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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

apologies, approaching, arrange, bed, deaf, father, god, good, hall, happy, ladies, mary, morning, mother, murphys, novices, passed, pleasant, plenty, pray, prayers, retired, sister, slippers, smile, step, superior, time, walker, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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God himself wants to see you!"

Started by groverwa, 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM

added, alive, amazed, celebrating, congratulations, electrician, forty, found, gates, god, hand, impossible, labour, life, lived, mans, modesty, pearly, peter, remember, royalty, saint, sheets, simply, son, special, time, totally, trades, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

On Golden Phone

Started by John Saxton, 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM

america, american, aussie, australia, australians, call, church, churches, decided, direct, england, europe, god, golden, heaven, japan, line, orlando, phone, priest, proud, read, sign, smiling, talk, telephone, told, travelled, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:07 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Remembrance Day

Started by canuk, 11th November 2013 11:10 AM

bless, countries, day, god, november, observation, remembrance, servicemen, veterans, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2013 05:01 PM; by crowie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Heavenly Conversation

Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM

apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,609

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Baptizing an Irishman

Started by gms002a, 7th August 2013 01:13 PM

arms, baptizing, begins, bit, breath, brother, bumping, catches, coughs, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, irishman, jesus, kicking, legs, preacher, pulls, ready, river, staggers, subsequently, time, upright, water, wits

Replies: 4
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2013 11:12 PM; by gms002a

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JOKES

Flame Warriors

Started by fenderbelly, 5th July 2013 01:19 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2013 03:29 PM; by A Duke

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

GOING TO: Geelong to Melbourne

Started by Scott, 19th June 2013 12:38 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2013 12:38 PM; by Scott

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 1,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

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Current discussions in Victoria

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2012 05:33 PM

age, allan, anymore, blackouts, boluts, circulation;, current, dementia, difficulty, discussions, dizzy, drivers, feel, feet, friends, god, green, house, licence, located, medications, names, poor, recognizing, red, remember, subject, telephone, victoria, winded

Replies: 8
Views: 1,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2013 02:07 PM; by Dengue

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Trouble with the missus

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th February 2013 08:40 PM

close, convince, expensive, found, god, hear, houses, issues, live, love, mission, missus, moments, months, perfect, project, qlder, rant, read, renovateforum.com, sake, school, similar, structurally, stubborn, suburb, thread, transport, woman, zone

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2013 08:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Lance Armstrong....

Started by Sebastiaan56, 16th January 2013 02:48 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

africa, amazing, armstrong, awareness, conference, create, god, head, house, incoherently, lance, lawn, legends, mumbles, murky, nice, oprah, orphans, photo, press, quiet, raising, serial, sporting, starving, sunset], thinking, wanders, white, [shakes

Replies: 61
Views: 4,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2013 07:54 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Snooker Table Restoration

Started by Snoopy11, 3rd December 2012 04:21 PM

attached, buy, easy, eli, finish, fit, forum, forums, frame, god, guys, hand, input, job, opinion, opinions, paint, photos, project, question, range, red, restoration, sanding, set, shapes, snooker, table, timber, type

Replies: 8
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2013 01:20 PM; by billiardbrett1

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RESTORATION

Primary Response

Started by jimbur, 18th December 2012 02:06 PM

13 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13

abc, comment, congressman, dawn, god, gohmert, gunfire, head, heard, hochsprung], kids, kill, locked, louie, m-4, office, precious, primary, principal, pulls, reported, response, rifle], school, stunned, takes, usa, website, [assault, [slain

Replies: 191
Views: 14,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2013 07:54 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Talented parrots

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:13 PM

aria, buy, calling, carmen, dollars, entire, expensive, god, hundred, impressive, les, maestro, miserables, parrot, parrots, pet, replies, shop, shopkeeper, sing, skills, talented, thousand, thousands, twenty, walks, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Iron strap/bracket/thingy's

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th September 2012 05:20 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2012 05:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

G'day from South Africa

Started by Nickolay, 29th July 2012 09:30 AM

africa, aged/reused/old, ago, alibaba, australia, bad, bare, bless, buy/import, country, crime, exiting, experience, forum, gday, god, hands, home, house, idid, internet, life, love, price, results, robbers, south, success, type, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2012 09:08 PM; by rogerjenkins

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

What has happened to tradesmen

Started by rrobor, 21st May 2011 09:40 PM

acceptable, break, chances, consisted, downgrading, engineer, failure, fart, farts, fit, fools, generation, god, gutter, guttering, gutters, guy, happened, leads, money, paid, price, quotes, rip, save, society, stick, suitable, trade, tradesmen

Replies: 9
Views: 2,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2011 11:29 AM; by tea lady

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HAVE YOUR SAY

God loves a drunk too you know

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM

300, answer, ashamed, bed, broke, calls, chance, cheers, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, returns, slams, swing, told, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Cleaning an Organoil hard burnished finish.

Started by Muz G, 11th February 2011 11:37 AM

1500, application, burnished, clean, cleaned, cleaning, crud, dishcloth, finish, god, hard, instructions, juice, lads, milk, orange, organoil, posts, prior, product, read, soapy, spaghetti, spilt, surface, table, tabletop, time, wet, woodsheen

Replies: 12
Views: 4,826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2011 09:52 PM; by rrobor

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FINISHING

Today Is The Day

Started by Nai84, 25th November 2010 03:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cast, day, fingers, god, hey, ian, letting, rid, seperated, stupid, today

Replies: 21
Views: 2,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2010 02:58 PM; by Nai84

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paraprosdokian

Started by rsser, 26th November 2010 10:54 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2010 12:36 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

The crap has started

Started by artme, 18th November 2010 08:52 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

begun, crap, fanfare, forever, god, magazines, newspapers, paper, royal, started, time, waste

Replies: 47
Views: 4,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2010 10:22 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How's norma?

