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Scared the &^%* out of me !!!!!

Started by Arry, 18th August 2012 09:11 PM

####, and%, ate, biting, blade, continued, fell, horrific, idiot, larger, metal, middle, noise, nut, piece, plate, pretty, rod, scared, shed, shelves, speed, standing, tablesaw, thinking, threaded, throat, washer, washers, wrong

Replies: 13
Views: 2,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2012 01:55 PM; by Robomanic

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SAFETY

What do you think of this?

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th June 2011 08:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

a%holes, attention, attract, cake, chair, coffee, completely, decided, description, future, handle, ignorant, loml, phil, phils, rays, ready, sitting, situation, snot, stopped, stuffing, suggestions, t%rd, table, testicles, throat, treat, wheel, whilst

Replies: 17
Views: 2,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2011 08:47 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

Started by Woodgrub, 20th April 2011 08:23 AM

activate, activated, appreciated, baby, baby’s, bringing, caesarean, compromise, cough, dear, desperate, entered, finish, furniture, have;, hooping, i’m, odour, possibly, pregnant, remove, solution, stomach, throat, urgent, varnish, weeks, wife, wound, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 4,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 07:06 PM; by Woodgrub

Forum:
FINISHING

My profile

Started by S Cooper, 26th March 2011 07:09 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2011 08:39 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Connecting Generator to House

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th April 2009 11:40 PM

allowing, board, connection, cowboys, electrical, frowned, generator, house, involve, involved, jump, lead, licensed, male, plug, power, proper, properly, read, renovateforum.com, rest, run, setting, sort, sparkie, suggestion, thread, throat, till, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 11:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Irish Army

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM

100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

stringer size

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd February 2009 08:30 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 2,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 08:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Girls Night Out Story

Started by WoodJunky, 21st May 2008 10:47 PM

cleared, clock, coffee, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, escape, farted, giggled, girls, hallway, home, husband, midnight, morning, night, pissed, smashed, solution, story, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, whew

Replies: 1
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 11:16 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

A whale of a story

Started by Rodgera, 24th April 2008 12:16 PM

girl, heaven, hell, human, impossible, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, story, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Ice cream flavours

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 03:51 PM

allan, barry, calendar, chocolate, clearing, cream, employee, flavours, husky, ice, laryngitis, local, months, raspy, replied, shop, sneezed, stole, strawberry, throat, vanilla, violently, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:00 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Another drunk

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 01:16 PM

ahem, arrival, bloody, catholic, church, clears, confessional, drunk, knockin, knocks, loudly, lurches, mate, paper, priest, resident, sits, sound, staggers, theresh, throat, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 01:16 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Kids and safety

Started by Bluegum, 26th February 2008 08:58 PM

30mm, aid, bloke, company, coughed, cought, couple, eye, eyes, found, glad, head, kids, leave, lesson, listened, litlle, lying, missing, months, packets, safety, screw, screws, spat, starting, sunday, throat, times, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 01:33 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
SAFETY

clock

Started by Elbow, 27th February 2008 03:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 03:28 PM; by Elbow

Forum:
JOKES

Hicks's Handy Hint #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th January 2008 12:08 PM

bioling, blockage, choking, cube, cup, handy, hicks, hickss, hint, ice, instantly, pour, remove, simply, throat, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 12:08 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Road kill

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 12:12 PM

amazed, barry, bottle, box, bump, car, contents, discovered, driving, fix, glove, hare, hares, home, immediately, jumped, kill, late, night, potion, poured, replied, restorer, returned, road, run, scampered, strong, throat, wheelin

Replies: 2
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 09:10 PM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Teacher and the whale

Started by munruben, 1st November 2007 04:33 PM

girl, heaven, human, human;, impossible, irritated, jonah, mammal, physically, reiterated, replied, stated, swallow, swallowed, talking, teacher, throat, whale, whales

Replies: 6
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 11:09 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

How to louden your TS Blade

Started by BobL, 30th April 2007 12:58 AM

blade, blades, bought, chip, clearance, conventional, cutting, effect, experience, insert, lashed, louden, louder, low, makes, melamine, noise, plate, quiet, quiter, recently, replaced, rip, sound, surprisingly, throat, tooth, triple, upshot, variables

Replies: 11
Views: 2,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 01:27 AM; by BobL

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SAFETY

The Cuckoo clock

Started by Eddie Jones, 17th November 2006 08:51 AM

a.m, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, cuckoos, farted, giggled, girls, home, hours, husband, mad, margaritas, midnight, morning, night, passed, smashed, table, throat, time, times, told, totally, totals, tripped, wake, whew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 08:51 AM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Ireland Declares War On France

Started by Bob38S, 13th November 2006 10:19 AM

100, army, bar, bombers, calls, chirac, cleared, day, declares, equipment, france, increased, inform, ireland, jackie, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, silent, spoke, throat, ultra-light, war

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 10:19 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
JOKES

Has it come to this?

