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From a Tigers fan

Started by Carry Pine, 5th May 2014 06:56 PM

afl, anzac, bigoted, captain, captains, cheering, collingwood, day, fan, feelings, forgive, game, interview, interviewed, minutes, pendlebury, playing, quiet, silence, stands, thousand, tigers, unheard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2014 06:56 PM; by Carry Pine

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A Den of Iniquity

Started by wheelinround, 19th February 2014 02:14 PM

act;, arise, attention, breath, car, cave, dash, den, drove, gazed, heavens, home, i/we, iniquity, injustice, jane, justice, max, mention, paying, pleasure, price, return, righteousness;, silence, sin, tempted, wickedness;, wonderful, [c14

Replies: 3
Views: 9,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2014 08:14 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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just had a phone call

Started by Kev Y., 7th February 2013 03:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accent, agreeable, bit, call, deafening, decided, dick, edvard, enthusiastically, fall, fun, left, list, machine, microsoft, moment, pauses, phone, question, questions, real, registration, responses, scam, scanned, silence, stupid, telling, vindows, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2013 10:45 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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Stolen car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th February 2012 04:33 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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1 minute

Started by wheelinround, 11th November 2011 06:04 AM

minute, reflect, remember, sacrifice, silence, takes

Replies: 9
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2011 04:08 PM; by rrobor

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

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We Will Remember Them

Started by wheelinround, 11th November 2010 05:49 PM

11am, 1min, bell, forbes, forbes.2tsup2tsup2tsup, hare, played, pleasure, post, remember, sale, silence, sounded, stopped, sydney, total, usual

Replies: 10
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2010 06:28 AM; by 3 toed sloth

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HAVE YOUR SAY

I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

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JOKES

Silence!

Started by bullfright, 8th April 2010 03:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2010 03:06 PM; by bullfright

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JOKES

Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Self Paying Windows

Started by rod1949, 10th February 2010 01:45 PM

automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, completed, contractor, double-pane, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, idiot, installed, line, pay, paying, replaced, sales, silence, talking, told, windows

Replies: 6
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2010 08:03 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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My plumbing- A Very Strange thing happening

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

air, annoying, causing, changed, coming, crack, damn, hammer, happened, hearing, knock/crack, loud, mystified, pipe, pipes, plumbing-, related, run, sharp, silence, sound, spindle, started, strange, tap, taps, time, trapped, unit, washer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Learning to Cook

Started by Rodgera, 11th October 2008 11:45 AM

baking, close, continued, cook, daughter, day, fortunate, grand-children, granddaughter, grandma, grandmother, knowledge, learn, learned, learning, live, loves, microwave, mom, mother, pass, passed, seven-year-old, short, silence, someday, swmbo, told, visit, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:17 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Blonds Not Dumb

Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:28 AM

automatically, bet, blonds, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, dumb, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 11:01 AM; by mic-d

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JOKES

Mortgage Salesman

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2008 11:44 AM

cash, company, consolidate, debts, freeing, home, husband, improvements, martha, mortgage, paid, parried, phone, picked, rang, recently, refinance, replied, salesman, silence

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:44 AM; by Rodgera

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Please Pay

Started by nev25, 31st January 2008 08:27 PM

ago, automatically, bet, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, fast-talking, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, silence, stupid, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:20 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Three Tradesmen.

Started by artme, 28th November 2007 07:42 AM

1/1000, 1/32, accuracy, accurate, bastards, beat, beer, brickie, carpenter, conversation, fitter, hard, moments, pointlaughwoot, quality, silence, tradesmen, turner

Replies: 0
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 07:42 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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Firm sues forum to silence critics

Started by pawnhead, 12th September 2007 09:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accepting, attention, close, comments, critics, digg, donations, express, firm, forum, forums, free, idea, imagine, nasty, ocau, paying, precedent, published, set, silence, simon, specifics, speech, sues, support, threads, users, website, wright

Replies: 22
Views: 4,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2007 11:26 AM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Non wood related but funny none the less

Started by manoftalent, 7th October 2007 03:22 PM

20th, 25th, agreed, anniversary, australia, cared, drink, fabulous, funny, guy, guys, hard, harry, hey, mate, moment, planned, pretty, related, sat, silence, sitting, suppose, taking, thinking, top, trip, week, wife, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 03:45 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

