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A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New 55mm lens

Started by Sawdust Maker, 8th October 2013 07:35 AM

55mm, abode, anytime, impressive, landing, lens, price, reading, received, specs

Replies: 1
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2013 08:09 AM; by Optimark

Forum:
PHOTOGRAPHY

Mundial Knives - Excellent or Rubbish?

Started by Scribbly Gum, 16th April 2010 07:24 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australian, break, cobblers, cork, details, distributor, dropped, drying, excellent, flat, forwarding, grateful, inquired, knives, landing, load, mundial, online, outlet, propose, quality, retail, rubbish, searched, set, sold, sounds, success, told, washing

Replies: 43
Views: 36,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2013 04:28 PM; by Stewie D

Forum:
COOKING

How to get to Mars

Started by Bushmiller, 24th January 2013 11:01 AM

aircraft, approach, belts, bils, body, bras, caption, category, close, cool, disgruntled, flights, happening, jumbled, landing, link, lot, mars, passenger, pattern, paul, people, prepared, scheduled, severely, sports, store, u-tube, yeah, youtube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2013 12:28 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Landing On Your Feet

Started by Scott, 26th September 2012 10:41 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2012 12:08 PM; by artme

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Months to go before I Woodwork

Started by Christos, 18th February 2012 08:57 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

17th, allowing, beijing, bit, celsius, china, cold, degrees, flight, home, landing, left, minus, months, night, person, plane, post, power, recovered, return, sleep, stage, sydney, temperature, thermals, time, turbulence, wearing, woodwork

Replies: 98
Views: 8,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2012 09:30 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Setting a buffing wheel on fire

Started by BobL, 18th February 2012 11:38 AM

1/4, bottles, buffing, burst, cloth, compounded, cutting, dull, flame, fluffed, glowing, grinder, landing, low, metal, piece, pump, range, red, setting, slightly, smoke, sparks, started, steel, touched, touching, trigger, waxed, wheel

Replies: 11
Views: 2,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2012 08:08 PM; by malb

Forum:
SAFETY

At last ... an original.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th January 2012 09:52 AM

allan, brekkie, continue, desperately, eating, education, fall, family, keen, landing, mat, money, morning, original, pocket, pole, purchased, reason, spent, strange, studies, thick, top, vaulter, whilst, youngster

Replies: 7
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2012 02:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Con-Census

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2011 09:27 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2011 10:28 PM; by hughie

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Laws of the Universe

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2011 12:32 PM

appointment, boss, coffee, commercial, cup, directly, doctor, doctors, dramatically, feel, flat, hot, increases, jelly, landing, law, laws, machine, probability, prove, result, sandwich, sick, sit, stay, stop, time, tire, universe, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 01:04 PM; by labr@

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Qantas

Started by rsser, 12th November 2010 10:39 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2010 08:51 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Spiked!!!

Started by artme, 10th July 2010 06:12 PM

asessed, brilliant, cracked, disoriented, drink, estonia, experience, fell, finishing, fit, floor, fly, lads, landing, left, life, low, mates, rest, result, rotten, someone?angfireangfire, sort, spend, spiked, sydney, time, vertebra, window, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2010 08:19 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

painting new external kwila stairs!

Started by pippo, 13th November 2009 09:10 PM

acrylic, coats, dim, dragging, external, heard, intergrain, kwila, landing, leave, lovely, mix, oil, outd, paint, painting, past, people, plan, planning, primer, recommend, sealing, sense, shame, stairs, suggest, timber, top, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 4,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 09:10 PM; by pippo

Forum:
FINISHING

Fire sale on ti tree

Started by Travis Edwards, 11th October 2009 07:42 PM

black, burnt, carrying, chance, cleaned, damn, dead, embers, fence, foot, landing, logs, lol, lot, luckily, neighbours, pics, post, redgum, roof, rubbish, safe, sale, saturday, shed, sound, time, tree, v-line, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2009 07:55 PM; by Travis Edwards

Forum:
SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Sub mains

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th September 2009 09:20 PM

allowable, board, circuit, inter, landing, mains, mid, read, renovateforum.com, stair, thread, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2009 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Oak veneer...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd July 2009 08:10 PM

carpet, crowded, detailed, fiddly, flooring, glue, joins, keen, landing, lay, level, love, method, nail, oak, option, pictures, plywood, price, product, reasonable, riser, sheet, sort, stairs, stuck, t/g, timber, tread, veneer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2009 08:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Abe & Esther

Started by Ed Reiss, 27th June 2009 09:23 PM

abe, answers, appeal, begged, beth, biggest, building, charity, cheque, crash, esther, forgive, fund, grabs, island, jewish, kiss, landing, month, pay, pledge, pulls, remember, responds, send, shaken, shalom, sweetheart, synagogue, united

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2009 09:23 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Instruments for Logging

