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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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John Skillin Timber Burls "Marketplace"

Started by Perfect Pens, 18th February 2014 11:43 PM

ago, alright, arrange, burl, burls, communication, contact, delivery, deposit, final, holiday, hope, john, johnskillin, locked, marketplace, mobile, overdue, paid, payment, post, prior, purchase, responded, skillin, slabs, thread, timber, tony, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 4,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2014 11:55 AM; by Perfect Pens

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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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Easy way to monitor responses?

Started by Timless Timber, 28th July 2013 05:54 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2013 12:56 PM; by steven

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Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 2,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

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Not getting email notifications

Started by LiliB, 17th July 2011 02:40 PM

access, comments, computer, couple, daily, email, lilib, months, notifications, people, rectified, respond, responded, rude, threads, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2011 04:26 PM; by chambezio

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Job Impressions

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2011 09:32 AM

bit, bunch, circus, clowns, colleague, confused, daughter, day, excited, expressed, fun, home, impressions, introduced, job, lot, meet, nice, office, responded, shy, spend, surprise, talked, time, treat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2011 09:32 AM; by Rodgera

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Unmistaken identity

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2011 05:15 PM

abusing, allan, bar, cop, funny, identity, idiot, immediately, insufferable, it.d, kissed, leaned, p.s, rage, ray, responded, rude, screamed, seated, sound, staring, sue, time, unmistaken, verbally, wheelinaround, whilst, wife, woman, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2011 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

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Grin and Bear it.

Started by bullfright, 20th April 2011 05:14 PM

animal, bear, camp, completely, czech, decided, female, finally, found, grin, grizzly, incident, international, killed, male, means, missing, party, ranger, ravaged, responded, russian, scientist, scientists, search, sign, study, told, trail, yellowstone

Replies: 6
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Never Assume Anything!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM

airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2011 09:00 PM; by AlexHW

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Potential Juror

Started by Rodgera, 18th February 2011 12:21 PM

acting, answering, approach, assault-and-battery, attorney, courtroom, defendant, defense, drama, english, excused, grammar, guess, juror, mugged, potential, prosecutor, questions, quipped, responded, shot, sitting, teach, teacher, theatre, victim, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 09:15 AM; by AlexHW

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A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

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50th anniversary

Started by groverwa, 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM

25th, 50th, amazing, anniversary, assembled, besta, giuseppe, gonna, husbands, inspiration, italy, iva, marriage, money, nicea, pick, planning, priest, proudly, replied, responded, seminars, session, spenda, stay, tooka, treat, week, weekly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 11:30 PM; by groverwa

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Never assume

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM

air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:05 PM; by tea lady

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Capital Punishment

Started by joe greiner, 15th February 2010 10:22 PM

capital, couldn’t, directions, doorbell, feelings, harry, homeowner, hope, house, hurting, i’m, life, lost, mogul, nearby, piano, player, politician, president, punishment, rang, responded, s.o.b, s.o.b.”, truman, truman.”, whorehouse, “but

Replies: 2
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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subscribing to posts

Started by Enfield Guy, 8th January 2010 05:48 PM

automatically, change, check, choice, control, e-mails, indicating, logging, opt, panel, posts, receive, respond, responded, subscribed, subscribing, thread, times, user

Replies: 7
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2010 11:14 AM; by Enfield Guy

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Fires of Hell

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:32 PM

awakened, blinds, closed, doctor, drawn, failed, fighting, fire, fires, hell, huge, operation, patient, responded, street, surgeon, wake

Replies: 3
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 11:29 AM; by Rum Pig

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Puritans

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2009 06:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2009 06:17 PM; by Rodgera

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Too intense

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2009 10:40 AM

allan, astronomically, billions, camping, day, fine, galaxies, god, holiday, insignificant, intense, john, knocked, meteorogically, millions, munruben, nod, planets, potentially, ray, replied, responded, sky, stars, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wallan, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:09 AM; by wheelinround

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Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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Just lion about this

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2009 05:12 PM

allan, anne-marie, car, couple, entrance, gate, inside, instructed, instructions, john, keeping, lady, lion, lions, munruben, park, photos, protested, queensland, reached, responded, surrounded, tea, times, usual, visiting, winder, window, windows, wound

Replies: 2
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 05:29 PM; by Calm

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More good service

Started by ToothFairy, 28th April 2009 12:38 PM

2tsuptime, advice, delivered, dremel, due, fitted, gear, good, looked, lot, makings, michael, mts, outfits, photos, promptly, public, pws, queries, recommend, responded, router, service, supplied, table

Replies: 3
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 07:32 PM; by mjmjm

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Lies, lies and more lies.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2009 09:01 PM

allan, barry, cheats, golf, john, lies, play, replied, responded, scorecard, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 09:57 PM; by Bluegum

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Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly :)

Started by gawdelpus, 3rd February 2009 09:08 PM

beer, cleanest, e-mail, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, joke, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 09:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Tecumseh spare parts

Started by whitewood, 23rd January 2009 08:08 AM

availability, buying, check, confirm, equipment, forum, fuel, future, information, jet, listed, main, months, motor, mowing, parts, position, powered, properly, real, responded, response, site, sort, spare, stock, stocked, tecumseh, tescumseh, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 3,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2009 07:56 AM; by whitewood