Started by WoodJunky, 17th August 2010 08:37 PM

302, bless, blood, cohen, daughter, discharged, findlay, fine;, glad, god, grandmother, hold, news, norma, normal, nurse, operator, patient, phone, physician, pressure, replied, scheduled, speak, telephoned, tells, told, tomorrow, wonderful, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2010 06:15 PM; by Dave50

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JOKES

A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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JOKES

Religious experience

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM

allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 06:56 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

My Wife ...

Started by groverwa, 28th July 2010 04:38 AM

bar, burnt, easy, god, guy, guys, highly, house, makes, me.d, night, offering, talking, wife, wives

Replies: 1
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2010 09:47 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Perth - replacing tiles with iron

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th April 2010 09:30 PM

batts, bless, ceiling, colorbond, cost, drilling, em~, god, holes, house, inside, internal, iron, leaking, painted, perth, read, remove, renovateforum.com, replace, replacing, roof, rugrats, sick, spoiling, thread, tie, tiles, tiles/batts, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2010 09:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Noah's Ark

Started by wheelinround, 12th March 2010 07:59 AM

advantage, alwaysa, amateurs;, ark, boardwith, boat, build, built, cheetahs, eleven, float, future, god, ground, matter, noah, noahs, pairs, professionals, rainbow, remember, safetys, sake, speed, storm, stressed, ten, titanic, travel, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2010 10:55 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

targeted nigerian scams.

Started by weisyboy, 9th March 2010 08:41 AM

,so, bless, card, church, credit, day, email, feed, god, gst, hear, including, jonathan, machine, nigerian, office, payment, pick, price, range, ready, reply, rev, scam, scams, secure, shipping, targeted, waiting, wilberforce

Replies: 12
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2010 08:39 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Holy in One

Started by bullfright, 20th February 2010 04:00 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2010 05:23 PM; by Scorp

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JOKES

Taking a break from woodworking, and thanks

Started by Tex B, 14th February 2010 05:47 PM

amazing, bless, break, convey, daily, encouragement, equipment, expensive, forum, forward, god, greenies, knowledge, move, opportunity, output, pathetically, quality, replace, result, sharing, shift, stuff, taking, tex, understand, woodworking, word, workload, workshop

Replies: 11
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 05:21 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

God versus the Devil in Haiti

Started by jimbur, 15th January 2010 07:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazed, american, caused, context, devil, earthquake, evangelist, follow, god, gods, grammar, haiti, heard, helping, interfering, jim, logically, means, pat, presidential, punish, robertson, rule, spelling, stupidity, time, versus, victims, word, worries

Replies: 19
Views: 2,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2010 08:51 PM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oxymorons

Started by wheelinround, 17th January 2010 07:58 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2010 11:40 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The aussie version of creation

Started by WoodJunky, 14th November 2009 05:34 PM

aroma, aussie, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, creation, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, grilled, heard, hiss, laughter, night, prawns, raucous, sizzling, smelled, tired, version

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2009 11:17 PM; by artme

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JOKES

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Timber colour paint

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th November 2009 02:40 PM

bifold, bifolds, built, chain, colour, colours, forum, gday, gloss, god, grainy, heard, house, natural, paint, product, punching, range, read, real, recently, recommend, renovateforum.com, retains, stop, supervisor, thread, timber, wondering, yank

Replies: 0
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 02:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Ranks of a Hospital

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2009 05:34 PM

ammunition, bound, buildings, bullet, dog, engine, faster, glance, god, hospital, leap, leaps, medical, nurse, paddles, powerful, ranks, recognizes, run, runs, short, single, speeding, student, switch, talks, train, walks, walls, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 09:29 AM; by artme

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JOKES

buying kitchens used - ebay

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th October 2009 06:50 PM

benchtop, bid, biscuts, bought, buy, buying, damage, decision, ebay, glued, god, hand, join, kickboards, kitchen, lastly, move, question, questions, read, remains, removed, renovateforum.com, saved, sawed, seller, smashed, start, thread, tiled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Harley Davidson

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 12:10 PM

arthur, chatters, close, constantly, cost, davidson, exhaust, flawed, front-end, god, harley, inconsistency, intake, invention, inventor, maintenance, motorcycle, paper, printed, professional, read, rear, riding, slip, soft, speeds, suspension, true, wobble, yours.q

Replies: 0
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 12:10 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Hello! Newbie here! Please help me!

Started by Doomone, 5th October 2009 12:59 AM

1st, advice, bless, experts, fellow, future, god, hope, learn, newbie, projects, share, time, woodworkers, woodworking, yalld

Replies: 6
Views: 850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2009 09:29 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Noahs Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 01:28 AM; by masoth

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JOKES

Always Double Check

Started by wheelinround, 8th August 2009 07:22 PM

5pm, auto, bopper, call, check, checked, closed, closer, day, door, double, drive, driving, garage, god, holly, home, house, leaving, loml, mirror, neighbour, phone, rear, reversed, smiled, touched.norollu2tsup, vision, weather, wedding

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2009 10:05 PM; by wheelinround

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SAFETY

Too intense

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2009 10:40 AM

allan, astronomically, billions, camping, day, fine, galaxies, god, holiday, insignificant, intense, john, knocked, meteorogically, millions, munruben, nod, planets, potentially, ray, replied, responded, sky, stars, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wallan, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 11:09 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

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