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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

Fix/Sharpen Hand Meat Grinder/Mincer.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th April 2014 09:40 AM

30mm, accumulates, badly, beef, call, core, cut, cutter, designed, flat, ground, hand, hard, imagine, meat, operate, plate, pushed, renovateforum.com, rotation, shaft, shaped, solid, space, star, stuff, table, thread, tissue, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2014 09:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Rules Women should follow

Started by _fly_, 10th October 2013 01:37 PM

30.the, 31.if, answer, balance, beer, bodies, cat, cold, essential, expect, follow, gay, idiot, interpreted, magazines, makes, male, meals, meant, meat, models, months, peeing, relationship, rules, shoes, sport, tired, white, women

Replies: 6
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2013 03:51 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Job Requirement

Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2013 04:58 PM

applicant, delicatessen, handle, impressing, inch, job, lenses, manager, meat, microscopes, personnel, prospective, required, requirement, slice, ten-thousandths, thick, woolies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 04:58 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Reasons not to sharpen to a fine edge

Started by rsser, 12th May 2013 05:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#6000, axe, behaviour, capsicum, change, compared, cut, dammit, edge, fine, finger, found, gently, ground, harder, index, kindling, knife, meat, newly, oddly, push, ran, reasons, required, rolleyes, sharpen, skin, stone, time

Replies: 15
Views: 2,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2013 03:34 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

BBQ Rules

Started by MBM888, 4th May 2013 04:12 PM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, dunno, eating, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, organize, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 5
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2013 08:36 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Horse meat

Started by rwbuild, 15th February 2013 03:00 PM

.externalclass, 12pt, bar, beef, bit, blue;, burger, burgers, color, coming, cow, dead, face?”, flogging, font-family, font-size, font-weight, horse, horse…, ingredients, meat, normal;, tesco, text-decoration, times, underline, version, wordsection1, “illegal

Replies: 2
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 09:24 PM; by chippysu

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JOKES

G'day everyone

Started by tysoni, 16th March 2012 11:26 AM

ballarat, bought, building, buy, cedar, cheers, day, essential, father, forum, gday, hand, handy, ian, lived, lost, machine, meat, melbourne, power, read, recently, red, remarrying, restoring, safe, sewing, tools, understanding, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2012 01:58 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

rabbit control victoria

Started by dantbaker, 16th March 2012 07:39 AM

bit, block, cheers, control, dan, fox, guys, happy, hobby, hunting, licences, luck, meat, mine, obvious, people, post, pretty, produce, property, rabbit, rabbits, reasons, shooters, shooting, size, suburban, trees, trouble, victoria

Replies: 0
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 07:39 AM; by dantbaker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fixing 50x50 rhs tp brickwork with countersunk fasteners

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd February 2012 08:50 PM

1.5mm, 50x50, 5mm, bolt, brick, brickwork, build, countersink, countersunk, fastener, fasteners, finish, fixing, flush, frame, gate, knowledge, meat, metal, normal, read, renovateforum.com, rhs, steel, thick, thread, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2012 08:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Australia day

Started by chambezio, 26th January 2012 05:11 PM

australia, australian, bastard, beer, call, called, coin, day, excuse, feel, forward, friends, kiwis, makes, meat, offer, pretty, pronounce, sense, stubbies, summer, tastes, understand, wagga, wheel, woop, word, words, world, woy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 12:02 PM; by colbra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Happy Australia Day

Started by Grumpy John, 26th January 2011 09:33 AM

1970s, australia, australian, cars, day, football, happy, holden, icehouse, kakadu, kangaroos, land, meat, pies, southern, youtube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 12:13 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Howdy All

Started by jynks, 8th August 2010 09:21 PM

4000, 850, bench, bought, busy, central, doubt, fired, forward, guidance, gum, howdy, kel, meat, outdoor, oven, patio, photos, pieces, pizza, project, reckon, rose, shape, sharing, started, tips, weeks, wood, “l”

Replies: 6
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2010 09:55 PM; by orificiam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Didn't take long

Started by GRS, 15th July 2010 10:46 PM

butchers, horse, long, looked, meat, processed, selling, started, west

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 10:46 PM; by GRS

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JOKES

Aldi Meat Grinder..

