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Started by Sawdust Maker, 8th June 2015 06:08 PM

Replies: 1
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2015 07:16 PM; by chrisb691

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ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

Started by Rodgera, 21st March 2014 04:14 PM

advice, aging, anne, carol, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, eating, evening, golf, home, hour, husband, job, lunch, oversensitive, patience, rest, retired, ron, sit, support, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2014 05:27 PM; by rustynail

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Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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A Man & His Wife.

Started by issatree, 28th November 2013 01:22 AM

coffee, dash, dvd, golf, hours, iphone, jug, laptop, man, nice, outage, person, play, power, raining, sat, talked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 08:30 PM; by Scott

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My Stolen Car :( [NSW Blue Mountains]

Started by ank, 16th November 2013 10:25 AM

2010, almost-as-new, andres, blue, bosch, car, change, desperate, feel, forum, free, gladly, golf, gts10j, guys, home, mountains, nsw, police, post, proper, random, remove, report, reward, sleeping, stolen, table, tsi, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2013 10:25 AM; by ank

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The most difficult hole of golf in the world

Started by Scott, 18th October 2013 09:29 PM

$200, accessible, difficult, fee, golf, green, helicopter, hole, par, person, tee, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2013 06:40 PM; by Handyjack

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Fridge

Started by robbo266317, 7th October 2013 11:22 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 07:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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Golf with a twist

Started by Barterbuilt, 13th June 2013 10:05 AM

###, blokes, couple, day, decides, fairway, fella, golf, half, holes, incredibly, ladies, mate, mistress, play, playing, slow, stroll, twist, wife, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 10:05 AM; by Barterbuilt

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Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2013 12:43 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 05:16 PM; by Sturdee

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G'day from Adelaide!

Started by beer4all, 9th May 2013 02:04 PM

absolutely, adelaide, beautiful, beer, bit, break, brew, cheersu, finally, forum, forward, fun, gday, golf, gunna, harmless, helping, hills, humour, info, operator, partaking, play, projects, registered, sharing, shed, tackle, wireline, yrs

Replies: 6
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2013 06:22 AM; by JJF

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Politically correct...?

Started by MBM888, 19th March 2013 02:21 PM

apologised, car, cop, correct, dancing, darkies, disturbance, exclaimed, golf, incorrect, local, neighbourhood, officers, oops, partner, patrolling, police, politically, radioed, roof, tango, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:24 PM; by hp8

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Senior Moments

Started by Skew's_Girl, 26th January 2013 08:58 PM

brooks, captioned, closed, distracted, forgot, golf, lyrics, moments, post, senior, skew, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2013 12:07 PM; by Skew's_Girl

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What really matters.....

Started by rwbuild, 7th November 2012 07:29 PM

agreed, balls, box, car, checkups, children, class, coffee, continued, cups, empty, energy, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, matters, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, poured, professor, rest, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:29 PM; by rwbuild

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G'day Mates

Started by Bluemax, 1st November 2012 04:33 AM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2012 07:13 AM; by JJF

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A Homeless Man

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM

astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:30 PM; by MBM888

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Take 'em at their word

Started by Joe Townsville, 15th August 2012 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2012 08:48 PM; by crowie

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The Golfer

Started by fenderbelly, 6th July 2012 07:12 PM

130, 830, a.m, agreed, beer, bit, bullsht, buy, clean, couple, door, eye, girl, golf, golfer, home, late, left, looked, lunch, play, pretty, realized, restroom, road, stop, tavern, time, tire, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2012 11:37 PM; by doug3030

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The other side of the coin

Started by Grumpy John, 23rd May 2012 01:49 PM

arm, arms, balls, caught, closer, coin, commit, dancing, decided, despair, glad, golf, guy, handicapped, happy, heels, hurried, itch, kicking, kill, life, lost, play, saving, sidewalk, skipping, thanked, told, useless, whooping

Replies: 2
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 05:18 PM; by Ruddy

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Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wedding day problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2012 04:52 PM

aisle, allan, altar, bag, bride, clubs, day, escorted, eyes, golf, groom, looked, problem, reached, replied, standing, straight, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What's Your Golfing Secret?

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2012 10:14 PM

female, game, golf, golfing, gushy, holes, jack, nicklaus, numbered, replied, reporter, secret, spectacular, synonymous, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 05:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Outdoors man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM

afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM; by wheelinround

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Golf yarn

Started by Woodwould, 25th August 2011 11:39 AM

afford, aggie, ball, bent, blew, buy, decency, friggin, golf, head, hell, jaysus, lastly, money, mudder, naked, pocket, reached, reveal, sake, scotsmans, skirt, sweet, tee, underwear, wearing, wife, wind, woman, yarn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 11:28 PM; by FenceFurniture

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Golfisms

Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 05:45 PM; by BEKKY

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New novice joins the ranks of the esteemed

Started by L-Plater, 19th July 2011 10:46 PM

amateur, bit, bowls, complete, curve, developing, esteemed, golf, hit, joins, learn, learning, novice, ranks, retire, sets, skills, start, started, steep, theatre, time

