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daffy duck

Started by MAPLEMAN, 21st December 2013 11:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 11:53 PM; by MAPLEMAN

Forum:
JOKES

A duck............

Started by Ruddy, 7th September 2013 08:36 AM

chicken, cross, duck, fred, hear, road, shouts, whoa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2013 04:23 PM; by rustynail

Forum:
JOKES

English vs American

Started by Bushmiller, 13th November 2012 10:43 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

american, bullets, called, confine, dado, duck, english, expect, gordons, gun, hopeful, housing, independency, issue, joints, loaded, maintain, market, markey, original, paul, plane, product, propose, sell, sit, terry, version, wink, woodworking

Replies: 32
Views: 5,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2012 10:18 PM; by rwbuild

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

How is this for a builder?

Started by SAISAY, 6th August 2012 02:41 PM

absolute, backdoor, bought, build, builder, builders, cheers, couple, day, duck, eat, found, free, gem, house, ingham, job, meet, mentioned, nice, payment, pieces, range, refused, remembered, surprise, timber, venison, wolffie, woodwork

Replies: 2
Views: 1,650

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2012 08:34 PM; by artme

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
JOKES

Be ready to duck when you tell this one

Started by A Duke, 1st January 2012 07:08 PM

difference, duck, oiled, quieter, ready, robot, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 08:06 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

Forum:
JOKES

Metaphors and Analogies

Started by bullfright, 13th July 2011 06:39 AM

636, 730, analogies, boxes, country, dog, duck, east, eclipse, fell, gently, glistened, hair, heart, hummingbirds, informant, lame, left, met, metaphors, mob, mph, p.m, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, teachers, traveling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2011 09:28 AM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Ducks in heaven !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 11th May 2011 11:03 AM

accidentally, admonishment, careful, chained, chains, day, deserve, duck, ducks, eternity, eyelashes, eyes, guy, handsome, happy, heaven, laid, manages, months, muscular, observed, peter, st.peter, step, stepped, stepping, steps, tall, ugly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2011 12:22 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Quack quack

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:09 AM

$1.49, bill, cashier, chapstick, drugstore, duck, quack, replies, thatll, tube, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 10:09 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Incra mitre guage when cutting at an angle

Started by Afro Boy, 30th September 2010 08:24 PM

adjust, angle, blade, causing, circles, couple, cut, cutting, dial, distance, doh, duck, edge, eyes, fly, freud, guage, hit, incra, math, mitre, shards, sitting, steel, stuff, thankfully, time

Replies: 13
Views: 2,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 08:32 PM; by Afro Boy

Forum:
SAFETY

Metaphors from NSW Year 12 English essays

Started by billbeee, 20th May 2010 10:49 PM

boxes, city, dog, duck, eating, eclipse, english, essays, fighter, fry, gently, hair, hot, hungry, jason, lame, maggots, met, metaphors, mind, nsw, pavement, phil, pinhole, plan, solar, spoke, steel, trap, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:33 AM; by stuffy

Forum:
JOKES

Duck into a bar.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2010 07:38 PM

allan, amazing, animals, bar, barman, beer, business, cages, caravans, card, circus, day, duck, enquired, heck, live, met, offer, pays, perform, performers, plasterer, recently, replied, ringmaster, sandwich, tent, told, town, usual

Replies: 5
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

The river.

Started by issatree, 9th November 2009 11:38 PM

duck, front, hope, jennifer, peter, risque, river, stops, swimming, tilt, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2009 11:38 PM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

Season's Greetings.

Started by artme, 21st December 2008 01:14 PM

beautiful, catching, cheer, christmas, duck, forums, life, sad, season, seasons, this.ddqq, tougher, up.rolleyesrolleyes, waikiki

Replies: 4
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 12:20 AM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Duck Plasterer

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2008 06:30 PM

barman, beer, business, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, handing, hey, job, live, marvelous, money, newspaper, paying, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sounds, tent, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,838

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 06:30 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

High School Metaphors

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 10:59 AM

accidentally, centipede, dog, duck, gently, hair, high, hurt, hurts, kph, lame, left, leg, legs, metaphorical, metaphors, missing, office, pavement, phil, plan, real, rusted, school, shut, simple, tongue, traveling, unlike, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 07:28 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Computer mouse for women.