Started by timbo123, 25th February 2010 12:02 PM

aldi, buys, cheers, comming, experience, grinder, grinding, guys, hurry, limited, mar, meat, mincer, model, sheep, special, stocks, thurs, usual, week

Replies: 3
Views: 5,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 07:45 PM; by malb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

BBQ rules

Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 12:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Walnut Oil (cooking)

Started by Freo, 27th January 2010 02:14 PM

60cm, appears, block, blue, board, chopped, chopping, cooked, cooking, dad, deli, dia, discoloured, food, holding, jarrah, log, meat, oil, oils, process, rancid, re-oiling, smelly, texted, thick, told, unusual, walnut, yesterday

Replies: 12
Views: 3,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2010 11:57 PM; by Frank&Earnest

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FINISHING

Free meat

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM

ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 05:18 PM; by ozhunter

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JOKES

Cheap meat !!!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 25th November 2009 08:36 AM

$20, cheap, dear, door-to-door, legs, meat, selling, venison

Replies: 3
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 09:10 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Free meat pies at shell. 1 per person per day.

Started by soulspirit, 8th July 2009 06:20 PM

2tsup, cooking, daily, day, forum, free, meat, move, news, person, pie, pies, print, shell

Replies: 6
Views: 2,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2009 08:30 AM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Perth W.A.

Started by Meat Man, 13th June 2009 02:03 AM

billed, collection, dabbled, exchange, forum, gain, gday, hope, information, lot, meat, people, perth, serious, time, tool, w.a, watching, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 03:13 PM; by Meat Man

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Should I tell him?

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th March 2009 01:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloke, boyfriend, carrot, cut, daughters, diet, dog, dry, eggs, eukanubra, finished, food, grated, lamb, loaf, love, meat, meatloaf, minced, palletised, phil, proceeded, pumpkin, sandwich, science, tasted

Replies: 16
Views: 2,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2009 12:33 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Food Safe

Started by wheelinround, 13th January 2009 03:22 PM

75-year-old, addressing, ago, audience, awful, cake, dangerous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, meat, quiet, raised, realizes, red, row, safe, sitting, soft, softly, suffering, water, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,856

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 11:53 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Newbie with 4 thumbs

Started by Moondog55, 12th January 2009 02:49 PM

beating, block, browser, building, butchers, cook, cutting, diyaudio, expert, forum, gardener, gday, home, joining, meat, monicker, newbie, note, real, speakers, ted, thumbs, time, tool

Replies: 14
Views: 1,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 06:45 PM; by Moondog55

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Will I Live to be 80

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:14 PM

%#$t, age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, doctor, drive, eat, fast, frequently, gamble, golf, hiking, home, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, rib-eye, ribs, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tennis, time, unhealthy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 04:22 PM; by ant75s

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JOKES

Handy Hints

Started by Jack Plane, 17th September 2008 12:04 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2008 02:02 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

BBQs can fix global warming!

Started by weisyboy, 24th July 2008 06:28 PM

add, animals, barbie, bbqs, becuas, chose, contrary, decided, eating, enviroment, fire, fix, funds, global, kill, meat, mother, nature, night, populte, raise, save, seams, stop, summer, tagile, vegetarian, warming, watchinf, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 10:56 PM; by switt775

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

woodies events

Started by weisyboy, 24th May 2008 10:00 PM

basis, becuase, encouraging, events, forum, found, gether, meat, missed, noticed, opinion, page, past, regular, scroling, threads, top, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:00 PM; by weisyboy

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

super market spill

Started by nine fingers, 16th May 2008 07:46 PM

,bruised, 750, bad, bit, box, bruised, cold, doh, drive, feeling, fingers, flattened, foot, home, kinda, left, market, meat, neck, noggin, scrap, sleep, sore, spill, super, vegies, whoosh, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 09:14 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Allan's New Doctor

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd April 2008 08:15 AM

alcohol, allan, beach, boating, cars, doctor, doctors, drive, eat, exhaustive, fast, fishing, gamble, golf, lab, looked, lot, lots, meat, playing, red, relaxing, replied, spend, sun, tests, time, told, unhealthy, visits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 07:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Food Poisoning Worry

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th March 2008 06:36 AM

addressing, ago, allan, cake, dangerous, disastrous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, material, meat, poisoning, quiet, raises, red, row, sitting, softly, stomachs, suffering, water, wedding, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 11:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Wisdom Of Our Time...?

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th February 2008 05:04 PM

75%, bad, company, control, fun, fuzzy, gaseous, green, intelligence, lawyers, learn, meat, merge, money, ninety-nine, organs, people, percent, phone, population, produce, red, reproductive, rest, survey, time, wisdom, worse, wurlitzer, xerox

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:03 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Securing Clothes Line on Wire Cut Bricks????

