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Fooling around

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2014 10:25 AM

accept, allan, anguished, apology, auto-correct, bedroom, betrayed, confess, dead, fooling, grabbed, guilt, gun, home, hope, intended, mate, moment, neighbour, ooops, promise, received, riddled, rotten, shot, sincerest, spellchecker, text, wife, wifi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 10:25 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The bet

Started by groverwa, 1st February 2014 07:52 AM

bar, bartender, bet, cheered, crowd, crowds, department, died, drops, fell, fellow, glass, grabbed, handed, juice, laughter, lemon, lemon;, lumberjack, ok;, paid, remains, rind, squeeze, squeezed, taxation, total, weight-lifter, wrinkled, £1000

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 07:52 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Burglar caught!

Started by Groggy, 20th August 2005 05:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, burglar, buried, caught, deep, dog, door, freak, gonna, grabbed, half, head, house, laughing, leaving, mcbag, mutt, paws, perfect, ribs, shed, shelf, shoulders, silly, snuck, started, teeth, thankfully, yelled

Replies: 17
Views: 12,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 10:23 PM; by RicB

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A Woodies Yarn

shoot!

Started by Biggles73, 28th January 2011 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2011 07:30 PM; by Biggles73

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JOKES

36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Footballer & the Dentist.

Started by issatree, 10th December 2010 04:01 PM

bit, close, collywobbles, consultation, dentist, footballer, grabbed, hurt, issatree, needle, oohhaa, privates, reached, story, told, true

Replies: 2
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 08:34 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Finishing Coat

Started by Tommi, 28th September 2010 12:56 AM

acrylic, alright, appreciated, attention, cheers, clueless, coat, data, dulux, enamel, expected, finish, finishin, finishing, grabbed, heard, knight, paint, paying, people, poly, protect, read, satin, sheet, sprayed, suggestions, top, white, wrinkling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2010 02:51 AM; by AnselmFraser

Forum:
FINISHING

The Wheelbarrow

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2010 06:01 PM

bet, braggart, bragging, construction, feat, fun, grabbed, handles, haul, minutes, money, mouth, nodding, outbuilding, outdo, reached, replied, site, special, strength, strong, wages, weeks, wheel, wheelbarrow, worker, workmen

Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 09:12 AM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

Dumb question - how do I find my internal metal studs?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th May 2010 01:40 PM

angle, coat, coming, disappointment, easy, edges, expecting, external, grabbed, house, internal, knocking, lock, magnet, magnets, means, metal, mick, plasma, plasterers, question, read, renovateforum.com, stainless, steel, stud, studs, thread, walls, whopping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 01:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Eating in the workshop

Started by wheelinround, 28th March 2010 01:56 PM

abilities, accidently, admitted, attendance, block, complimented, doctors, donut, door, eating, emergency, grabbed, guess, hand, lessons, moldings, noticing, plane, poundsu, reached, recovery, sharp, sharpening, shaving, shreveport, surgeon, surgery, woodworker, workbench, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2010 09:06 PM; by soundman

Forum:
SAFETY

My mistake

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM

all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win

Replies: 9
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 08:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Best Xmas decorations ever

Started by gawdelpus, 11th December 2009 11:51 AM

accidents, attempted, christmas, climbed, consequences, couldn’t, decorations, didn’t, drove, fake, grabbed, happy, house, john, killed, ladder, lady, literally, news, people, pound, putting, realize, tire, top, tracks, wrecked, xmas, yard, yard.”

