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Mum ain't Mom anymore

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2015 07:09 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2015 06:56 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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House Cleaning

Started by Rodgera, 28th December 2013 01:12 PM

adolescent, cleaning, daughter, easy, excitedly, helped, home, house, housekeeping, informed, innocently, job, knowing, mom, neighbors, parents, replied, seldom, sort, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2013 07:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Are You OK?

Started by Rodgera, 28th November 2013 12:20 PM

bed, bit, bounding, boy, carry, concerned, dinner, feel, fifteen-year-old, found, happy, house, matter, mom, replied, sick, son, stove, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Emergency Call

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2013 10:39 AM

afternoon, answered, call, centre, clerk, date, daughter, emergency, everythings, fearing, fine, home, hour, immediately, left, managers, mobile, mom, office, paged, phone, rushed, shoes, shopping, swmbo, teenage, wear, worst, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 11:00 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Walking the dog

Started by Breslau, 29th March 2013 12:08 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, father, garage, gas, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replied, returned, round, scent, stole, surprised, thread, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2013 12:08 PM; by Breslau

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New Bicycle

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2012 05:51 PM

admitted, behavior, bicycle, birthday, buy, child, crazy, drives, father, holy, improve, johnny, johnnys, mom, mother, spread, suggested, surprised, terrors, thatll, wider

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:51 PM; by Rodgera

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Help with old casement window hardware

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th May 2012 06:50 AM

attached, bottom, bracket, call, casement, fallen, gday, hardware, hinge, hinges, inspection, mates, mom, option, read, remotely, renovateforum.com, replacing, reply, searched, thread, top, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2012 06:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Friendly Encouragement

Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2011 10:20 AM

bit, brother, buddy, busily, complaining, couch, day, encouragement, encouraging, fenderbelly, friendly, game, hates, looked, loves, moaned, mom, occupied, passed, people, playing, self-pitying, stretched, tough, true, well-deserved, word, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2011 08:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Saved from the trash pile.

Started by Papa, 21st July 2010 12:18 PM

2000, chrome, clamping, coats, corner, dad, damn, dowels, fifties, holes, house, installed, knob, locate, misalignment, mom, moved, nail, original, paint, painted, pile, ply, saved, shed, square, straight, throw, trash, weeks

Replies: 14
Views: 2,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2010 09:45 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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RESTORATION

Baby Picture

Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2010 12:48 PM

12-year-old, baby, bride, brides, classroom, created, daughter, days, display, education, house, mom, mural, noticed, picture, pinned, project, school, students, thinking, title, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 12:48 PM; by Rodgera

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And cheap ones too

Started by groverwa, 26th June 2010 07:20 PM

anniversary, arrived, bastards, boss, busy, cheap, children, college, couple, dad, dessert, dinner, father, finished, found, gasped, glad, happy, loved, married, mom, mother, packing, poor, send, sending, son, sunday, time, town

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2010 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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Mother/Daughter Banquet (from SWMBO's file)

Started by Rodgera, 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM

14-year-old, banquet, body, choose, crowd, daughter, daughters, file, forward, hate, love, mom, mother or daughter, mother/daughter, mothers, pastors, reviewing, sat, share, swmbo, swmbos, taught, wife, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2010 05:15 PM; by Rodgera

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The good old days

Started by ryanclan, 20th January 2010 08:28 AM

ago, bit, bloody, bob, bread, cameras, cheese, days, dozen, eggs, good, lad, loaves, milk, mom, nowdays, packet, pints, pound, pounds, security, send, shop, spuds, tea, time, unfortunatly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 08:28 AM; by ryanclan

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Time to Go

Started by Rodgera, 8th January 2010 07:42 PM

air, airplane, answer, fly, ground, inevitable, john, johns, matter, mom, mother, pilots, time, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2010 09:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Girls night out

Started by wheelinround, 4th December 2009 09:13 AM

bar, cowboy, daughter, edge, fight, friends, fun, girls, goin, heard, hurt, life, lot, mom, mother, night, people, tina, tonight, town, trouble, weekend, yall

Replies: 7
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2009 03:00 AM; by artme

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Allan dating in the1960's

Started by Calm, 5th October 2009 10:58 AM

allan, alternate, bouncy, burst, dating, dishevelled, door, evening, front, house, iced, incredulous, matter, mom, moment, mother, night, peggy, plans, pretty, screw, shed, slammed, stairs, sue, tea, the1960, thinking, tip, twist

