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Just Like Mommy

Started by Rodgera, 1st August 2013 09:46 AM

announced, bathroom, grow, half, lady, make-up, mommy, mother, oil, putting, told, tomorrow, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 09:46 AM; by Rodgera

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Ethics

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd July 2013 12:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 01:01 PM; by Timless Timber

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Piano Tuner

Started by Rodgera, 14th April 2012 04:13 PM

announced, chest, complete, discovered, doorbell, exclaimed, front, house, lady, madam, neighbors, piano, porch, rang, replied, send, tool, tuner, workman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 04:13 PM; by Rodgera

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Communication is a wonderful thing

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2012 10:05 AM

advertised, ahhh, allan, announced, communication, couch, couple, days, ebay, finally, game, immediately, light, lost, mind, morning, people, probing, proudly, rang, reason, shown, strange, supposed, thing, told, watch, watchers, wonderful, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 10:05 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Coffee Encounter

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2011 11:05 AM

allan, announced, black, booth, clean, coffee, crumbs, cup, cups, days, diner, encounter, john, kitchen, looked, marched, menus, minutes, moisture, munruben, napkin, nasty, seat, shot, slid, table, waitress, wiped

Replies: 3
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 02:38 PM; by Handyjack

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A Little Scottish Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 29th January 2011 03:33 PM

agrees, announced, battered, burn, closely, comdom, condom, day, examined, forge, glen, handed, hill, huge, looked, lustily, marched, piper, pipes, playing, produced, regiment, repair, replaced, scottish, smith, sporran, story, street, torn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 03:33 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Benefit claims

Started by Woodwould, 9th November 2010 07:53 AM

announced, benefit, benefits, british, cameron, claim, claims, cut, david, difficult, effort, english, forms, intends, monday, national, printed, spending

Replies: 11
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2010 11:34 PM; by munruben

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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BP announced today

Started by groverwa, 1st July 2010 12:04 AM

announced, gulf, immediatley, leaking, mexico, oil, out.b, pipe, putting, ring, stopped, today, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2010 12:04 AM; by groverwa

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The end of The Bill

Started by beer is good, 29th March 2010 02:38 PM

?~nonono, announced, axed, beat, bill, britain, catastrophe, continues, demand, drama, end, era, horror, intervene, invade, itv, kevin, long-running, major, nights, perth, police, production, rudd, saturday, shock, watch

Replies: 12
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 08:41 AM; by Sparhawk

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anyone know when insulation prices will die down?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th September 2009 11:40 PM

announced, assuming, backlog, bit, cleared, die, drop, guys, ideas, insulated, insulation, mind, price, prices, putting, read, reason, rebate, renovateforum.com, roof, steep, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2009 11:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Financiial situation hits Japanese Banks

Started by Calm, 16th May 2009 10:31 AM

500, analysts, announced, bank, banks, black, chop, cutbacks, deal, feared, financiial, fishy, hit, hits, japanese, karate, ninja, nose-dived, raw, remain, report, reported, samurai, shares, sharp, situation, soldiering, staff, sushi, suspended

Replies: 0
Views: 895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2009 10:31 AM; by Calm

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School Theatre

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2009 08:59 PM

acting, announced, appointment, billy, billys, day, dental, enthusiastically, father, giving, hed, knowing, married, picked, play, roles, school, son, speaking, theatre, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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Monkey Business

Started by Barry_White, 23rd February 2009 08:57 PM

$10, $35, $50, 97210, announced, assistant, bailout, boss, bought, business, buy, cage, catching, clearer, collected, economy, effort, lots, monkey, monkeys, plan, reinvigoration, returns, rudds, sell, started, street, supply, understanding, villagers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 08:57 PM; by Barry_White

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Revenue Collecting?

Started by Rossluck, 12th November 2008 02:10 PM

addition, announced, budget, call, collecting, connection, cynical, dramatic, drop, effected, fewer, fined, fines, government, headlight-flashing, people, qld, radar, reduce, revenue, road, roadside, save, suggested, toll, traffic, traps, unmarked, vans, warnings

Replies: 5
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 10:54 AM; by damian

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Financial crisis hits Japanese banks

Started by jmk89, 21st October 2008 09:46 AM

500, analysts, announced, bank, banks, black, chop, crisis, cutbacks, deal, feared, financial, fishy, hit, hits, japanese, kamikaze, karate, ninja, nose-dived, raw, report, reported, samurai, shares, sharp, soldiering, staff, sushi, suspended

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2008 11:07 AM; by Groggy

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Barry's neighbour's dog.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2008 02:05 PM

allan, announced, barking, barry, barrys, bed, dog, door, finally, hours, jumped, lying, missus, neighbour, neighbours, replied, sleep, wife, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 09:12 PM; by joe greiner

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What Do You Think?

