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Any forum members missing/unaccounted for?

Started by Timless Timber, 8th January 2014 03:41 PM

backwoodsmen, bigfoot, bunnies, bush, claims, forum, guitar, headcount, hunter, identity, jus, killed, knowing, lost, members, millers, missing, missing or unaccounted, missing/unaccounted, mistaken, pickin, rag, regular, sayin, timber, tracked, wink, wondered, wondering, yahoo7

Replies: 0
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2014 03:41 PM; by Timless Timber

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3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Crows

Started by fenderbelly, 19th September 2013 10:16 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 11:38 AM; by CAG

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Another Crow Joke

Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th September 2013 11:51 PM

calls, car, cars, close, crow, crows, discovered, feed, joke, killed, research, road, tree, truck, trucks, university

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2013 05:57 PM; by A Duke

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Agreeable Theory

Started by Breslau, 23rd August 2013 12:06 PM

agreeable, alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, herd, intake, killed, kills, machine, natural, naturally, regular, selection, slowest, smarter, that’s, theory, weaker, weakest

Replies: 4
Views: 1,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2013 10:07 PM; by chrisb691

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Government Studies, our Tax Dollars in action

Started by Breslau, 12th June 2013 10:39 AM

action, avian, behaviourist, car, crows, determine, determined, disproportionate, dollars, eat, flu, government, impact, kill, killed, kills, nearby, ornithological, percentages, road, short, spent, studies, tax, tree, truck, versus, warn, wisely, “truck”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2013 10:39 AM; by Breslau

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Spray painted wood without primer - am I screwed?

Started by tompab, 29th August 2012 07:55 PM

bit, black, blotchy, clarify, edit, fantastic, feel, finish, glossy, holes, inside, killed, layer, live, nice, normal, paint, painted, partly, primer, rack, sand, screwed, smooth, spice, spray, supposed, taking, weeks, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 9,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2012 10:07 AM; by soundman

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FINISHING

It's so utterly sad when an old friend dies

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2012 05:10 PM

attached, boots, dies, finally, friend, friends, killed, moondog, read, renovateforum.com, sad, thread, thumbnails, utterly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Good golfer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2012 05:33 PM

allan, approached, ball, bounced, clump, gap, gates, golfer, good, green, heaven, hit, killed, mighty, noticed, peter, replied, slight, swing, teed, tree, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 05:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

Soaked QLDer's again

Started by wheelinround, 15th October 2011 09:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abc, australian, broadcasting, corporation, dry, effected, hit, hope, killed, news, qld, qlder, qlders, ravage, safe, soaked, storms, tools

Replies: 26
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2011 03:34 PM; by HOOKED.UP

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Need help keeping the chatoyancy

Started by waveink, 3rd July 2011 01:33 PM

320, adding, advise, chatoyancy, cherry, coats, depth, famous, finishing, gem-like, gloss, keeping, killed, lose, method, nice, oil-based, poor, possibly, project, rubbing, sanding, shimmer, shine, showcase, timber, top, varnish, wax, wiping

Replies: 3
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 07:48 PM; by Master Splinter

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FINISHING

Grin and Bear it.

Started by bullfright, 20th April 2011 05:14 PM

animal, bear, camp, completely, czech, decided, female, finally, found, grin, grizzly, incident, international, killed, male, means, missing, party, ranger, ravaged, responded, russian, scientist, scientists, search, sign, study, told, trail, yellowstone

Replies: 6
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Punctuality

Started by Rodgera, 26th March 2011 12:15 PM

a.m, arrival, aware, bent, boss, bruised, clock, corridor, day, entire, eyes, flights, glasses, hour, killed, late, limped, munruben, munrubens, painfully, passed, punched, punctuality, roll, rolled, scratched, stairs, subway, time, tripped

Replies: 3
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2011 06:44 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

20 Litre Kero drum tap

Started by Fuzzie, 1st February 2011 06:56 PM

bit, bulk, couple, diggers/bunnings, drum, drums, fit, force, ground, guess, infrequent, kero, killed, kreo, litre, lot, manage, metal, nightmare, nits, nylon, shift, shower, shut, suitable, tap, taps, thankfully, tolerant, type