Replies: 11
Views: 2,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:52 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Trackside joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2009 10:18 PM

allan, alongside, arm, bet, board, carriage, coerced, collar, conductor, day, dragged, drew, driver, grabbed, john, joke, jump, lucky, mate, missed, munruben, reached, running, slowing, suddenly, trackside, train, travel, visiting, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2009 10:42 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Forstner bit bites

Started by Shedhand, 25th November 2009 02:10 PM

38mm, 4th, bandaged, bit, bites, blood, doctor, dragged, drill, fake, finger, forstner, grabbed, hidden, holding, knot, lucky, pics, rims, road, saw-tooth, stand, toy, truck, wheel, wheels

Replies: 7
Views: 2,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 03:55 PM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Oldie but Goodie

Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM

clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

The bare truth

Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM

bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:48 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Pacific Island Rescue

Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 08:52 PM

aback, answer, baptist, chance, death, die, doomed, food, friend, grabbed, island, listen, pacific, pastor, plane, repeat, repeated, rescue, responded, returned, shook, slow, survival, telling, time, tithe, uninhabited, unruffled, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 01:06 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Rendering a wall - how to

Started by Big Clint, 1st July 2004 05:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, bit, brickies, broom, cement, close, dad, day, difference, edge, float, grabbed, hand, haven’t, hawk, left, level, mixer, plasters, poly, pond, render, rendering, sand, sort, spots, steel, step, told, wall

Replies: 15
Views: 25,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 11:19 AM; by Waxa

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RENDERING

Weeweechu

Started by nine fingers, 23rd December 2008 04:54 PM

begged, bil, cheers, chlistmas, cho, evening, fingersdup, grabbed, guitar, hand, happy, hold, huon, jung, lee, looked, melly, merry, moon, moonb, perfect, play, sang, watch, weeweechu, weeweechuo, woodies, xmas, yeal

Replies: 1
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 05:25 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Hard to get into heaven these days

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, days, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, hard, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 09:55 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Please sir

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2008 10:39 AM

adjoining, allan, angrily, corner, country, door, grabbed, head, kevin, lad, minutes, noise, poked, quieten, rudd, school, sir, students, surprised, tall, teacher, thrust, told, troublemaker, unruly, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

An indian named Onestone

Started by Grumpy John, 14th November 2008 03:22 PM

bird, birds, blue, call, cousin, cracked, dared, day, deep, die, finally, forest, grabbed, guess, hugged, indian, kill, love, morning, named, night, onestone, overjoyed, returned, testicle, torment, village, woman, word, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2008 04:11 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Minwax Wipe-On Poly

Started by Bob38S, 8th October 2008 10:42 AM

$30, bob, checked, comments, concern, confidence, forum, fussy, gday, grabbed, inspiring, is/are, life, minwax, normal, occurrence, poly, question[s], rare, reach, reading, regarded, result, rust, shelf, tip, toes], winded, wipe-on, wipeon

Replies: 7
Views: 2,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2008 09:31 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
FINISHING

Handy tip for removing tapered bearing cups

Started by Woodlee, 30th June 2008 06:45 PM

,as, ,grabbed, arc, bead, bearing, bearings, cools, cup, cups, cussing, dragged, fall, gear, grabbed, handy, inside, lincoln, losing, metal, mig, pinion, pulley, removing, rod, run, shrink, tapered, tip, weld, welder, welders

Replies: 4
Views: 4,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 11:32 AM; by Woodlee

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HINTS & TIPS

Get to the heart of it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2008 11:39 AM

allan, chunk, clicks, club, comment, demo, difference, forumites, grabbed, green, heart, home, lump, mouse, northern, piece, pith, rowie, talk, teach, thit, ugly, wood, woodturners, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 2,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2008 09:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

batman, beer, bodice, control, dinner, engaged, eyes, grabbed, hey, husband, kids, leather, life, love, married, mask, mega, mistress, mothers, night, office, raincoat, ready, sex, stay, stilettos, super, wearing, wild, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

How do I get paint off Jarrah

Started by Whit68, 16th April 2008 10:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150mm, 40mm, age, anthony, bad, based, covered, demolition, free, gday, grabbed, jarrah, jointer, lead, lengths, nice, paint, site, thicknesser, timber, trashing, white

Replies: 15
Views: 5,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 07:49 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
DEMOLITION

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Secret Service

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Simply Must Read This!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd March 2008 10:13 PM

