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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    • Replies: 1,338
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Munruben/John's Weight loss program

    Started by wheelinround, 20th July 2009 01:38 PM
    airline, attendant, choices, dinner, flight, front, john, loss, mealtime, munruben or john, munruben/johns, program, ray, replied, seated, weight
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 976
    wheelinround
    20th July 2009, 01:38 PM Go to last post

  2. Hotel Bill

    Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM
    $400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,096
    Batpig
    19th July 2009, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  3. Nobody like Frank

    Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:25 PM
    amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, feel, fellow, fix, foods, fork, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, meet, met, passenger, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, traffic, widow, wow
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,326
    munruben
    18th July 2009, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  4. The grass

    Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM
    answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,503
    groverwa
    17th July 2009, 10:54 PM Go to last post

  5. Dr. Epstein, Renowned Physician

    Started by Woodwould, 17th July 2009 08:58 AM
    “well, ”actually, ”why, ago, away.”, city, clerk, deliver, desk, education, embarrassing, epstein, grew, happened, haven’t, home, i’ve, isn’t, levy?”, moved, paper, physician, received, renowned, replied, stage, that’s, town, visit, visited?”
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,089
    Batpig
    17th July 2009, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  6. Some metaphors

    Started by Woodwould, 16th July 2009 04:47 PM
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    metaphors
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 2,047
    tea lady
    17th July 2009, 10:07 PM Go to last post

  7. rubber gloves

    Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM
    boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,512
    tea lady
    17th July 2009, 12:37 AM Go to last post

  8. 'What gender is 'computer'?'

    Started by groverwa, 14th July 2009 08:58 PM
    accessories, class, commit, commitment, computador, computer, computers, concluded, data, feminine, gender, half, lot, masculine, memory, on;, paycheck, problem;, realize, retrieval;, solve, spanish, spending, supposed, teacher, term, themselves;, time, waited, womens
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 1,534
    tea lady
    16th July 2009, 11:40 PM Go to last post

  9. Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #3

    Started by pugwash, 4th June 2009 12:11 PM
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    caption, fred, question, reply
    • Replies: 443
    • Views: 25,788
    Groggy
    16th July 2009, 06:50 PM Go to last post

  10. First Day of School

    Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2009 10:08 PM
    5+5, 6+4, 7+3, 8+2, 9+1, day, father, girl, home, mind, school, teacher
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,047
    Rodgera
    15th July 2009, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  11. Some ponderisms

    Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM
    72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,110
    Outbackrr
    15th July 2009, 06:38 PM Go to last post

  12. Heather Mills' gift.

    Started by Woodwould, 14th July 2009 09:59 AM
    boom, bought, divorced, gift, heather, leg, mccartney, mills, paul, plane, razor
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,108
    rrich
    14th July 2009, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  13. Ran out of petrol

    Started by munruben, 11th July 2009 09:31 AM
    barry, barrys, bee, bees, burst, car, cranked, filled, filling, flew, home, huge, kilometers, kitten, life, petrol, purring, ran, seldom, set, starter, station, swarm, tank, tick, town, track, traveled, walking, wow
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,750
    kekemo
    13th July 2009, 10:20 PM Go to last post

  14. Pregnant woman in tram.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM
    allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,169
    Allan at Wallan
    13th July 2009, 11:40 AM Go to last post

  15. Sunday School Humor

    Started by rrich, 13th July 2009 05:05 AM
    =====================, boy, cook, cooking, dinner, eating, explained, family, food, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, house, humor, insisted, johnny, lived, meals, mother, plate, prayer, received, school, seated, served, started, sunday, table, teens, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,227
    mickelmaster
    13th July 2009, 08:30 AM Go to last post

  16. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.VIII

    Started by RETIRED, 6th October 2008 12:15 PM
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    bit, black, fun, joke, mk.viii, mkviii, ned, post, posts, starting, talking, usual
    • Replies: 3,056
    • Views: 166,278
    jmk89
    12th July 2009, 07:56 PM Go to last post