Started by joe greiner, 25th March 2009 11:47 PM

add, angle, body, cheers, construction, direction, easier, enables, estimate, fall, felling, final, functions, height, instruments, landing, level, logging, makes, mirror, move, removing, sextant, sighting, simply, tape, taped, top, tree, trees

Replies: 9
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 01:30 AM; by robutacion

Forum:
TIMBER

ramp gradient

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

1.2, ?means, add, average, bloody, disabled, found, gradient, gradients, landing, metre, ramp, rise, screw, thks, time, top, wheelchair, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Australian Airline Attendants

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM

airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 09:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Helicopter down

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM

answered, cottage, dae, door, emergency, finally, flying, forced, hae, head, helicopter, island, knocked, landing, lost, luckily, macardle, mackay, mechanic, nae, nearby, pilot, power, remote, road, scottish, scratched, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 10:10 AM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Staircase problem and BCA

Started by Wildman, 3rd March 2008 11:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/4, 196mm, 210mm, 900mm, adjust, bca, build, council, degrees, depending, flight, inches, landing, limits, losing, lot, moving, outrageous, problem, regs, rise, rises, short, space, staircase, timber, time, top, walk, width

Replies: 25
Views: 6,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 01:41 PM; by Riley

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Thickness for small suspended slab???

Started by Make it work, 18th October 2007 10:06 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1mtr, 25mpa, 75mm, alan, brick, cheers, concrete, corners, door, edge, intend, landing, pour, question, reo, setting, slab, small, square, supported, suspended, thick, thickness, thin

Replies: 30
Views: 7,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 04:44 PM; by Make it work

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Uncharted Island

Started by munruben, 3rd February 2008 01:33 PM

abe, abie, american, answers, biggest, card, check, checks, crash, esther, express, forgive, forgot, grabs, island, kiss, landing, mastercard, month, pay, pbs, pledge, remember, responds, send, shaken, sweetheart, uncharted, visa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:20 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Domino joint design baluster

Started by foxhill, 31st January 2008 02:48 PM

32mm, 42mm, baluster, balustrade, base, building, continuous, design, domino, dominos, extra, hand, ideas, joint, landing, layout, left, mark, materials, mdf, optimum, post, rail, sheet, size, square, stair, steps, strength, weaken

Replies: 4
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 07:49 PM; by mistletoe

Forum:
FESTOOL FORUM

What are the odds, of a hamburger patty

Started by Matt88s, 23rd December 2007 12:51 PM

barking, bit, blocking, carrying, conclusion, dark, dogs, drove, easily, eat, falling, feet, fence, flashlight, hamburger, happened, harder, incriminating, landing, lastly, odds, patty, recalled, shed, sky, tree, van, view, walking, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 01:45 PM; by Matt88s

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Now opening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th November 2007 02:39 PM

airfield, allan, battered, bruised, bystander, decided, dying, ground, happened, hope, john, jumped, landing, lesson, munruben, opening, parachute, plane, replied, sunday, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:00 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Are you dinky di?

Started by pawnhead, 21st August 2007 04:20 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

australia, australian, australias, day, dinky, european, fair, federal, government, governor, head, john, kangaroo, landing, minister, national, party, political, premier, prime, queen, questions, red, settlers, sir, system, values, war, world, yellow

Replies: 48
Views: 4,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

stair question

Started by mic-d, 16th August 2007 09:14 PM

cheers, halfway, landing, michael, question, separate, set, stair, stairs

Replies: 1
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 09:45 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Railings

Started by Feldapar, 20th March 2007 10:25 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:28 PM; by Feldapar

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Qantas

Started by fred.n, 13th January 2007 08:49 PM

auto-land, bugs, cockpit, descent, dme, engine, evidence, friction, gear, iff, inoperative, inside, landing, leak, left, locks, loud, main, maintenance, marked, minute, mode, qantas, removed, reproduce, reset, tire, unbelievably, volume, windshield

Replies: 4
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2007 10:53 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

wood burning stove and the woodshop

Started by ronnchy, 10th September 2006 12:52 AM

burning, buy, car, concerned, creating, detached, double, dumb, dust, factor, forum, fumes, igniting, landing, paint, questions, registered, safe, safety, stove, suddenly, thx, wood, woodburning, woodshop, woodworker, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2006 03:17 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
SAFETY

Crash landing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 15th August 2006 03:28 PM

absence, aircraft, board, crash, crashed, damage, divorce, due, emergency, ex-wife, extent, fire, flying, fuel, garden, ground, heard, injured, insufficient, landing, lessons, license, lucky, photograph, piloting, post-crash, scene, started, taking, time

Replies: 7
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 05:15 PM; by rrich

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Ceiling Height

Started by Cobber, 4th August 2006 07:14 PM

10ft, 2.4, 2nd, bathroom, bedrooms, bungalow, californian, ceiling, ceilings, extension, height, idea, kids, landing, level, low, metre, mtres, retain, stairs, thinking, upstairs