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Three Day Silence

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2007 07:18 PM

burglars, casserole, day, days, doh, downstairs, eating, happened, heard, kitchen, matter, night, noise, nudged, replied, silence, spoken, sunday, teach, thatll, tonight, tuna, wake, whispered, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 10:28 PM; by thefixer

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Cowboys

Started by Shedhand, 15th November 2006 11:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barn, breaking, coffee, colts, cowboy, cowboys, cows, cup, day, dogs, eat, fixing, found, lesbian, life, makes, morning, real, replied, rodeos, sat, shower, silence, sipping, spent, starbucks, thinking, watch, woman, women

Replies: 28
Views: 4,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 08:13 PM; by Shedhand

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Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

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Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

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"Dear Diary,

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st September 2006 04:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

argument, automatically, blonde, call, contractor, dear, diary, double, efficient, energy, expensive, fast, finally, guess, guy, hellloooo, helllooooo, house, hung, line, pane, pay, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, windows, won

Replies: 15
Views: 2,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:28 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

replacement windows

Started by goat, 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM

anymore, automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helloooo, house, hung, installed, line, pay, replaced, replacement, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM; by goat

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A Bit of respect please

Started by Gumby, 28th July 2006 03:03 PM

250th, 7.30pm, bit, brightly, deeds, evening, hold, line, moments, observe, planets, reflect, respect, shine, silence, star, tonight, unfold, universe, wars

Replies: 12
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 06:47 PM; by maglite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Baseball Quote

Started by Rodgera, 1st June 2006 02:41 PM

answered, ballpark, baseball, berras, call, called, cargo, center, dawned, eek, famous, figure, head, husband, immediately, moment, phone, replied, responded, ship, silence, til, told, ups, woman, yogi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 02:41 PM; by Rodgera

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singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Speaking of Beers

Started by fxst, 20th January 2006 06:13 PM

amazement, barman, beer, beers, bladdy, brewing, bruce, ceo, coke, diet, drinkin, fookin, forward, fosters, guinness, ice, king, lemon, paddy, pansies, pete, silence, speaking, stare, steps, stunned, tanks, wit, world, written

Replies: 12
Views: 2,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 10:37 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Windows

Started by bennylaird, 19th October 2005 08:20 AM

argument, automatically, boy, call, complaining, contractor, diary, doesn’t, double-pane, energy-efficient, expensive, fast, guess, guy, heard, house, hung, installed, line, pay, proceeded, replaced, sales, silence, stupid, talking, told, week, windows, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2005 08:20 AM; by bennylaird

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Missing Members?

Started by E. maculata, 22nd September 2005 09:57 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

apparently, ben, davy, human, lost, members, missing, noticed, prominent, silence, vic, vocal, wayne, wondering

Replies: 52
Views: 6,622

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2005 08:27 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

:)

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM

church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:39 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

funeral

Started by Caliban, 28th September 2005 10:48 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2005 10:48 AM; by Caliban

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how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Hunters

Started by Geoff Dean, 25th August 2005 07:16 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2005 10:51 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

Silence is Golden

Started by Baz, 11th July 2005 08:58 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golden, golf, groan, house, hurtful, husband, left-handed, live, makes, married, pictures, proper, remarry, replace, shes, silence, sleep, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Telemarketers (again)

Started by kiwigeo, 7th July 2005 08:11 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

call, centre, child, conversation, current, deal, deduce, denied, dishonest, flatly, hook, household, hurredly, india, lied, minutes, offering, pay, phone, provider, ring, sell, service, silence, sound, stop, stunned, telemarketer, telemarketers, turner

Replies: 41
Views: 4,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2005 06:49 PM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Unusual Funeral

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 09:57 PM

answered, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, disturb, dog, feet, funeral, happened, hearse, husband, husbands, inquired, killed, line, moment, mother-in-law, passed, pit, poignant, replied, silence, solitary, thoughtful, time, unusual, walking, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 10:01 PM; by goat

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How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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JOKES

Family Law

Started by Iain, 1st February 2005 08:19 AM

bar, belong, candy, chair, children, custody, divorce, dollar, family, judge, law, local, machine, moment, mountain, mountaineer, remote, replied, retain, rose, scene, section, silence, slowly, story, tiny, village, virginia, west, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2005 08:19 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

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