  17. Time Machine

    Started by wheelinround, 12th July 2009 06:41 PM
    100, action, arabic, australia, bad, barak, beeps, bit, crime, decide, economy, future, hands, healthy, kevin, machine, non-existant, obama, president, printout, question, rudd, share, stares, test, time, true, usa, whirrs, worries
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,061
    wheelinround
    12th July 2009, 06:41 PM Go to last post

  18. My Duck is Dead

    Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM
    $150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,738
    bullfright
    11th July 2009, 10:51 AM Go to last post

  19. old cow

    Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM
    anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,128
    Rodgera
    10th July 2009, 09:21 PM Go to last post

  20. Fishing (Ballarat style)

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th July 2009 10:18 PM
    allan, ballarat, calm, caught, david, days, family, fish, fishing, fishmonger, intrigued, lake, local, morning, packed, replied, requested, shop, style, success, throw, waterd, wendouree
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,563
    Jim Carroll
    10th July 2009, 01:49 PM Go to last post

  21. Here's a note from SWMBO

    Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2009 08:06 PM
    bag, bags, boxes, carefully, cartons, crackers, detergent, eggplants, eggs, green, grocery, hams, husband, items, list, note, numbered, peppers, proceeded, proud, returned, shopping, shortly, sugar, supermarket, swmbo, unpack, volunteered
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,230
    rrich
    10th July 2009, 01:10 PM Go to last post

  22. Two chimps and a Blonde

    Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM
    $100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,682
    tea lady
    10th July 2009, 12:58 AM Go to last post

  23. My 1 day employment

    Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM
    blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,454
    Ozkaban
    9th July 2009, 11:29 AM Go to last post

  24. Why Computers Sometimes Crash

    Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 04:44 PM
    bang, clears, computer, computers, crash, cuz, disk, distorted, effects, flash, gauss, gonna, hall, icons, memory, mom, packet, pocket, poet, quickly, ram, reboot, risk, rom, screen, socket, souse, suckers, wavy, window
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,534
    weisyboy
    8th July 2009, 06:52 PM Go to last post

  25. Roast Beef

    Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2009 01:21 PM
    appeared, athletic, beef, blank, blond, cafe, day, girl, hair, lot, lunching, makeup, menu, mulling, parramatta, rare, real, replied, roast, sidewalk, sydney, type, waitress, westie, wfe, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,144
    rrich
    8th July 2009, 06:19 AM Go to last post

  26. Extreme herding from the UK

    Started by Woodwould, 7th July 2009 10:52 AM
    baaa-studs, extreme, herding
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,190
    Lignin
    7th July 2009, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  27. Making a fortune in Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th July 2009 11:14 AM
    allan, country, dangerous, dealer, eat, ecstatic, evaded, fish, fisherman, fishing, fortune, giant, hooks, john, lake, land, landed, local, making, metal, munruben, news, replied, returning, scrap, sold, trip, trout
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,031
    rosewood
    7th July 2009, 03:23 PM Go to last post

  28. It's Been A Hard Day

    Started by wheelinround, 6th July 2009 03:38 PM
    bar, bed, biker, bit, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, day, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, hard, insurance, late, left, life, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,078
    wheelinround
    6th July 2009, 03:38 PM Go to last post

  29. Aussie Blondes

    Started by wheelinround, 4th July 2009 06:16 PM
    amazed, aussie, baby, blonde, blondes, breathing, day, driveway, easy, excitedly, happier, happy, heavily, heck, home, iga, joy, jumping, kit, love, news, pregnancy, pregnant, running, starting, stopped, tests, told, twin-pack, twins
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,257
    AUSSIE
    5th July 2009, 07:52 AM Go to last post

  30. Tough teacher

    Started by Groggy, 1st July 2009 07:23 PM
    body, breeze, busied, cast, chest, classroom, day, desk, discipline, fall, fit, flap, injured, noticeable, plaster, rowdy, school, shirt, stapled, stapler, strong, teacher, tie, tough, toughest, upper, walking, wear, wide, window
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,540
    popawisky
    4th July 2009, 02:12 PM Go to last post

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