takes, time, toilet, walls
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,285
    fenderbelly
    13th May 2009, 11:17 PM Go to last post

  21. A little girl's prayer

    Started by groverwa, 12th May 2009 12:19 PM
    amen, bbb, clothes, computer, daddys, dear, girl, girls, god, ladies, poor, prayer, send
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,204
    weisyboy
    13th May 2009, 06:27 PM Go to last post

  22. Just lion about this

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2009 05:12 PM
    allan, anne-marie, car, couple, entrance, gate, inside, instructed, instructions, john, keeping, lady, lion, lions, munruben, park, photos, protested, queensland, reached, responded, surrounded, tea, times, usual, visiting, winder, window, windows, wound
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,785
    Calm
    13th May 2009, 05:29 PM Go to last post

  23. Crazy mixed up kid

    Started by artme, 22nd November 2007 11:33 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    brains, crazy, idiot, kid, lonelyo, mixed
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 3,381
    Sawdust Maker
    11th May 2009, 10:09 PM Go to last post

  24. The 2009 World Submarine Racing Championships

    Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:21 PM
    103625, 2009, championships, expect, racing, submarine, world
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,650
    Sawdust Maker
    11th May 2009, 09:54 PM Go to last post

  25. Thought for the day:

    Started by Calm, 28th April 2009 09:07 PM
    alive, day, illegal, people, remember, shoot, simply, thought
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,919
    Sawdust Maker
    11th May 2009, 09:35 PM Go to last post

  26. little Barry and the bike

    Started by WoodJunky, 9th May 2009 01:03 AM
    altar, barry, barrys, bike, birthday, bloody, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, letter, looked, mother, mum, pen, plan, red, sat, send, started, street, time, tore, true, walked, write
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,462
    weisyboy
    11th May 2009, 08:05 PM Go to last post

  27. Justice?

    Started by Sawdust Maker, 11th May 2009 05:53 PM
    all-time, ammunition, answer, classic, county, deputy, ensued, fired, florida, found, grady, gun, guy, hiding, hit, judd, justice, low-life, manhunt, media, officers, polk, sentinel, sheriff, shot, swat, talk, team, times, wooded
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,504
    Sawdust Maker
    11th May 2009, 05:53 PM Go to last post

  28. Married - Divorced

    Started by Rodgera, 7th May 2009 07:52 PM
    divorced, husband, lot, married
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 916
    echnidna
    7th May 2009, 09:32 PM Go to last post

  29. Travelling salesman.

    Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM
    #$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    rosewood
    6th May 2009, 02:22 PM Go to last post

  30. Diagnosis

    Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM
    answered, chair, coach, diagnose, diagnosis, finished, giving, hand, health, instructor, league, lecture, lungs, mental, minute, patient, psychology, raised, rear, rugby, screaming, sits, speaking, specifically, test, top, uncontrollably, verbal, walks, weeping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,439
    Grumpy John
    5th May 2009, 09:25 PM Go to last post

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