Replies: 6
Views: 8,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2011 02:50 PM; by Fuzzie

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FINISHING

Seeing Eye Dog

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 10:33 AM

amazement, ass, blind, coat, control, cookie, direction, dog, earth, eye, fatal, head, ignoring, incident, intersection, kick, killed, leads, observed, offers, partially, passerby, pocket, replies, rewarding, street, thick, traffic, volume, zooming

Replies: 2
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:46 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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For Eagles supporters

Started by groverwa, 13th August 2010 11:23 PM

2010, afl, call, coast, common, dead, eagle, eagles, electricians, falling, finals, finish, goal, guarantee, home, killed, ladder, people, pizza, play, possums, post, quarters, road, sitting, supporters, watching, west, worsfold, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2010 03:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Another back yard hero sayin hi!

Started by Jaze, 2nd August 2010 12:04 PM

advice, building, cheers, chewing, coast, ears, east, forward, furniture, furniture/cabinet, gday, head, hearing, hero, hobby, hold, home, jay, killed, living, maker, names, passion, passionate, sayin, sentimental, shed, stories, trade, yard

Replies: 6
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2010 01:14 PM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

when I almost became an Aussie

Started by Rifleman1776, 23rd July 2010 03:52 AM

accepted, american, americans, aussie, australia, australian, beaches, beautiful, citizen, citizenship, conditions, considered, enthusiasm, frontier, government, killed, land, letters, mens, nude, opportunities, received, requirement, roll, series, sheds, time, u.s, viewed, women

Replies: 9
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2010 09:57 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Our sneaky politicians

Started by Sebastiaan56, 28th April 2010 08:09 AM

bill, explains, human, jail, killed, law, laws, modern, obnoxious, oskar, partisan, politicians, proposal, quickly, radar, revisions, rights, schindler, sneaky, support, usual

Replies: 8
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2010 04:02 PM; by hughie

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The witch doctor

Started by BEKKY, 21st March 2010 05:28 PM

african, boil, boiled, call, cure, cured, days, doc, doctor, friend, kill, killed, lotion, mine, pal, pot, rash, replied, rub, rubbed, solution, stuff, terrible, tribesman, witch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2010 06:38 PM; by fenderbelly

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Lyre, lyre.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2010 06:47 PM

allan, ate, befriended, bird, company, couple, days, deer, eagle, found, hills, hunting, imitate, killed, lost, lyre, parrot, replied, rescuers, rodgera, starving, taste, virtually, wombat

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Why do young people think theyre immortal??

Started by kiwigeo, 17th January 2010 08:29 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

15-year-old, 19-year-old, car, carload, control, crash, crashed, driver, epping, flowers, force, ground, immortal, killed, melbourne, morang, mourners, north, people, ripped, scene, site, south, stood, sunday, survivor, travelling, tree, vehicle, young

Replies: 103
Views: 9,975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2010 12:53 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blood 'n' Bone, does it burn plants?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd January 2010 01:50 PM

bag, bed, blood, bone, bought, burn, fern, fertilesers, garden, granular, growing, guide, guys, hanging, killed, leaves, pauper's, plants, provided, read, renovateforum.com, scatter, thread, type, wondering, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2010 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Best Xmas decorations ever

Started by gawdelpus, 11th December 2009 11:51 AM

accidents, attempted, christmas, climbed, consequences, couldn’t, decorations, didn’t, drove, fake, grabbed, happy, house, john, killed, ladder, lady, literally, news, people, pound, putting, realize, tire, top, tracks, wrecked, xmas, yard, yard.”