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Pacific Island Rescue

Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 08:52 PM

aback, answer, baptist, chance, death, die, doomed, food, friend, grabbed, island, listen, pacific, pastor, plane, repeat, repeated, rescue, responded, returned, shook, slow, survival, telling, time, tithe, uninhabited, unruffled, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 01:06 PM; by rrich

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balloonist

Started by texx, 13th January 2009 10:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 10:40 PM; by Wood Borer

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The great catholic-jewish debate

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:41 PM

apple, catholicjewish, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, great, ground, hed, italy, jewish, jews, leave, met, pope, pulled, rabbi, raised, remind, responded, sat, spoke, stay, told, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 08:41 PM; by Barry_White

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Jury Selection

Started by Rodgera, 7th November 2008 03:31 PM

begin, called, certainty, dan, expressed, formed, holder, honor, judge, juror, jurors, jury, married, murder, opinion, potential, preparation, process, property, prospective, publicized, replied, responded, selection, session, single, stated, tiresome, trial, twenty

Replies: 1
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2008 06:22 PM; by chrisb691

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One for the "tea lady"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd November 2008 12:31 PM

absolutely, afternoon, allan, complain, day, heard, lady, responded, tea, tea lady, terrible, weak, woodie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2008 09:19 AM; by tea lady

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Phone Service

Started by Rodgera, 30th September 2008 06:36 PM

advantages, call, cheapest, classmates, collect, cost, ctc, debating, distance, found, lamenting, offered, optus, phone, plan, relative, responded, service, telstra, university, vodafone

Replies: 0
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 06:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Loose change

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM

$144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:32 PM; by joe greiner

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Munruben store

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th July 2008 08:51 PM

allan, answered, bed, items, john, munruben, nah, night, noticed, pyjamas, replied, responded, store, storekeeper, time, unpacking, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 08:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Engineer v Manager

Started by Rodgera, 26th July 2008 03:28 PM

air, altitude, balloon, balloonist, bit, correct, degrees, engineer, excuse, expect, fault, friend, hot, idea, information, lost, manager, meet, met, position, promise, promised, realized, reduced, replied, responded, shouted, solve, technically, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2008 01:56 PM; by Ozkaban

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The Pope And The Rabbi

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th July 2008 09:14 AM

apple, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, ground, head, held, holding, italy, jewish, jews, leave, pope, produced, rabbi, raised, remind, represent, responded, spoke, stay, told, trinity, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 1
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 09:30 AM; by Batpig

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Job Interview

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2008 08:12 AM

company, conversation, dead, executive, interview, interviewing, job, learn, living, personality, position, quickly, responded, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 11:21 AM; by Batpig

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Chinese laundry

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 11:49 AM

chinaman, chinese, clean, clothing, encloses, fed, finally, guy, laundry, note, paper, responded, sending, sends, soap, suggest, underpants, week, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 01:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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How do Others Feel?

Started by Wood Borer, 16th February 2008 10:22 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

age, behavior, car, disappoints, drive, driver, feel, grumpy, heard, helping, jack, newbies, pushing, recently, reguarly, respond, responded, responses, started, starter, takers, thread, threads, time, times, type, upset, valuable, wave, witty

Replies: 92
Views: 12,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 04:15 PM; by Metal Head

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Long Marriage

Started by Rodgera, 10th April 2008 01:08 PM

2tsup, amazing, decision, decisions, doh, happy, long, makes, marriage, married, met, proudly, replied, responded, secret, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 01:08 PM; by Rodgera

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Hyped up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 11:39 AM

allan, bloke, calendar, centre, continue, doctor, feel, hyped, medical, months, munruben, replied, responded, stole, teepee, tents, wigwam

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 01:20 PM; by echnidna

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Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Swimming problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2008 08:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, calendar, chrysler, fins, gliding, holiday, melbourne, months, outswim, pointer, problems, ray, reckon, replied, responded, royal, shark, shore, south, stole, swim, swimming, time, trouble, water, wave, white, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:45 AM; by pitbull

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Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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Accurate weather forecast

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2007 12:12 AM

absolutely, accurate, called, chief, cold, coldest, collect, collecting, coming, crazy, forecast, indians, meteorologist, national, people, prepared, replied, responded, scrap, service, society, taught, told, weather, weatherman, week, weeks, winter, winters’, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 02:47 PM; by pawnhead

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A True Story for the IT Types

Started by rrich, 12th September 2007 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

assure, attempt, center, client, commands, console, control, credit, data, determine, drive, enter, finally, happened, mcr, operator, produced, prompt, report, responded, responding, response, return, starts, story, system, terminal, true, types, words

Replies: 23
Views: 3,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 08:31 PM; by echnidna

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Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Blonde Handywoman

Started by Ruddigar, 12th July 2007 03:05 PM

$50, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, conversation, cynical, door, e-mail, finished, guess, handed, handywoman, house, husband, impressed, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realise, replied, responded, short, starting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 03:05 PM; by Ruddigar

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