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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A Den of Iniquity

Started by wheelinround, 19th February 2014 02:14 PM

act;, arise, attention, breath, car, cave, dash, den, drove, gazed, heavens, home, i/we, iniquity, injustice, jane, justice, max, mention, paying, pleasure, price, return, righteousness;, silence, sin, tempted, wickedness;, wonderful, [c14

Replies: 3
Views: 9,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2014 08:14 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Sound Insulation

Started by John Samuel, 4th October 2012 05:53 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

advice, americans, appearance, bit, breath, brought, current, cyclone, dust, enclose, extract, future, gratefully, hunting, ideas, insulation, intake, manufactured, material, plan, prices, products, purpose, quoted, received, rockwool, sharp, sound, specifically, workshop

Replies: 67
Views: 25,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2013 08:24 PM; by Colin62

Forum:
DUST EXTRACTION

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Grape Expectations

Started by Scott, 20th September 2013 01:52 PM

breath, expectations, grape, green, idiot, purple

Replies: 4
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2013 05:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Silicosis

Started by CMB, 29th May 2013 10:40 AM

breath, concrete, coughing, crystalline, cutting, developing, difficult, disease, dust, ensure, exposing, exposure, fine, health, inhalation, irreversible, lung, mask, measures, people, post, potential, quartz, respirable, risk, safety, severe, shortness, silica, silicosis

Replies: 2
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2013 11:42 AM; by A Duke

Forum:
SAFETY

Hannah Cabinet... WOW! (If you're near Canberra look at this thread)

Started by corbs, 24th May 2013 03:26 PM

breath, bungendore, cabinet, canberra, deserves, gallery, hannah, journey, link, lives, masterpiece, page, simply, taking, thread, times, wink, woodworks, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2013 09:16 AM; by corbs

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

No shed

Started by graemet, 26th September 2012 09:57 PM

55s, aaaaaggghh, bandsaw, bit, blokes, breath, community, downsizing, drill, garage, lot, mens, minute, moved, press, realise, recently, sawtable, severe, shed, storage, storeroom, swmbo, symptoms, tiny, triton, villa, village, withdrawal, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 08:35 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
THE SHED

Speaking of Planimeters

Started by bollie7, 23rd August 2012 10:20 AM

apologies, appreciae, bit, bollie7, breath, clean, dump, fair, fallen, foam, forum, hard, hold, investigating, legitimate, lid, limit, people, picture, planimeters, poor, price, quality, reduce, sell, size, speaking, suggestion, system, upload

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2012 10:47 AM; by simonl

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Has anyone got a "burnt-out" PowerMaster 10" Mitre Saw?

Started by Batpig, 22nd January 2009 05:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20, accuracy, batpig, belt-drive, breath, burnt-out, capacity, close-up, corner, dewalt, gents, including, metal, mitre, molten, motor, original, photo, possibly, postage, power, powermaster, question, rolleyesoo, rung, saws, still-good, switch, tucked, units

Replies: 21
Views: 8,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2012 04:52 PM; by Ira374261

Forum:
GENERAL & SMALL MACHINERY

Another health problem to overcome.

Started by Sturdee, 21st January 2012 04:32 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ago, austin, blocking, blood, breath, cancer, clinic, easily, found, health, heart, hospital, laboratories, lot, lung, noticed, outpatient, overcome, preparation, problem, prostate, pushing, respiratory, similar, specialised, stress, testosterone, tests, ultrasound, xray

Replies: 57
Views: 8,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 12:45 PM; by Foo

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

Banksia's last Breath

Started by Esrom, 16th May 2012 12:40 AM

1st, 350, 400mm, approximately, banksia, banksias, base, breath, cheers, diameter, drop, exchange, ghost, height, inspired, love, meters, mill, payment, perth, post, posts, recently, removed, restart, southern, toobad, tree, trunk, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 09:20 PM; by Christos

Forum:
TIMBER

Kinda Off Topic

Started by stixman, 22nd April 2012 12:20 PM

100, 2nd, breath, catch, creek, drops, fall, farm, height, kinda, parents, peaceful, picture, relax, runs, search, sticks, topic, walking, water, wood, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2012 12:20 PM; by stixman

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Douglas Shaper

Started by lamestllama, 26th February 2012 02:00 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

acquired, and/or, box, breath, cross, douglas, effort, eric, expect, handle, holding, inches, knee, leverage, lift, manage, manually, missing, offers, original, pull, question, required, shaper, spanner, supplied, travel, traverse, vise, waiting

Replies: 41
Views: 5,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2012 01:13 AM; by Dave J

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Trip back from SHARK'S...