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2009 11:27 AM; by Calm

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Oil on Fish

Started by Rodgera, 27th August 2009 06:06 PM

11-year, dead, effects, fish, harmful, mom, night, oil, sardines, school, students, tin, write, wrote

Replies: 3
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2009 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Are you

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:25 PM

6th, annoyed, answer, billy, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, front, grade, hands, idiot, kids, knowing, liberal, liberal.billy, mom, moms, moron, raised, replied, row, rudd, smile, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 08:39 AM; by weisyboy

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Raising Children

Started by Rodgera, 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM

book, child, children, crying, curb, elderly, gentleman, johnny, judgement, lost, mom, munrubben, neighborhood, quiet, raising, rearing, residential, shes, sitting, sobbed, son, strolling, trouble, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM; by Rodgera

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Why Computers Sometimes Crash

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 04:44 PM

bang, clears, computer, computers, crash, cuz, disk, distorted, effects, flash, gauss, gonna, hall, icons, memory, mom, packet, pocket, poet, quickly, ram, reboot, risk, rom, screen, socket, souse, suckers, wavy, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2009 06:52 PM; by weisyboy

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hatched

Started by terry arnold, 21st May 2009 10:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 10:49 PM; by tea lady

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Moms in group therapy.....

Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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Dog walking.

Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 02:02 PM; by bullfright

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G'Day from Colorado

Started by Pam in Colorado, 5th December 2008 09:26 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

add, art, city, colorado, create, day, desire, education, experience, forward, fun, function, gday, girls, graduated, home, homeschooling, husband, join, kids, lot, mom, move, newb, pam, pieces, process, projects, sells, woodworking

Replies: 45
Views: 5,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2008 12:18 PM; by Pam in Colorado

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

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Learning to Cook

Started by Rodgera, 11th October 2008 11:45 AM

baking, close, continued, cook, daughter, day, fortunate, grand-children, granddaughter, grandma, grandmother, knowledge, learn, learned, learning, live, loves, microwave, mom, mother, pass, passed, seven-year-old, short, silence, someday, swmbo, told, visit, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:17 PM; by Shrek3

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Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

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JOKES

How to get to windows with storms to putty

Started by ilvflowers, 12th May 2008 12:57 AM

1920, bedroom, bottom, diy, found, glass, house, improvement, inside, mom, moves, owns, paint, posts, proceed, putty, read, removing, repainting, scraping, screens, sealed, single, started, storms, tools, true, weights, window, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 09:59 AM; by Pheonix

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

The "Middle Wife"

Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM

bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:16 PM; by wheelinround

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New Boyfriend

Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2008 03:10 PM

500, appalled, appearance, boyfriend, brought, community, concern, confessed, count, daughter, dear, diplomatically, girl, home, hours, jacket, leather, meet, mom, mother, motorcycle, nice, night, parents, piercings, pulled, replied, service, tattoos, teenage

Replies: 3
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:11 PM; by Calm

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Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

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Mums Fridge

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM

answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:03 PM; by Gra

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Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

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Volunteer Firefighter

Started by Rodgera, 9th November 2007 04:43 PM

beeper, block, bryan, bubble, burst, daughter, door, drive, fast, finished, fire, firefighter, firefighting, firemen, guy, hall, hate, hed, instantly, mom, move, replied, respond, table, telling, trained, training, truck, volunteer, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2007 04:43 PM; by Rodgera

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Company Slogans

Started by Rodgera, 25th October 2007 01:14 PM

airline, answered, bears, brenda, card, company, correct, credit, difficulty, familiar, fly, friendly, giving, home, joe, john, leave, lesson, mom, skies, slogan, slogans, students, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 3,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 02:01 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Won't Cook

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2007 10:57 AM

14-year-old, business, called, check, cook, cooked, decided, feature, fine, house, leaving, left, listen, lunch, minutes, mom, oven, ovens, peel, phoned, potatoes, refrigerator, roast, set, son, started, stoves, time, timer, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 12:38 PM; by munruben

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just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

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wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 5,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Appreciated Gift

Started by Jack Plane, 17th August 2006 11:35 AM

appreciated, bible, brothers, built, clean, college, delivered, gift, groceries, holidays, home, house, huge, left, live, mama, marvin, mercedes, michael, milton, mom, notes, parrot, recite, stay, successful, theatre, travel, twenty, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 11:35 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Pizza Coupon

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2006 05:22 PM

coupon, dispatching, explain, handed, home, mad, mom, money, pick, pizza, replied, sister, son, ten-year-old, two-dollar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 05:22 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

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