Started by Groggy, 23rd June 2006 03:17 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

10-cinema, ages, beat, busily, cameras, car, click, competely, complex, crossing, door, drive, fist, fools, front, head, ignoring, knee, lit, lock, moment, passing, people, police, shook, shove, speed, tempted, throat, walked

Replies: 30
Views: 3,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 04:16 PM; by Markw

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Women in leather

Started by Gra, 2nd April 2006 02:44 PM

beats, begins, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, ute, weak, wears, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 09:48 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Well done one and all

Started by ozwinner, 9th March 2006 09:20 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 09:59 PM; by Driver

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A woman in leather

Started by bennylaird, 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM

beats, begins, card, clothing, dry, heart, irrationally, knees, leather, mans, quicker, smells, throat, weak, wears, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:45 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Golf Safety

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 04:34 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Sleep Apnoea

Started by Daddles, 18th August 2005 11:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, air, airways, apnoea, arrr, asleep, compressor, feels, flamin, forward, hope, idea, mask, morning, nice, night, pumps, rotten, ruddy, scone, shagged, sleep, sort, spend, splint, straps, stuff, throat, wake, wear

Replies: 22
Views: 2,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2005 07:58 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Here, have a chuckle

Started by Dusty, 12th July 2005 09:41 PM

absent, actual, attend, bed, breed, chuckle, cold, daughter, excuse, fever, friday, gloria, gramps, jason, john, marines, mary, notes, p.e, paper, porch, school, sick, sore, spent, sunday, throat, tired, weekend, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:59 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

Australian Love Story

Started by Iain, 10th June 2005 05:29 PM

australian, bridge, daryl, day, dinkum, drives, driving, dya, eye, fair, gday, girlfriend, gonna, harbour, hears, kill, love, lump, meself, pregnant, real, root, shazza, sport, story, sydney, tear, throat, throw, top

Replies: 13
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2005 08:22 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

a poker player

Started by Cliff Rogers, 21st February 2005 10:28 PM

$500, abruptly, afternoon, agreed, bedroom, bob, bobs, closed, dressed, entering, friday, home, house, husband, jim, left, lump, p.m, player, poker, quickly, stop, sue, sum, surprised, table, throat, transaction, usual, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:38 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Cuckoo Clock

Started by silentC, 7th December 2004 09:16 AM

a.m, bit, cleared, clock, coffee, cuckoo, cuckooed, door, easy, farted, giggled, girls, headed, home, husband, innocent, loaded, midnight, morning, night, relief, table, throat, time, times, told, tripped, voice, whew, wide-eyed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2004 11:01 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

Stevie Wonder

Started by Christopha, 19th August 2004 07:11 PM

band, bery, blind, chord, clears, crowd, duke, enquires, famous, fan, finished, front, genius, gig, japanese, jazz, musical, play, playing, plays, reply, ruv, scroll, sing, song, starts, stevie, throat, tokyo, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 07:11 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Was 'Teak' my Problem???????

Started by BigPop, 15th November 2003 11:17 PM

ailment, asia, conjunctivitis, cure, dermatitis, dreaded, east, found, geez, half, irritation, light, loving, nausea, nose, past, plantations, problem, read, scrotum, sensitivity, south, swelling, teak, telling, thread, throat, time, tropics

Replies: 1
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2003 09:08 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Aussie Love Story

Started by Rod Waddington, 10th February 2003 04:24 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2003 04:24 PM; by Rod Waddington

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JOKES

Daughter rules

Started by Iain, 28th September 2001 06:10 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2001 05:01 PM; by Rod Smith

Forum:
JOKES

Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Night Out

Started by Iain, 18th June 2001 12:31 PM

a.m, beer, boys, cleared, clock, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, disturbed, drunk, easy, escape, f###, farted, giggled, home, hours, invited, morning, night, oclock, passed, promise, smashed, throat, time, times, told, whew, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2001 12:31 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Golf

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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Scared the &^%* out of me !!!!!

What do you think of this?

Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

My profile

Connecting Generator to House

The Irish Army

stringer size

Doctor's waiting room

Girls Night Out Story

A whale of a story

Ice cream flavours

Another drunk

Kids and safety

clock

Hicks's Handy Hint #2

Road kill

Teacher and the whale

How to louden your TS Blade

The Cuckoo clock

Ireland Declares War On France

Has it come to this?

Women in leather

Well done one and all

A woman in leather

Golf Safety

Sleep Apnoea

Here, have a chuckle

Australian Love Story

a poker player

Cuckoo Clock

Stevie Wonder

Was 'Teak' my Problem???????

Aussie Love Story

Daughter rules

Dog lovers unite.

Night Out

Golf