Started by Metal Head, 25th May 2008 06:37 PM

announced, archaic, armed, article, barbaric, beheaded, bin, carried, contemplating, convicted, country, criminals, deterant, executions, feel, feels, finished, illegal, ministry, persons, public, rape, reading, record, riyadh, robbery, saudi, ultra-conservative, watching, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 09:05 AM; by Check twice!

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Stage play

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:14 PM

actor, allan, announced, barry, calendar, effort, fancied, fifty, john, married, mate, months, persisting, play, pleased, proudly, secured, speaking, stage, stole, time, upcoming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 05:31 PM; by kekemo

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How It All Works

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th April 2008 11:33 AM

$10, $35, $50, absence, announced, assistant, assistent, behalf, bought, buy, cage, catching, city, collected, exchange, forest, harder, monkeys, returns, rounded, savings, sell, started, stock, supply, thousands, told, understanding, villagers, works

Replies: 6
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 08:39 PM; by echnidna

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Austrlalia's new shoe policy

Started by Greg Ward, 13th January 2008 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

announced, australia, austrlalia, austrlalias, believers, buy, forced, greg, half, legged, liberal, million, minister, policy, population, prime, shoe, shoes, true, unshod, vote, votes

Replies: 26
Views: 3,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 04:50 PM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

News from Apple

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th January 2008 06:25 AM

$499, $599, announced, apple, breakthrough, breast, breasts, chip, complaining, computer, computers, considered, cost, develped, happy, iboob, implants, listening, major, music, news, play, staring, store, women, womens

Replies: 8
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:34 PM; by tea lady

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Bank deposit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM

allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:04 PM; by munruben

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Hymn #365

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:20 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, temperance, whiskey, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 11:07 PM; by nev25

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Japanese economy

Started by Groggy, 29th November 2007 11:10 AM

500, analysts, announced, bank, branches, building, chop, deal, economy, feared, fishy, hit, japan, japanese, kamikaze, karate, northern, nose-dived, raw, report, rock, run, sale, shares, society, song, staff, sushi, suspended, uncertainty

Replies: 4
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 05:55 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Hymn #365

Started by Barry_White, 25th October 2007 10:02 PM

#365, air, announced, beer, cautiously, closing, complete, completing, emphasis, finally, fist, gather, hoot, hymn, laughing, leader, minister, pour, river, sat, sermon, shaking, sing, smile, song, stood, suspect, temperance, wine, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 09:32 AM; by munruben

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Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Women drivers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd September 2007 03:05 PM

announced, arm, arrived, car, commended, criticize, day, details, drivers, driving, fine, home, note, parking, proudly, shopping, suspicious, wifes, wiper, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 03:06 PM; by wheelinround

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This bloke was a wise old woody!!!

Started by Rodgera, 5th August 2007 09:22 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 08:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What is going on in Tasmania?

Started by woodbe, 9th April 2007 04:37 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

animals, announced, appalls, apparently, bit, carbon, continue, de-forestation, federal, fire, government, lands, magnificent, money, native, overland, plan, planted, practice, preventing, smoke, species, spend, tasmania, timber, track, trading, walking, woodchip, world

Replies: 92
Views: 12,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2007 06:07 PM; by ozwinner

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Can't stop laughing...

Started by Shedhand, 23rd January 2007 04:34 PM

announced, auditioning, bass, crowded, dddd, dear, drummer, drummers, failed, finn, frontman, hahahahahahahahahha, hahhahaha, hhahahahahahaha, hooo, house, hurts, laughing, lol, neil, players, re-forming, stop, versa, vice

Replies: 7
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 05:48 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Apple iPhone

Started by woodbe, 12th January 2007 09:28 PM

all-dancing, all-singing, announced, apparently, apple, australia, belongs, bit, cisco, companies, enjoyed, fancy, flashy, gadget, heard, iphone, lawsuit, mobile, phone, target, tech, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 11:02 AM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Last day at work

Started by Iain, 22nd December 2006 07:10 AM

1pm, 3pm, announced, bit, day, enthusiastic, finished, gods, lunch, moon, plans, reckon, riot, training, troops, wednesday, work

Replies: 13
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2006 07:19 AM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

$60million for clean energy

Started by zenwood, 1st November 2006 10:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$60, $60million, $90, 2/3rds, announced, announcing, australian, chaplains, clean, days, energy, fund, government, million, position, projects, promoting, religion, schools

