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How to delete my thread

Started by Dez Built, 22nd July 2014 05:40 PM

accidentally, button, called, chic, clicked, delete, finishing, shabby, thread, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2014 06:38 PM; by Dez Built

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Female drivers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st December 2013 09:21 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 09:30 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Editing Auction?

Started by Blazk, 6th October 2013 08:26 PM

accidentally, amount, auction, bidding, change, edit, editing, listing, section, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 01:45 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Smart ass

Started by MBM888, 5th February 2013 12:25 PM

accidentally, ass, board, game, loo, morning, pieces, poop, scrabble, smart, spell, surely, swallowed, trouble

Replies: 2
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2013 06:14 PM; by Bushmiller

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JOKES

The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

G'day all

Started by MaxCapacity, 11th June 2012 11:01 AM

accidentally, brisbane, built, forum, forums, fun, gday, hooked, recently, setting, shed, storage, straight, tools, toys, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 08:02 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Christmas Tale

Started by chambezio, 14th December 2011 11:07 PM

accidentally, angel, beautiful, broke, broom, christmas, cider, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, glass, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, pieces, santa, straw, tale, toys, tree, yanked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:18 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

False teeth

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2011 07:34 PM

accidentally, allan, annoyed, church, congregation, explanation, false, gums, half, hours, managed, minutes, painful, pastor, replied, set, shut, simply, speak, spoke, sunday, taking, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 09:45 AM; by Tubatoad

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JOKES

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

Forum:
JOKES

Ducks in heaven !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2011 12:22 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

How to brush the ends of pieces without making a godawful mess

Started by Kaisergrendel, 15th April 2011 01:04 AM

accidentally, amounts, angled, bought, brush, drag, easy, edge, effect, ends, expensive, finish, folks, godawful, googling, half, hand, hour, making, massive, mess, note, piece, pieces, pressure, share, spent, squeezing, tips, varnish

Replies: 2
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2011 01:59 AM; by Kaisergrendel

Forum:
FINISHING

When should an SCMS blade be discarded?

Started by strangerep, 15th February 2011 11:08 AM

accident, accidentally, alignment, aluminium, bent, blade, buy, carbide, coating, cutting, discarded, gently, hammered, hammering, knocked, means, neighboring, recent, recoated, risk, scms, sharpening, sideways, slightly, specialist, surprised, teeth, tooth, toss, usable

Replies: 2
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2011 01:16 PM; by strangerep

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SAFETY

Which Beeswax to use ?

Started by Ozfreelancer, 10th January 2011 08:23 PM

accidentally, appreciated, assume, based, basically, beeswax, bought, bunnings, cheers, coaster, dining, form, gel, highly, hot, kinds, left, liquid, mark, paper, paste, pure, ranga, recently, removed, shine, spot, table, tin, vessel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2011 10:13 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

Forum:
JOKES

Preservative in 1980's Fascia in fire!!!!!

Started by viiking, 16th July 2009 09:00 PM

1980, 1980s, 80s, accidentally, appreciated, burn, burned, cca, colour, combustion, current, fascia, finger-jointed, fire, green, i.e, losp, lot, pale, pine, preservative, responses, similar, slow, treated, whilst, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2009 10:49 PM; by viiking

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SAFETY

The plane was hijacked!

Started by amrita, 6th August 2009 01:15 PM

“but, “sorry, “that, “what’s, “you, accidentally, hand, hijacked, homework, hope, i’ll, in.”, inquire, it’s, johnny, looked, paper, plane, problem?”, replied, sad, sadder, smartest, teacher, unfold, wasn’t, won’t, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 01:15 PM; by amrita

Forum:
JOKES

A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Advice on repairing an incorrect mortice on a jamb stile

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

accidentally, advice, cheers, door, hanging, ideas, incorrect, jamb, line, mortice, morticed, nifty, oops, repair, repairing, replacing, stile, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Damage to external flashing in bathroom.

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

accidentally, bathroom, bottom, damage, damaged, external, flashing, floor/wall, flooring, junctions, material, planning, pvc, removing, shower, sits, suggestions, top, villaboard, walls, waterproofing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

GORE WARNING Oh Crap! Not again!

Started by RufflyRustic, 21st August 2008 06:58 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accidentally, belt, bit, crap, door, exiting, favoured, feel, feeling, final, finger, fingernails, fingertip, hand, house, injured, left, needless, prefer, pressure, pulling, sander, surely, time.o~, timec, told.rolleyes, trimming, truth, type, woncool

Replies: 36
Views: 5,914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 03:25 AM; by handyrn

Forum:
SAFETY

Hi!

Started by tim38, 17th August 2008 08:29 PM

accidentally, advice, bit, couple, days, fields, forum, found, hand, heaps, hows, imagine, join, knowledgeable, learn, lend, lines, love, msn, people, scrolling, simple, site, straight, stuff, suck, tim, tool, wood, yas

Replies: 3
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 05:17 PM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

HELP! Google is NOT always your friend...