Started by Toyboy, 28th April 2008 02:21 PM

aversion, based, carried, chelmsford, comfortable, designed, duck, feel, fits, found, hands, hillary, kent, lifestyle, mice, mouse, pcs, physical, psychological, reason, reported, research, scientists, standard, supposed, susan, type, water, woman, women

Replies: 9
Views: 2,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:43 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Duck in for a joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th April 2008 04:02 PM

allan, beer, calendar, day, duck, entered, feet, floor, irritated, joke, months, munruben, nail, nails, replied, sell, shopkeeper, stole, store, told, webbed, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Help with koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 11th April 2008 12:16 PM

600, black, board, cover, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 01:03 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Covering up a koppers log wall

Started by quile01, 10th April 2008 11:30 PM

600, black, board, cover, covering, duck, farmer, green, koppers, log, metre, modernise, paint, product, render/paint, sheeting, suggestions, teh, type, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 11:30 PM; by quile01

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Optimist and Pessimist

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 02:21 PM

agree, boat, continual, day, decided, discussion, dog, duck, found, friend, friends, hunting, immediately, lake, looked, middle, optimist, owned, pessimist, pessimistic, plan, replied, retrieved, shot, swim, thinking, topic, walk, walked, water

Replies: 0
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 02:21 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Is Wayne Carey Dead!

Started by rowie, 4th February 2008 09:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

carey, commited, dead, duck, heard, horses, morningfrom, mouth, news, nightoooooo, oosad, reports, suicide, unconfirmed, wayne

Replies: 16
Views: 3,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 12:27 AM; by prozac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The House Party

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th January 2008 12:33 PM

allan, arms, beer, chardonnay, duck, hostess, house, housemaid, john, local, party, pub, replied, soup, suppose, swinging, tender, warm, weekend, wonderful, yarning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 12:33 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

Forum:
JOKES

Duck

Started by Capt. Zero, 22nd September 2007 03:33 AM

Replies: 5
Views: 2,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 07:40 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Trust justified

Started by Daddles, 13th March 2007 09:51 PM

2tsup, boat, boatie, box, display, displayed, drool, duck, event, festival, flats, fondle, goolwa, handling, justified, marks, pick, planes, prominently, rewarded, richard, rolleyes, set, tent, trust, unmarked, visitors, wee, wiping, wooden

Replies: 2
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 09:49 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

colour

Started by MICKYG, 18th January 2007 11:12 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2007 11:12 AM; by MICKYG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Duck Hunters

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:29 PM

$560.00, black, confused, continues, decide, dog, duck, dynamite, fuse, grabs, guns, heard, hunters, ice, lab, lake, master, navigator, payments, run, scream, shot, shotgun, standing, stick, stop, swelling, takes, truck, wisconsin

Replies: 13
Views: 2,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:14 PM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Metaphors For The Ages

Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 01:55 PM; by ryanarcher

Forum:
JOKES

Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

Forum:
JOKES

great chimpt-ation Q 9 the ubeaut quiz

Started by Zed, 26th July 2006 08:25 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 24
Views: 3,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 09:46 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

dinner is served

Started by Wongo, 16th July 2006 04:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cashew, chicken, chinese, cook, corn, couple, dinner, dishes, duck, family, fried, hoi, hours, kitchen, meat, night, nuts, pancake, roasted, sauce, served, sin, skin, soup, spent, stir, veg, wife’s, wrapped

Replies: 26
Views: 2,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 05:44 PM; by Bodgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Broken Duck!

Started by Auld Bassoon, 12th November 2005 09:39 PM

barrier, broken, bucket, champersd, cheers, duck, mines, post

Replies: 6
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:41 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ashes lunch menu

Started by AlexS, 16th September 2005 07:15 PM

ashes, australian, bitter, cheese, closed, cricket, dessert, drinks, duck, english, fine, gold, grapes, green, hard, helping, humble, lunch, main, menu, pie, post, prime, selction, selection, sour, stuffing, thread, vegetables, whines

Replies: 1
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 09:33 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

For the Cat Lovers

Started by Barry_White, 10th September 2005 07:24 PM

cat, click, duck, eek, left, lovers, save

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2005 07:24 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

great weather for ducks

Started by goat, 30th August 2005 03:16 PM

answer, ball, bar, bartender, batting, day, dewey, duck, ducks, eyelashes, great, hows, huey, louie, lovely, nice, puddles, reply, walked, weather

Replies: 3
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

ducks

Started by Caliban, 22nd August 2005 10:15 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 11:19 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Boatbuilding at Timber and Working with Wood Adelaide

Started by Boatmik, 27th July 2005 11:26 PM

adelaide, boatbuilding, boatmik, boats, building, design, duck, fast, flat, friday, intensive, labour, michael, plans, possibilities, stand, starting, storer, styles, talk, timber, types, wood, wooden, working, www

Replies: 1
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2005 06:58 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
EVENTS

Cutting granite bench tops

Started by gnu52, 26th May 2005 09:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/2, advice, appreciated, auction, bench, bill, bought, confidant, cutter, cutting, duck, exists, feel, fit, fitted, granite, hard, hours, includes, inclusion, issue, kitchen, local, nearest, reno, rock, stock, stone, tops, underway

Replies: 18
Views: 7,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 09:09 PM; by johnc

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

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