Replies: 16
Views: 2,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 11:20 AM; by Studley 2436

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cool Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 25th August 2006 07:49 PM

announced, clerk, coffee, cool, cubes, cup, delay, drink, drive-thru, fast-food, finally, frustrated, ice, melting, pulled, quickly, restaurant, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2006 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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Landis B sample positive

Started by Daddles, 8th August 2006 12:14 PM

analysis, announced, announcing, anti-doping, cycling, days, drugs, enhancing, exogenous, floyd, france, irms, jeff, jones, landis, legal, line, news, performance, phonak, positive, ratio, result, results, sample, team, test, testosterone, tour, uci

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2006 12:14 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Engineers

Started by Baz, 21st July 2006 03:22 PM

announced, base, blonde, bolts, eighteen, engineers, feet, flagpole, height, inches, irish, ladder, laid, length, loosened, measure, measurements, mick, paddy, pocket, pulled, purse, spanner, standing, supposed, tape, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 08:08 PM; by Bluegum

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Two buried Miners found alive!

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2006 09:32 PM

ago, alive, announced, buried, days, ecstatic, families, found, guy, miners, minutes, newsbreak, pity, rescue

Replies: 13
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Drug Names

Started by MarkV, 13th October 2004 11:15 PM

acetaminophen, advil, aleve, amoxicillin, amoxil, announced, considered, dixafix, drug, drugs, fda, generic, ibepokin, ibuprofen, mycoxafailin, mycoxafloppin, mydixadrupin, mydixadud, mydixarizin, names, naproxen, pharmacology, settled, tylenol, viagra

Replies: 14
Views: 3,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 05:55 PM; by doug the slug

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Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

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Internet Service Providers.

Started by Termite, 5th December 2005 06:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$39.95/month, 10.01, 200.25, 400mb, announced, bigpond, changed, charge, charging, dollar, download, email, excess, extra, free, gig, including, internet, internode, limit, mad, period, providers, recieved, service, telling, tomorrow, upgraded, uploads, yourself-

Replies: 21
Views: 2,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2005 04:19 AM; by barnsey

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I'm OUTRAGED

Started by Daddles, 15th September 2005 11:56 PM

announced, australias, bachelors, bah, cripes, dammit, desirable, eligable, humbug, list, mad, model, outraged, perfection, physical, provocation, rational, recognise, richard, single, tiki, time, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 03:29 PM; by lesmeyer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Fire Dept

Started by Landseka, 4th August 2005 01:28 PM

announced, chemical, chief, company, department, departments, dept, engines, extinguished, fighters, fire, firemen, flames, formulas, grateful, irish, local, middle, parked, plant, president, rushed, saved, secret, short, sleek, time, timers, truck, volunteer

Replies: 1
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 03:33 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

RIP Les Miller

Started by AlexS, 7th June 2005 01:30 PM

abc, abcs, announced, associate, australian, complete, editor, excellent, founding, guild, half, hope, humour, les, livelihood, miller, nsw, obituary, owe, passed, post, rip, sense, teacher, weekend, wicked, woodies, woodwork, woodworker, woodworkers

Replies: 14
Views: 4,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 11:46 PM; by rick_rine

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

the Hypnotist

Started by Breslauer, 29th April 2005 03:10 AM

announced, antique, audience, beautiful, claude, coat, electric, excitement, hypnotist, hypnotists, hypnotize, intend, invite, people, pocket, stage, trance, unlike, watch, withdrew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 03:10 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Thanksgiving.... here????

Started by gemi_babe, 14th April 2005 12:32 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

america, americans, announced, bit, celebrate, celebrating, child, choice, commercialised, day, easter, eat, film, heard, job, mad, offend, quality, reality, scares, shift, spend, stay, thanksgiving, time, usa, valentines, warm, worse, wrong

Replies: 43
Views: 3,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 12:25 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Nurse..........

Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM

announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:32 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Mark Latham Resignation

Started by simon c, 18th January 2005 03:27 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

absolutely, alp, announced, categorically, health, latham, leader, mark, news, politics, quoting, resignation, simon, thread, update

Replies: 35
Views: 3,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2005 08:34 PM; by Baz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Great News for Ansett

Started by Dave in Cairns, 29th September 2001 02:45 PM

airline, airlines, announced, ansett, corporate, dick, excited, firmly, great, kev, news, rename, sights, slogan, smith, virgins

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2001 02:45 PM; by Dave in Cairns

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