Replies: 9
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2011 06:58 PM; by colbra

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A Loving Husband

Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM

carefully, cook, deputies, deputy, door, encounters, excellent, front, golf, gravely, guy, hears, hit, home, husband, knock, loving, married, personality, picture, play, sheriffs, sir, sitting, truck, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 11:14 AM; by tea lady

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The Golfing Lady

Started by Barry_White, 24th March 2011 09:08 PM

calmly, cat, day, died, dinner, dish, egg, enjoying, exclaimed, feeding, food, golf, golfing, home, horrified, husband, kill, knowing, lady, leaf, lettuce, months, murdered, partners, stoically, time, told, wife, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 04:15 PM; by issatree

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hello from country SA

Started by shantillylais, 27th February 2011 12:02 AM

4wding, australia, cheers, country, east, fishing, golf, happily, house, lana, learning, love, millicent, outback, renovating, retired, skills, south, special, tafe, van, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2011 08:54 PM; by Christos

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Rashid Intro

Started by Rashid Khan, 30th November 2010 12:12 AM

africa, art, ashes, book, cricket, dstv, gday, golf, handy, hope, household, impressed, intro, landscaping, library, love, meddle, moment, night, rashid, rashiddoh, screened, shelf, south, sports, start, trade, urge, wifes, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2010 08:43 PM; by groeneaj

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Golf Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM

ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper

Replies: 4
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

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The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee...

Started by wheelinround, 7th July 2010 09:02 PM

agreed, balls, box, car, children, class, coffee, continued, couple, cups, empty, energy, friend, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, play, poured, professor, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 04:47 PM; by rotten_66

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A Guy's Fairy Tale

Started by Calm, 11th June 2010 05:08 PM

“will, age, bank, beautiful, beer, dated, drank, fairy, farted, golf, guy, guys, half, lady, left, money, motorcycles, named, played, prince, rode, scotch, seat, snow, tale, time, toilet, tons, white, women

Replies: 8
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 07:50 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Retarded grandparents

Started by Calm, 24th May 2010 09:11 AM

anymore, birds, carts, center, cooks, cruising, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, friends, golf, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, house, laugh, night, people, priceless, retarded, retardment, sneak, someday, teacher, visit, watches, wrecked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2010 10:21 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Golf and getting old

Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM

ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 10:22 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Holy in One

Started by bullfright, 20th February 2010 04:00 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:23 PM; by Scorp

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Happy new year to all woodworkers

Started by reemer, 1st January 2010 05:33 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 11:22 PM; by artme

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The mayonnaise jar and two cups of coffee

Started by Grumpy John, 31st December 2009 07:54 AM

agreed, attention, balls, box, car, children, class, coffee, critical, cups, empty, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonaise, mayonnaise, pay, pebbles, picked, poured, professor, remained, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:34 AM; by Foo

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Elderly Golfers

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2009 07:57 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:37 PM; by rrich

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Alan's golf handicap

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:46 PM

alan, alans, alongside, ball, biggest, close, game, golf, hacking, handicap, hit, holes, pro, standing, trainer, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2009 09:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Golf balls

Started by WoodJunky, 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM

balls, beautiful, blonde, bulging, bus, continued, curiosity, deeply, elbow, finally, front, glances, golf, hurt, minutes, pockets, puzzled, sat, tennis, thinking, time

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 09:00 PM; by WoodJunky

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todays email joke

Started by Calm, 23rd October 2009 03:33 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2009 05:18 PM; by Ozkaban

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Where is the sin bin?

Started by Tankstand, 22nd June 2009 05:50 PM

bin, bought, clubs, confession, d2tsup, excusedoh, flat, golf, golfingrolleyes, horrid, ikea, machinery, pack, precious, set, sin, stuffc, swmbo, time, trade

Replies: 5
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 07:35 AM; by Tankstand

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This will get you thinking.

Started by rosewood, 9th April 2009 03:59 PM

200, dohif, golf, holes, is-----, thinking

Replies: 4
Views: 2,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2009 08:36 AM; by rosewood

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Lies, lies and more lies.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2009 09:01 PM

allan, barry, cheats, golf, john, lies, play, replied, responded, scorecard, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 09:57 PM; by Bluegum

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Golf n Woodwork

Started by wheelinround, 21st February 2009 08:14 AM

cutting, daily, golf, mail, slabs, woodwork

Replies: 4
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 05:06 PM; by AlexS

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Will I Live to be 80

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:14 PM

%#$t, age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, doctor, drive, eat, fast, frequently, gamble, golf, hiking, home, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, rib-eye, ribs, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tennis, time, unhealthy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:22 PM; by ant75s

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G-day from Iowa

Started by bjketels, 1st December 2008 02:44 PM

brad, busy, follow, forward, g-day, gathering, gday, golf, information, iowa, months, projects, questions, site, slowly, snowing, supplies, tools, winter, woodworking

Replies: 9
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2008 10:25 PM; by wheelinround

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G'Day from Sunshine Coast Qld

Started by The Toolexchang, 21st November 2008 06:43 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2008 07:15 AM; by artme

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