Started by kekemo, 27th October 2011 12:40 PM

bad, boat, breath, denham, drive, flooding, glad, heart, holiday, house, idiots, mmm, omg, painting, relax, road, rubber, scenes, shark, sharks, sons, south, taking, time, trip, truckies, weather, windscreen, wipers, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2011 08:47 PM; by BobL

Forum:
PHOTOGRAPHY

Any chance of a favour?

Started by Anorak Bob, 25th January 2011 12:16 PM

appreciative, attachments, bob, breath, cast, chance, cross, drawing, favour, greatly, handle, holding, imagine, iron, locking, missing, owners, piece, prepared, provide, response, rough, slide, taper, wondering

Replies: 11
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2011 10:51 AM; by HavinaGo

Forum:
THE HERCUS AREA

Wet tricks

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:04 PM

beautiful, blonde, breath, champion, climbed, decided, demonstrations, diving, endurance, incredible, jumped, lady, lay, learn, lengths, liverpool, marry, mersey, met, olympic, pool, prostitute, seventy-five, sidesof, started, swimmer, told, towel, tricks, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2011 11:04 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Breath Deep

Started by wheelinround, 13th December 2010 09:42 PM

baked, breath, cakes, christmas, days, deep, fresh, fruit, grandma, handed, jurds, recipe, soaked, wafting

Replies: 5
Views: 2,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2010 02:15 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
COOKING

Feeder motor for a WMS Wide Belt Sander

Started by dumbdog213, 3rd October 2010 05:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2010 06:08 PM; by Chesand

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - POWERED

Ski touring NZ glaciers, August

Started by rsser, 6th May 2010 09:15 PM

alpine, august, bit, breath, call, coast, country, cruised, day, days, flew, fly, glacier, glaciers, guided, hut, lower, mountain, permitting, pic, pick-up, run, saddle, ski, skinned, time, touring, tours, view, weather

Replies: 8
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2010 02:24 PM; by rsser

Forum:
TRAVEL

Slipway material

Started by zuffen, 26th April 2010 07:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

750kg, additionally, alternatives, appreciated, boat, bolt, breath, causing, ect, fishplates, gauge, hold, length, lengths, line, looked, material, material/size, metre, migration, move, nickel, plan, rail, sleeper, slipway, sort, stainless, weigh, welding

Replies: 19
Views: 5,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2010 07:19 PM; by ian

Forum:
TRAILERS & OTHER FABRICATED STUFF

Aussie Poem

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th February 2010 09:03 AM

aussie, bank, bloke, bloody, breath, call, caught, check, cocky, dam, day, death, ewe, fleece, gratitude, hang, hed, hot, jocks, local, pay, poem, rep, round, saving, shed, stock, stopped, water, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2010 12:13 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 07:47 PM

ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calloused, calluses, diet, feet, fragile, frail, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2009 11:19 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Calm in training

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM

allan, bacchus, ballarat, bloke, breath, bull, calm, close, collapsed, david, depart, doors, doorway, fit, floor, lurched, mallee, marsh, missed, noel, remarked, replied, running, seat, sitting, suddenly, train, training, watson, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 09:37 AM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Insulation and breathing timber floors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th August 2009 01:20 PM

aircell, avoid, babies, batts, breaks, breath, bulk, chook, easily, expensive, floor, floors, groove, insulation, involves, joists, laying, list, ooh, planks, ply, read, renovateforum.com, rodents, ruled, sheeting, stapling, sub-floor, thread, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2009 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Sub-Floor Insulation under floorboard - Good Idea?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th August 2009 09:50 PM

advantageous, batts, benefits, breath, cold, cooling, drafts, eliminate, floor, floorboard, floorboards, gaps, idea, insulation, joins, oak, opinions, polished, read, renovateforum.com, space, strips, sub-floor, subfloor, summer, t&g, tassie, thinking, thread, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2009 09:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Hey from sydney

