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Siamese Twins (hopefully this won't offend anyone.)

Started by KBs PensNmore, 17th April 2015 10:00 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2015 04:15 PM; by rrich

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Candle

Started by Rodgera, 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM

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Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 07:00 PM; by Rodgera

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Thats how my week went.

Started by munruben, 2nd December 2010 10:46 AM

america, antlers, awful, balanced, brighter, coming, creature, decided, draped, drive, enjoying, grocery, guy, hat, home, local, note, party, phone, poor, questions, replied, shot, siamese, store, telephone, thinking, twins, visit, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2010 09:54 PM; by Rodgera

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G'Day from Gounthar

Started by gounthar, 10th November 2010 10:09 PM

curve, developping, forums, france, galoot, gday, gounthar, guys, hand, hope, infamous, lack, learning, love, lurker, post, progress, projects, strong, time, times, tools, toys, twins, wooden

Replies: 12
Views: 2,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2010 03:58 AM; by gounthar

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello from Iowa, USA

Started by ExtremelyAvg, 31st January 2010 07:13 PM

average, bit, blog, break, cheers, cool, creative, curious, day, extremely, hmmm, horses, http://bit.ly/9wymiz, iambic, iowa, jigs, knowledge, learn, makes, mix, occasion, pentameter, pictures, post, read, readers, references, twins, usa, woodworking

Replies: 10
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 10:22 PM; by ribonzz

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Oak Framed Arm Chair Falling Apart

Started by tobydogger, 5th February 2010 06:09 PM

1950s, arm, armchairs, arms, body, chair, darling, falling, fathom, flapping, frame, framed, inside, leather, months, oak, past, reattach, rehupholstered, springs, strain, style, tighten, tips, traditional, trampolines, twins, untacked, webbing, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 2,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2010 08:17 PM; by toolbagsPLUS

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UPHOLSTERY

Five Pairs of Twins

Started by joe greiner, 8th October 2009 09:16 PM

anecdotal, anton, astonished, capri, cheers, children, couple, father, google, history, home, house, inquiry, joe, lady, modest, overflowing, pairs, parish, physics, priest, quanta, replied, replies, reply, ten;, tour, twins, village, visits

Replies: 0
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:16 PM; by joe greiner

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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Aussie Blondes

Started by wheelinround, 4th July 2009 06:16 PM

amazed, aussie, baby, blonde, blondes, breathing, day, driveway, easy, excitedly, happier, happy, heavily, heck, home, iga, joy, jumping, kit, love, news, pregnancy, pregnant, running, starting, stopped, tests, told, twin-pack, twins

Replies: 4
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 07:52 AM; by AUSSIE

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Twin Boys

Started by routermaniac, 22nd January 2009 08:50 PM

adrenaline, anounce, babies, born, boys, couple, dad, deprivation, forum, guys, hours, issue, major, marios, mum, oodoh, pics, pleased, pregnant, reasons, sleep, tired, twin, twins, week, weeks, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 10:53 AM; by RufflyRustic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

New use for potatoes

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd December 2008 08:31 AM

,saw, ,similar, beach, birds, bloke, build, chap, coming, day, front, leaving, mate, potato, potatoes, putting, similar, sitting, spedos, tip, tomorrow, trick, twins, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 10:45 AM; by Ozkaban

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Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

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Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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Irish pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th April 2008 04:54 PM

1966, agnes, allan, barman, barry, begorrah, birth, blokes, born, calendar, conversation, date, february, forty-two, half, hospital, irish, irishmen, listening, months, oreilly, pub, replied, spooky, stage, stole, tipperary, twins, unbelievable, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 04:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Twins

Started by munruben, 16th April 2008 10:40 PM

beautiful, bemused, brandy, brought, car, chance, cognac, coming, country, drink, drive, food, french, garlicky, gendarme, irate, jim, john, lovely, mademoiselles, paris, pint, prefer, replies, sandwiches, stand, twins, wine, wines, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 10:40 PM; by munruben

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Pythagoras in the Old West

Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM

beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:31 PM; by tea lady

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Census taker

Started by munruben, 4th January 2008 10:32 AM

ages, answered, anythin, beth, billy, census, children, door, eighteen, farmhouse, fourteen, heck, hold, hundreds, jenny, knocked, les, penny, rural, sally, seth, sixteen, taker, time, times, twins, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 09:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Odd sayings

Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2007 09:31 AM

ahmal, bar, boasting, bull, chessnuts, chilly, daisy, doctor, dolly, family, fish, green, husband, invisible, juan, kayak, laugh, moved, odd, picture, proving, puns, sank, sayings, stand, standing, ten, twins, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:55 AM; by Pusser

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Twins in the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM

allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Selang batau decking finish required

Started by bernstar2, 16th July 2007 05:26 PM

advice, baby, batau, bernieu, cheap, coming, deck, decking, difference, discovered, easily, eating, finish, food, husband, live, marked, oiled, posting, required, sealng, selang, settled, started, tropics, truely, twins, webpage, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:38 PM; by Larry McCully

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DECKING

baby shots

Started by goat, 19th January 2007 09:10 PM

afraid, baby, bathtub, briefcase, brown, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, gawd, handkerchief, job, living, madam, mother, muttered, park, photographer, pictures, portfolio, pulled, shots, start, time, top, tripod, twins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2007 04:38 PM; by ss_11000

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Realy bad Puns

Started by bennylaird, 23rd October 2006 10:39 AM

ahmal, bad, begged, buy, chess, close, family, fathers, florist, flowers, friars, friends, funds, hugh, husband, juan, kayak, picture, proving, puns, raise, realy, refused, rival, shop, ten, town, twins, unfair, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 10:39 AM; by bennylaird

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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One for Studley 2436

Started by Tikki, 14th July 2005 08:02 PM

2436, afraid, baby, bath-tub, bed, briefcase, bus, couch, deep, difficult, equipment, exceptionally, father, finally, floor, johnson, living, madam, mother, park, people, photographer, pictures, pulled, start, studley, time, tri-pod, twins, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:09 PM; by Studley 2436

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Twins

Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:19 PM

anxious, awakes, babies, boy, brother, childs, coma, daughter, deliver, denephew, denise, doctors, family, girl, hear, lady, mother, named, names, pleased, real, replied, replies, save, tasmanians, term, told, tone, twins, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:19 PM; by Richard Casey

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trail in the UK

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:25 PM

accident, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, lady, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trail, trick, twins, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:25 PM; by Gino

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Actual trial in the UK.

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:47 AM

accident, actual, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trial, trick, twins, williams

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:47 AM; by Gino

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Siamese Twins (hopefully this won't offend anyone.)

Candle

Thats how my week went.

G'Day from Gounthar

Hello from Iowa, USA

Oak Framed Arm Chair Falling Apart

Five Pairs of Twins

My one day of employment

My 1 day employment

Aussie Blondes

Twin Boys

New use for potatoes

Friday special

candels

Irish pub

Twins

Pythagoras in the Old West

Census taker

Odd sayings

Twins in the pub

Twins

Selang batau decking finish required

baby shots

Realy bad Puns

The Murphy's

One for Studley 2436

Twins

trail in the UK

Actual trial in the UK.