Replies: 2
Views: 3,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 10:57 AM; by BobL

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

An Aussie love story -

Started by Phil Spencer, 18th July 2006 04:08 PM

act, anzac, aussie, bed, bikkies, devoted, effort, elderly, f#ck, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, hundreds, kitchen, landing, lay, left, literally, love, mustering, sixty, smacked, spatula, story, suddenly, table, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:19 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Military Intelligence

Started by Grunt, 4th June 2006 12:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, airplane, ammo, attributed, crash, fear, fire, flight, fly, flying, gear, ground, infantry, intelligence, journal, landing, launcher, left, lost, luck;, marine, military, navy, pilot, pilots, test, troop, u.s, unit, usaf

Replies: 24
Views: 3,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 07:59 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Last Weekend

Started by echnidna, 16th May 2006 12:43 AM

building, cold, coming, crummy, daggy, digging, finished, fit, front, glad, gripe, hate, heavy, holes, job, landing, lot, outa, pet, repair, scrap, soil, spent, stump, thermals, wall, wearing, weekend, wet, window

Replies: 3
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 10:12 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Bulldozer

Started by damienhazo, 4th April 2006 11:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

21594, 21595, 21596, aeroplane, blade, books, bulldozer, colouring, counter-ballanced, damien, easy, front, fulfilling, kids, landing, levers, lift, personally, pics, practically, shame, spring, steered, strong, top, types, weight, wing, winter, wood-working

Replies: 20
Views: 2,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 09:11 AM; by jmk89

Forum:
WOODWORK PICS

My new deck ( construction pics)

Started by JDub, 22nd March 2006 09:05 AM

15m2, 40-45m2, bearers, cheers, concrete, construction, cover, deck, decking, door, due, existing, extended, finished, hey, house, joel, joists, landing, levels, option, painted, paved, pics, pine, posts, stairs, tie, treated, ugly

Replies: 5
Views: 3,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2006 11:39 AM; by JDub

Forum:
DECKING

The Priest who could not lie

Started by durwood, 9th March 2006 11:18 PM

answer, customs, declare, destined, father, fathers, finding, floor, hair, hands, honest, instrument, landing, laughter, lie, line, marvelous, officer, priest, proceed, proceeds, questions, remover, replies, roaring, son, strange, surely, waist, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 11:18 PM; by durwood

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

New airline procedures explained

Started by Eastie, 6th December 2005 11:32 PM

airline, altitude, call, calls, checklist, completion, confusion, continues, deemed, descent, eighty, explained, go-around, handling, hands, knots, land, landing, non-handling, non-landing, pilot, procedures, reads, recent, restate, role, rules, taxi, titles, view

Replies: 1
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2005 11:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Got meself a new cordless Ma!

Started by martrix, 28th April 2005 10:36 AM

ankle, beam, boom, bought, cherrs, common, cordless, feet, flight, gauge, including, injuries, ladder, landing, lean, left, meself, night, paint, pop, rungs, sense, shanka, stairs, surgery, tangled, tim, top, wheelchair, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 12:37 AM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
NON WOODWORK

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 12 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 12th September 2004 10:05 PM

250mm, 2625mm, 3000, 3000m, 3600mm, build, correct, cut, evening, existing, floor, friends, landing, main, measurement, picture, planning, quiz, require, respectfully, run, sept, size, stairs, stairway, tread, wall, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 09:46 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Science of Cats & Buttered Bread

Started by Eastie, 8th November 2002 09:59 AM

attempts, bread, bread/butter, butter, buttered, carpet, cat, cats, chicken, dropped, energy, equally, feet, floor, foot, force, forces, impact, land, landing, lands, masala, monorail, probability, quantum, science, theory, tikka, toast, topping

Replies: 3
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2002 11:31 AM; by Gino

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Which timber to use

Started by GET IT RIGHT 1ST TIME, 9th October 2002 11:01 AM

2.1, bearing, boards, building, decking, door, durable, exposed, framework, front, ground, handrailing.i, jarrah, landing, load, pine, post, posts, question, replies, rod, stained, stepped, timber, treated, weather, weather1.2

Replies: 1
Views: 2,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2002 01:23 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Western Red Cedar

Started by andre, 25th September 2002 07:12 PM

absence, advance, advice, andre, apply, cedar, cheap, ciao, danger, fly, form, gouging, grain, landing, nice, pattern, prevent, protection, real, reaquainting, recently, red, responses, search, slowly, surface, techniques, timber, tools, western

Replies: 3
Views: 3,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2002 11:31 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
TIMBER

Royalty

Started by Iain, 15th January 2001 04:57 PM

aisle, attendant, beat, bitch, brute, cabin, called, calmly, country, engines, flight, ground, head, hell, landing, main, missing, outrank, pitty-pat, planes, princess, queen, raise, replied, royalty, scary, served, sweet-cheeks, tray, trazy-poo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 04:57 PM; by Iain

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

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