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Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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Today, for at least one person, the ICAC enquiry will be iKACK

Started by FenceFurniture, 11th February 2013 09:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

assisting, barrister, big-noting, boggling, carpenter, cartographer, counsel, doh, drawn, earn, enquiry, errr, fraud, icac, ikack, jesus, joke, lifetime, maps, mind, minds, money, peoples, person, sake, scale, spent, stupid, today, treat

Replies: 15
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 03:54 PM; by jimbur

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The Ghosts of Christmas Present

Started by Scribbly Gum, 24th December 2011 06:14 PM

bethlehem, bethlehems, cheap, chinese, christmas, craftsmen, doll, ghosts, imports, jesus, local, maher, merchandising, message, nativity, olive, palestinian, present, product, products, real, reflect, sell, statues, story, tourists, traders, true, undercut, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2011 06:14 PM; by Scribbly Gum

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Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Judgment Day is coming

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 20th May 2011 08:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, apocalypse, buses, chance, claims, coming, cool, cult, day, jesus, judgment, news, online, reminded, tomorrow, total, windy

Replies: 28
Views: 2,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2011 12:34 AM; by FenceFurniture

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another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

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Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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Hands of time

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:13 PM

belonged, ceiling, clock, clocks, earth, entered, fan, fascinated, forward, george, hand, hands, jesus, kevin, lie, lied, life, means, met, move, moved, office, pearly, peter, rudds, theresa, time, told, wall, washingtons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 06:18 PM; by Big Shed

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A bad night at the "office"

Started by gawdelpus, 11th June 2009 03:17 PM

bad, beam, bird, burglar, confessed, corner, finally, flashlight, frantically, heard, hissed, huh, jesus, laughed, moses, night, office, parrot, people, relaxed, replied, rest, rottweiler, shined, source, squawked, voice, warn, watching, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 06:19 AM; by rrich

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Fathers last word :)

Started by gawdelpus, 20th April 2009 11:12 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, disappointed, father, fathers, grades, hair, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, observed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked, word

Replies: 0
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 11:12 PM; by gawdelpus

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Why Jesus wasn't born in Australia...

Started by mickelmaster, 23rd February 2009 05:36 PM

aussies, australia, beer, born, jesus, spell, virgin, wise, xxxx

Replies: 2
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 09:42 PM; by Bluegum

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Construction site

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM

bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 10:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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Clocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 05:08 PM; by fenderbelly

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Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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The minister

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:00 PM

annoyed, breath, brings, cleanse, coughing, decides, drunk, drunks, fell, finally, found, gasping, head, holds, jesus, mend, minister, minute, obstinate, ocean, pulls, pushes, shoves, straight, surface, time, walking, water, worse, yells

Replies: 8
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 06:39 PM; by munruben

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Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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Sale Of The Century #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd April 2008 03:25 PM

called, century, character, clad, cloth, country, day, died, eighth, england, er.er, henry, hit, holland, jesus, johnny, jungle-, kings, loin, play, quizmaster, rabbit, sale, shekels, spend, swinging, weissmuller, wide, wonderful, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 03:25 PM; by Barry Hicks

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A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

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Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

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Vodka & the priest

Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM

10we, 11when, 9when, ass, body.”, bread, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, don’t, eat, glass, hit, jesus, knocked, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, stoned, sunday, supper, vodka, “big, “take

Replies: 1
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 02:40 PM; by scooter

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Cut lunch

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th October 2007 10:35 AM

bag, christ, colourful, concerned, construction, convent, correct, cut, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, nun, paper, shook, site, smile, spend, spot, steelwork, steelworkers, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 10:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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crazy old song titles

Started by Tonyz, 17th December 2006 04:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby, bird, breaking, changed, crazy, day, deere, field, flushed, fly, head, heart, hurts, jesus, john, kill, leave, life, love, mama, miss, nose, oil, paradise, ring, shes, silver, song, stop, titles

Replies: 16
Views: 3,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:55 AM; by bennylaird

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Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Bumper / car stickers

Started by Christopha, 19th April 2006 04:48 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bumper, car, easter, followers, geelong, jesus, protect, road, spotted, stickers, sunday, sundayd

Replies: 51
Views: 5,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2006 09:16 AM; by Coldamus

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Strictly business

Started by Breslauer, 17th July 2006 03:25 AM

absolutely, boy, business, child, christ, class, correct, day, famous, finally, five-year-olds, giving, hamish, hand, heart, hymie, irish, jesus, jewish, kindergarten, lived, miss, money, moses, patrick, replied, sean, strictly, surprised, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 03:25 AM; by Breslauer

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Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

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there are nut cases everywhere!