Started by Fr_303, 11th December 2007 10:55 AM

brick, bricks, clothes, cut, fold, hit, holes, ideas, line, mater, meat, method, securing, spacing, wall, wire

Replies: 6
Views: 2,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 06:57 PM; by Tools

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Man Spit Roasts 550kg Camel

Started by Metal Head, 19th November 2007 07:28 AM

1996, 2.7, 500, 550kg, barbecuing, camel, cook, diners, falco, feasted, french, intrepid, largest, litres, man, meal, meat, moroccan, oil, record, roasts, safi, seaside, spit, spit-roasting, tonnes, town, wood, world, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 2,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 06:58 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Will I LIve to be 80.

Started by Barry_White, 17th November 2007 06:32 PM

age, barbecued, bicycling, cars, concerned, doctor, drive, fairly, fast, gamble, golf, hiking, lab, live, looked, lot, meat, playing, red, ribs, s#&t, sailing, sex, spend, steaks, sun, tests, time, unhealthy, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:03 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Diet Workshop

Started by Rodgera, 13th November 2007 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Spagetti

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 9th October 2007 11:01 PM

affair, agreed, arrives, balls, born, card, child, decieded, fell, home, horrified, itally, italy, lady, left, mail, means, meat, months, post, pregnant, read, sauce, send, solution, spagetti, strange, suggested, wealth, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2007 11:01 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

BBQ Rules

Started by Rodgera, 15th September 2007 06:58 PM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bring, brings, burning, concludes, cooking, dishes, efforts, enjoyed, grill, makes, meat, napkins, night, plates, pleasing, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, situation, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 07:05 PM; by johnc

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JOKES

Installing power point in render

Started by Graha, 5th August 2007 05:11 PM

access, brick, build, cable, connections, decided, double, drill, electrical, electrician, feed, fix, graha, hole, installing, issues, kitchen, leave, meat, moved, oven, point, power, putting, recently, render, render/concrete, renovated, space, unit

Replies: 7
Views: 3,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 10:47 PM; by Fuzzie

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Chainsaw Safety videos

Started by BobL, 24th May 2007 11:11 PM

add, applied, bit, chainsaw, chainsaws, clip, clothing, ham, impacting, irritating, loop, lump, meat, minute, movie, posts, range, recently, revving, safety, squeamish, squirm, stop, trousers/chaps, video, videos, view, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 06:29 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
SAFETY

Nice forstner bit,,, graphic

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th February 2007 09:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, bloody, doh, doin, drill, dumbass, finga, finger, flippa, flippered, forstner, graphic, hand, hole, inside, jumped, meat, minced, munched, nice, overnight, penguin, press, save, shame, stay, surguy, tenons, tryin, yesty

Replies: 33
Views: 6,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 11:42 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
SAFETY

Zapped by fuse

Started by sammy_h, 19th February 2007 07:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

afternoon, assume, attempting, block, box, cartridge, changing, chest, earth, frightens, fuse, hand, happen, heard, hit, imagine, immediately, leaning, left, live, lot, massive, meat, metal, pull, pulling, sandwich, tingles, zap, zapped

Replies: 15
Views: 3,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2007 01:47 PM; by pedro the swift

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Do Weber's Die ?

Started by Gumby, 28th January 2007 06:09 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 10:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What I did on my Holidays.

Started by Flowboy, 10th January 2007 08:32 PM

box, changed, changing, cigarette, dad, delivery, flipped, food, hed, holidays, home, joy, knife, lanes, lights, marching, meat, move, plane, pulled, questioned, router, ruler, signal, step, time, times, traffic, van, window

Replies: 9
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:55 AM; by Chesand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Smoke House

Started by 8ball, 4th December 2006 03:07 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 11:40 AM; by A-Marks

Forum:
FINISHING

A Meeting With Wongo

Started by Felder, 27th October 2006 05:22 PM

bloke, bought, chicken, dans, daughter, diy, friday, greet, home, hot, hours, house, lunch, meal, meat, meet, meeting, noticed, parked, polite, scott, shy, soup, starts, stuff, ute, wife, wong, wongo, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:56 AM; by Jim Carroll

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 2,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Go STORM :)

Started by Lignum, 23rd September 2006 10:45 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

Replies: 48
Views: 5,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2006 07:19 PM; by Drongo

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

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