29th, bin, cancelled, choosing, commented, deliveries, excited, final, free, friends, grabbed, home, john, lad, letdown, lucky, mail, march, mate, mate2tsup, packed, paragraph, pyjamas, rang, read, reading, relatives, sentence, simply, toothbrush

Replies: 12
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 05:32 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Weeweechu

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:30 PM

beautiful, christmas, corazoncito, december, evening, girlfriend, grabbed, guitar, hand, happy, hey, hold, late, looked, love, mamacita, merry, moon, ocean, pedro, perfect, replied, romantic, rosita, sang, sitting, time, wanna, watch, weeweechu

Replies: 1
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 08:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

This is Brilliant

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2007 11:19 AM

bars, brilliant, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, excited, fall, fan, flips, flung, gorilla, grabbed, hand, headache, husband, noises, noticing, pink, ripped, shut, skin, slammed, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 09:09 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Fish Tank Cabinet

Started by Stang, 26th September 2007 11:09 AM

400g, awesome, built, cabinet, cedar, crap, day, dry, dust, eee, finish, fish, found, grabbed, lots, minmax, night, people, polish, poly, pretty, sanded, stain, stains, stuff, tank, trad, trouble, wipe, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 3,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:37 AM; by Stang

Forum:
FINISHING

Scuba diver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:06 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Burns - how to treat

Started by BobL, 24th February 2007 12:26 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, angle, bit, blister, burn, burns, burnt, cast, cold, feel, finger, grabbed, hand, hour, hours, ice, looked, melted, numb, pain, significantly, skin, slightly, smooth, sort, subsided, treat, typing, water, yellow

Replies: 20
Views: 4,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2007 08:20 AM; by Chesand

Forum:
SAFETY

Irish Joke

Started by Barry_White, 23rd March 2007 02:36 PM

alley, arab, belfast, careful, catholic, comedian, dark, dragged, funny, grabbed, guy, ira, irish, jewish, joke, luckiest, night, parkinson, protestant, scroll, street, told, troubles, wandering, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 02:36 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

another chopped up finger

Started by mongrell, 16th February 2007 07:42 PM

,backwards, ,planer, add, anlong, backwards, chopped, dust, finger, fingers, forwards, gaurd, grabbed, index, laqcerations, left, lost, minor, narly, particulary, piece, planer, putting, safety, shute, spun, story, time, tug, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 09:31 PM; by swiftden

Forum:
SAFETY

Granite Rough Side?

Started by spartan, 7th August 2006 06:56 PM

agent, assumed, bar, breakfast, couple, drop, edges, estate, flat/relatively, grabbed, granite, granite.why, hey, kitchen, left, normal, polished, real, replied, rest, rough, smooth, top, transformation, underneath, unpolished

Replies: 9
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2006 01:07 PM; by GraemeCook

Forum:
KITCHENS

Credit Card Security

Started by bitingmidge, 4th July 2006 09:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 3,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 12:10 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

new dentures

Started by goat, 13th May 2006 05:06 PM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 05:06 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

UFO identified

Started by Shedhand, 15th March 2006 10:36 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bees, before.o, bench, busted, careful, chip, close, damn, eek, fibro, gonna, grabbed, grinder, hgh, hole, identified, learnt, lesson, mere, missed, rusty, shave, shed, speed, ufo, valuable, whack, wheel, wing, wire

Replies: 33
Views: 4,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2006 11:52 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

Forum:
JOKES

Bragging

Started by Barry_White, 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Hornets + Nose = Gonzo

Started by BigPop, 24th November 2004 05:10 PM

balance, bites, bloody, eyes, fascia, gonzo, grabbed, hornets, hump, incident, instant, instantly, ladder, laughing, mad, mate, missus, neighbours, nose, pain, rubbed, salad, schnoz, similar, smell, stop, talk, told, vinegar, virtually

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 08:03 AM; by BigPop

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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