Started by dreilly, 13th July 2009 05:15 PM

attempt, breath, brisbane, cark, dream, escape, fill, fine, folks, forum, furniture, hey, hobbyist, living, mine, moving, poster, race, rat, read, spend, sydney, time, vain, watcher, woodworker

Replies: 11
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2009 10:35 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tweak your cap iron

Started by Thumbthumper, 27th April 2009 09:19 PM

1/2, achieved, advanced, bit, breath, cap, careful, check, clog, curve, dry, edge, figured, fine, frog, grades, held, iron, mirror, mouth, plane, sharp, shavings, shine, stroke, super, till, tweak, video, wet

Replies: 4
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2009 11:44 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

advocating, allan, beat, breath, confirmed, courthouse, death, divorce, dollars, double, forty, genie, half, happy, joke, left, mate, muttered, nasty, p.s, proceedings, replied, suddenly, ten, terribly, time, twenty, violence, wife, women

Replies: 1
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Removing concrete from colorbond

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th March 2009 07:10 PM

breath, colorbond, concrete, damaged, dried, holding, ideas, pressure, read, remove, removing, renovateforum.com, safely, success, thread, tools, washer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 07:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Goodbye granddad

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd February 2009 10:37 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

shed cleanup

Started by underfoot, 6th February 2009 05:44 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, bad, bite, breath, bullet, cleanup, convinced, de-motivator, demo, fresh, frustrating, growing, hours, ideas, knots, lying, pile, projects, reasons, rid, roughouts, round, shed, spent, start, stuff, unfinished, unsalvageable, yesterday

Replies: 15
Views: 3,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2009 04:37 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
WOODCARVING AND SCULPTURE

Mahatma Gandhi

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 05:33 PM

aro-d, ate, bad, barefoot, breath, calluses, cheers, diet, feet, fragile, frail, fred, gandhi, halitosis, hexed, impressive, mahatma, mystic, odd, produced, set, suffered, super-calloused, time, walked

Replies: 3
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 11:25 AM; by Gingermick

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Life

Started by DavidG, 3rd November 2008 05:38 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 05:50 AM; by underfoot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Gas Company

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2008 08:30 PM

alley, breath, challenged, company, figured, gas, gasping, hard, house, huffing, lady, meter, meters, neighborhood, outrun, parked, puffing, realized, replied, run, running, senior, servicemen, stopped, suburban, supervisor, trainee, training, truck, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2008 09:10 PM; by Gra

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Romantic first line

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM

0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:18 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Drunk Guy

Started by TheSandpaperMan, 13th August 2008 09:36 PM

act, bar, bloody, breath, chasing, collapses, creams, desperation, drunk, engine, evening, eventually, fast, fire, flashing, friday, gasping, guy, ice, immediately, lights, past, races, running, shouts, siren, staggers, starts, wailing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:36 PM; by TheSandpaperMan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Beginner Lathe

Started by browny, 11th March 2008 05:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

auctions, bargains.wouldnt, basically, beginner, breath, buying, costs, couple, current, distance, form, freight, hard, hold, input, lathe, local, means, moving, newcastle, paper, post, rare, sort, source, suggestions, thinking, unseen, waiting, worthless

Replies: 16
Views: 4,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:04 PM; by phelum

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

Mineral Silicate Paint

Started by frog_hopper, 3rd April 2008 04:03 PM

bond, breath, bricks, colourfastness, coming, crack, cured, durability, excellent, flake, flaking, forms, ground, inorganic, level, mineral, moisture, paint, paints, peel, porters, premium, providing, silicate, strong, structure, stuff, substrate, type, unparalleled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 02:01 PM; by frog_hopper

Forum:
PAINTING

Cinnamon & Honey

Started by wheelinround, 10th March 2008 09:59 AM

age, arthritis, body, breakfast, breath, cancer, cholesterol, cinnamon, cured, cures, daily, day, diseases, found, heart, honey, loss, morning, paste, patients, powder, regularly, stomach, strengthens, tablespoon, tablespoons, teaspoon, times, treated, water

Replies: 14
Views: 4,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 06:48 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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