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2008 01:55 PM

access, accidentally, blasted, copped, corner, crap, cry, desktop, emotional, friend, google, hotmail, installed, java, night, time, tired, undo, update

Replies: 13
Views: 2,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2008 03:37 PM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

High School Metaphors

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 10:59 AM

accidentally, centipede, dog, duck, gently, hair, high, hurt, hurts, kph, lame, left, leg, legs, metaphorical, metaphors, missing, office, pavement, phil, plan, real, rusted, school, shut, simple, tongue, traveling, unlike, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 07:28 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Repairing paper tear in plasterboard

Started by Mousie, 14th May 2008 10:27 AM

accidentally, attached, caused, coats, completely, doh, fix, glue, glueing, hand, holding, house, nada, paint, paper, plaster, plasterboard, plastic, pulled, quarter, removing, repairing, size, tape, tear, torn, undercoat, windows, wondering, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 4,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 11:08 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
PLASTERING

Sikkens mishap

Started by queenslander, 29th April 2008 09:38 PM

accidentally, bit, cetol, clothing, ideas, mishap, sikkens, spilled, topic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 04:34 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
PAINTING

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Few more easy cryptics words.

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 04:40 PM

accidentally, amuses, break, cryptics, due, easy, experiments, fluid, fool, greedy, hammer, hidden, learner, loss, performance, person, previous, ring, romans, rules, shillings, signor, time, word, words

Replies: 9
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:17 AM; by munruben

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Wheelin and the doctor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:53 PM

accidentally, allan, calendar, cents, change, doctor, months, ray, replied, stole, swallowed, twenty-five, wheelin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 08:40 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben pub problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th March 2008 08:34 PM

accidentally, aid, alive, allan, banged, beer, brainwave, calendar, coming, coolroom, found, hope, hotel, hour, inside, john, kegs, locked, minute, months, munruben, night, problems, pub, staff, started, stole, surrounded, time, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Repairing a tuba

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th January 2008 09:45 PM

accidentally, allan, barry, calendar, carving, chipped, glue, hand, john, looked, months, piece, repair, repairing, replied, stole, tuba, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:45 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Telephone Connectors

Started by mnorman007, 31st January 2007 12:11 AM

accidentally, advice, broke, cable, cheers, connectors, direct, forum, gardening, join, love, people, purchase, read, referring, special, telephone, website, whilst

Replies: 14
Views: 2,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2007 11:25 PM; by watson

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Differences between Boys and Girls

Started by WoodGirl, 21st January 2007 09:59 AM

accidentally, age, attracted, baby, barbie, boy, boys, cut, dad, differences, dolls, dress, fingernails, girl, girls, giving, grow, instinctively, ken, kisses, makeup, mummys, painting, pick, play, start, stick, stop, sunday, talk

Replies: 9
Views: 2,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 07:27 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

Forum:
JOKES

Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

new dentures

Started by goat, 13th May 2006 05:06 PM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 05:06 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Woodwork History - chips and fries Ch 1

Started by keith53, 6th February 2006 10:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, add, australia, broad-bladed, bumped, calling, cauldron, chips, chop, cutlasses, fat, flats, french, fries, fry, generous, helping, history, home, innovative, issued, locals, northern, pass, potatoes, process, salt, slivers, time, woodwork

Replies: 26
Views: 3,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2006 11:47 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Compressed air warning.

Started by Groggy, 21st August 2005 11:30 AM

1/2, 120, 125psi, accidentally, air, applying, batman, compressed, cracked, dog, ensuite, feet, fence, hose, inside, joker, lipstick, looked, lots, makeup, mid-air, moment, nearby, precise, result, screws, shop, swmbo, unbeknownst, warning

Replies: 3
Views: 4,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2005 09:13 PM; by savage

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

ducks

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 11:19 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Darwin Award candidate

Started by kiwigeo, 22nd July 2005 10:05 PM

1.30am, accidentally, age, ambulance, austin, award, burns, candidate, car, cigarette, condition, constable, dark, darwin, fire, hospital, jerry, lighter, minor, morning, petrol, received, senior, set, sparking, spokeswoman, stable, struggling, thornbury, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 12:12 AM; by fxst

Forum:
SAFETY

The Modern Era

Started by Ashore, 12th July 2005 10:13 PM

ability, accidentally, awards, boss, check, contractors, desk, e-mail, email, entire, era, friend, friends, home, job, laughing, list, long-service, modern, news, nodding, notice, oclock, outnumber, permanent, phone, read, scrolled, smiling, staff

Replies: 4
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 11:50 PM; by Rusty

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Duck Season

Started by Groggy, 26th January 2005 11:32 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, observed, peter, season, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, thin, ugly, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2005 11:32 AM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Timbermate falls out

Started by JupiterCreek, 9th August 2004 12:30 AM

accidentally, bit, coarse, ding, falls, fill, filler, found, key, knifing, moistening, pine, resultant, roughing, rounding, router, rubber, slightly, sndpaper, timbermate, tip, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 2,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2004 08:04 PM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
FINISHING

2004

Started by Iain, 8th August 2004 09:16 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 09:39 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
JOKES

Fishing Tackle

Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM

$199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2004 05:24 PM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

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