Started by Kev Y., 12th November 2005 09:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admit, based, blind, burdett, cases, critics, ecfr, einsteins, evangelical, explain, fall, falling, fly, force, founded, gravity, intelligent, jesus, leading, nut, physicists, physics, proponents, quantum, scientists, scripture, secular, sparks, theory, upwards

Replies: 26
Views: 3,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2005 01:30 PM; by AlexS

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Best Excuse

Started by Bluegum, 24th October 2005 12:54 PM

2.who, 4.darn, amen, caught, decaf, desk, discriminatory, excuse, exercise, figured, funding, handle, head, interrupt, jesus, keyboards, people, pot, practice, raise, relieve, sleeping, slowly, sound, specific, stress, time, work-related, wrong, yoga

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 10:51 PM; by scooter

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Report from Ottawa

Started by zenwood, 20th September 2005 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

airport, art-deco, bad, bookstore, chicago, clemens, current, design, dinner, display, einstein, evolution, features, found, hell, hullabaloo, intelligent, interesting;, interview, jesus, macchiaveli, mark, ottawa, rap, report, responses, samuel, store, twain, visiting

Replies: 19
Views: 3,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 07:46 AM; by ryanarcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

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Dumb Bird

Started by Grue, 29th September 2003 05:54 AM

beneath, bird, burglar, closed, direction, doberman, drapes, dumb, flashlight, froze, grue, happened, house, inside, jesus, kitchen, lamp, laughed, outfit, parrot, parrots, perch, pincher, shined, sic, sitting, steal, tracks, video, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2003 05:54 AM; by Grue

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Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

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baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

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Bless You

Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:42 PM

2002.], bless, brings, brudda, dint, disgusted, drunk, dunks, edited, eyes, february, fell, found, harsh, holds, jesus, majesty, message, minister, mister, notices, preacher, ready, shur, slurs, time, tone, water, wipes, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 08:17 PM; by John Saxton

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Soul Man

Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM

brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 07:32 PM; by John Saxton

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The drunk

Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:35 AM

afternoon, brings, brother, disgust, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, harsh, holds, jesus, minister, mister, nooo, noooo, notices, preacher, proceeds, ready, reverend, river, stand, stumbles, sunday, time, tone, water, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2001 08:35 AM; by Iain

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doggy joke

Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM

answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2001 09:08 PM; by Gino

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??????????

Started by Iain, 31st January 2001 11:24 PM

blind, bread, busy, bystanders, cat-food, classic, claustrophobic, closet, dark, difficult, enjoy, flavoured, guilty, intriguing, jesus, lifes, lingerie, mouse, popular, psychics, question, questions, rains, sheep, shrink, sliced, speed, time, unanswered, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2001 07:51 PM; by lacewood

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misc

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:03 PM; by Gino

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Religious Fervour

Started by John Saxton, 26th October 2000 09:28 PM

bumper, car, changed, cuple, day, drove, experience, fervour, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honking, intersection, jesus, joy, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, rekigious, religious, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2000 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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new priest

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:03 PM

ass, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, junior, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, rub-a-dub-dub, sip, slew, spook, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:03 PM; by Gino

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Another Parrot

Started by Mal, 3rd September 2000 11:28 PM

breaks, burglar, cage, call, coming, continues, doberman, hears, house, jesus, kitchen, listens, lounge, moses, night, occupants, odd, parrot, person, polly, replied, stops, voice, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2000 01:49 PM; by RETIRED

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Jesus at the pub

Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM

2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 07:05 PM; by Iain

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