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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

New member from NZ

Started by Snapperhead, 24th September 2013 08:36 AM

286570286571286572, artisan, builder, building, casting, chore, copper, dies, engineer, enjoyable, feels, focusing, folks, forum, foundry, intro, join, member, pattern, peace, resource, sand, tall, timber, time, times, tooling, toy, underway

Replies: 6
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2013 10:26 AM; by BamBam53

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Digital never dies............

Started by Big Shed, 16th June 2012 12:20 PM

article, dies, digital, found, legacy, provoking, reach

Replies: 13
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2012 11:52 PM; by dabbler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's so utterly sad when an old friend dies

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2012 05:10 PM

attached, boots, dies, finally, friend, friends, killed, moondog, read, renovateforum.com, sad, thread, thumbnails, utterly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Golf Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd November 2010 09:32 AM

ball, chooses, desires, dies, disappears, dribbles, drink, ease, eyes, golf, grass, hard, hit, hole, hooks, land, master, miles, poem, pup, refuses, slices, sorrow, soul, swear, swim, tiny, tomorrow, whim, whimper

Replies: 4
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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He who dies with the most tools wins ... then what?

Started by rsser, 27th April 2010 12:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, alerted, allocate, common, contents, dies, dispose, drafted, estate, flatwork, handing, inherit, kids, lawyer, partner, principle, range, resources, risks, shares;, simple, sons, stuff, testamentary, tools, trusts, unequal, wads, wills, wins

Replies: 23
Views: 3,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2010 10:05 AM; by metester

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

5 Way Gang and Wall plate for TV

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th October 2009 05:10 PM

buy, cabel, cable, cat, cheers, confused, dies, drill, ethernet, excuse, expecting, extra, floor, foxtel, guy, hell, holes, inserts, plate, plates, read, renovateforum.com, replacing, require, seth, thread, timber, unscrewing, wall, web

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Rats

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th February 2009 12:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

kids one liners

Started by Gingermick, 24th November 2008 09:27 PM

bath, daughter, dies, kids, liners, teddy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 10:12 AM; by Vernonv

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

R.I.P Reg Varney

Started by wheelinround, 17th November 2008 02:39 PM

benny, buses, dies, electrical, engineers, entertainer, hall, hill, joined, music, r.i.p, reg, rip, royal, star, varney, war, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 02:39 PM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Whipper Snipper Breakdown

Started by nuffy, 25th April 2008 06:16 PM

applied, appreciated, attempt, bit, breakdown, casing, choke, coincidence, covering, dies, fine, idle, momentarily, motor, oil, prior, remnants, revs, slowly, snipper, start, starts, top, trouble, whipper

Replies: 13
Views: 11,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 07:53 AM; by Ivan in Oz

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Idea

Started by Nuggett, 18th March 2008 10:25 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 06:09 PM; by MALPT

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THE GARDEN SHED

toilet joke

Started by Tonyz, 7th November 2007 02:58 PM

ajoining, cubicles, dies, earlier, guy, guys, iam, joke, meeting, mens, mobile, read, rip, talk, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:34 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM

,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

International rules of manhood #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 10:47 AM

angelina, blouse, bosss, car, circumstances, cry, crying, dies, dog, game, heroic, hour, international, jolie, manhood, master, minutes, monent, rules, save, starts, teeth, unbuttoning, wrecking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:47 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Ant Rid PTSD

Started by dazzler, 5th February 2007 11:25 AM

ant, ants, bait, blame, counselling, dies, eats, fast, fat, hey, infects, instructions;, kills, live, mum, nest, packet, poor, ptsd, queen, read, rid, slow, stress, suffer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2007 08:40 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

2 Stroke engine trouble

Started by pcal, 22nd October 2006 12:23 AM

anchor, bit, boat, choke, dies, electrical, engine, frustration, half, hard, head, line, machine, minutes, move, promising, pull, pulling, restart, revs, save, shut, snapped, snipper, sounds, started, stops, stroke, tested, trouble

Replies: 6
Views: 9,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 03:00 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Peter Brock dies in accident

Started by bennylaird, 8th September 2006 04:24 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accident, brock, brockie, died, dies, heard, peter, rally, reports, targa, unconfirmed

Replies: 69
Views: 8,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 08:11 PM; by cub3

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Postponed Test

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2006 03:49 AM

college, dies, due, exam, final, funeral, gravedigger, insisted, pass, people, postponed, postponing, seminar, students, suspicious, test, told, town, week, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 03:49 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 6,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

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SAFETY

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Started by Ian007, 14th April 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addict/crim, advertiser, bit, bloke, body, break, broke, couple, crim, days, dead, diabetes, dies, drug, enter, freaked, home, house, ian, inside, meds, naked, owner, owners, police, read, reckon, roof, serves, todays

Replies: 24
Views: 2,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 10:44 AM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dominating women

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:56 AM

100, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, dominating, earth, god, heaven, image, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, miles, peter, proud, replied, son, sons, stand, stood, time, told, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 07:56 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Bouncers

Started by silentC, 22nd September 2005 12:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accosts, altercation, bouncer, bouncers, charged, chin, concrete, dies, difference, duty, falls, familiar, found, ground, guilty, head, hits, inside, manslaughter, patron, prison, punches, sound, subsequently, time, venue

Replies: 19
Views: 2,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2005 03:04 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gone to Heaven

Started by Tikki, 14th August 2005 05:33 PM

160, 160-km-long, ashamed, created, dies, dominated, earth, god, heaven, learn, line, lines, looked, mad, manage, mates, peter, proud, replied, saint, son, sons, stay, stood, time, told, whipped, wife, wives, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 10:14 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

An engineer dies and reports to hell....

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th July 2004 09:36 PM

air, answers, building, calls, conditioning, designing, dies, engineer, escalators, flush, god, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, starts, sue, telephone, there;, toilets, uproariously, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 09:36 PM; by Wayne Davy

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JOKES

Yet another blond joke

Started by clubbyr8, 15th February 2004 06:50 AM

2-4, bar, bartender, beautifully, begin, bit, blond, blonde, blondes, bought, centre, chanting, childs, cookie, curiosity, days, dies, dumb, framed, frenzy, fun, glasses, joke, monster, picture, puzzle, straight, table, ten, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 06:50 AM; by clubbyr8

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JOKES

The Mother-In-Law

Started by stephenmeddings, 21st January 2004 02:21 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, land, mother-in-law, motherinlaw, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 08:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

A little humor

Started by DonN, 29th July 2003 10:17 PM

$150, $5000, 2000, ago, body, burial, buried, bury, chance, cost, days, dead, dies, expense, explains, guy, holy, home, humor, land, mother-in-law, nice, rose, ship, undertaker, vacation, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2003 10:17 PM; by DonN

Forum:
JOKES

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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Can't take it With You

New member from NZ

Digital never dies............

It's so utterly sad when an old friend dies

Golf Poem

He who dies with the most tools wins ... then what?

5 Way Gang and Wall plate for TV

Rats

kids one liners

R.I.P Reg Varney

Whipper Snipper Breakdown

Idea

toilet joke

Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

International rules of manhood #2

Ant Rid PTSD

Scottish logic

2 Stroke engine trouble

Bono

Peter Brock dies in accident

Heaven

Postponed Test

Ladders

Crim dies while doing a break & enter

Dominating women

Bouncers

Gone to Heaven

An engineer dies and reports to hell....

Yet another blond joke

The Mother-In-Law

A little humor