Replies: 11
Views: 2,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:52 AM; by artme

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Shellawax

Started by munruben, 12th December 2009 10:45 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2009 10:40 PM; by munruben

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Dangerous place to live

Started by artme, 28th November 2009 10:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

5mins, afternoon, bike, couple, dangerous, drug, drugs, heard, house, hundred, informed, killed, live, looked, maid, meters, morning, motor, murdered, outskirts, people, place, place-, related, riding, shaken, shot, story, surmise, town

Replies: 21
Views: 3,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 11:59 PM; by diver doug

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Sanitary Pump

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th September 2009 03:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Sanitary Pump

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th September 2009 03:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Funeral

Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:34 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Food Safe

Started by wheelinround, 13th January 2009 03:22 PM

75-year-old, addressing, ago, audience, awful, cake, dangerous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, meat, quiet, raised, realizes, red, row, safe, sitting, soft, softly, suffering, water, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 11:53 PM; by joe greiner

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swattn' flies

Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM

beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht

Replies: 4
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 08:30 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Cutting oil drums warning

Started by Grahame Collins, 15th April 2008 08:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, activity, ambulance, ankle, bad, burn, burnt, call, cart, charters, colleague, cut, cutting, drum, drums, grahame, grinder, hip, hospital, incident, killed, mention, oil, school, similar, student, towers, warning, worse, worthy

Replies: 20
Views: 17,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 01:37 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
SAFETY

Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Beer Is Good For You

Started by ravlord13, 6th April 2008 04:25 PM

alcohol, attacks, beer, beers, brain, buffalo, cells, consumption, efficient, eliminates, excessive, fast, faster, feel, good, health, herd, hunted, intake, killed, kills, machine, naturally, norm, operate, regular, slowest, smarter, weaker, weakest

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 04:25 PM; by ravlord13

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JOKES

Food Poisoning Worry

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th March 2008 06:36 AM

addressing, ago, allan, cake, dangerous, disastrous, doctor, drinking, eat, eating, food, front, germs, grief, hand, killed, material, meat, poisoning, quiet, raises, red, row, sitting, softly, stomachs, suffering, water, wedding, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 11:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Labelling of plant poisons

Started by spruik, 12th March 2008 09:43 PM

100, accidents, closed, coding, colour, contact, container, corners, entire, finished, hide, insect, intented, killed, labelling, looked, manufacturers, nearing, paving, photinias, plant, poisons, product, products, realise, round, spray, sprayed, weedkiller, weeds

Replies: 9
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 08:02 PM; by Howdya do that

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Old Cow

Started by Dirty Doogie, 23rd January 2008 10:31 AM

car, cigar, clintons, cow, cow.’, cuban, daughters, door, driver, farmer, fast, hand, happened, happily, hillary, huge, inside, killed, lipstick, passionate, rare, replied, rest, smeared, smiling, stepped, stop, wife, wine, ‘im

Replies: 4
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 03:56 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Cats/Dogs in Gardens etc etc

Started by Colin Howkins, 6th January 2008 12:17 AM

amount, anethetized, animal, apparently, baiting, castrated, cats or dogs, chair, chairman, control, dogs, dogs/dingoes, eloquent, gardens, hapless, injurious, killed, male, meeting, perpetrated, prescribed, presentation, sheep, shooting, solution, suffering, thinking, trap, trapping, traps

Replies: 2
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 12:09 AM; by Eli

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

u-beaut joke

Started by munruben, 28th November 2007 10:53 PM

250mil, ate, beautiful, finish, guy, hear, jar, joke, killed, traditional, u-beaut, ubeaut, wax

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:53 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Chainsaw Chaps work!

Started by OGYT, 10th November 2007 01:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15-20, accidents, ago, aware, bois, careful, careless, chainsaw, chaps, cut, darc, fall, google, happened, hurt, kevlar, killed, knee, labonville, limb, months, regularly, saw.d, sawed, stopped, strands, them.2tsup, tree, wear, work

Replies: 21
Views: 13,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 07:52 PM; by ribot

Forum:
SAFETY

Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stolen GPS Leads Police To Hideout

Started by Metal Head, 1st November 2007 07:45 AM

alerted, business, cat, contacted, curiosity, demonstration, development, doubt, equipment, fleetlink, funny, gps, griffith, hideout, killed, laugh, leads, location, manager, month, murray, outsmart, pack, plug, police, search, silly, stolen, thief, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:08 PM; by felixe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Nimrods - Flying Bombs

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:28 PM

afghanistan, aircraft, blame, board, bombs, caused, crash, e-mail, e-mails, explosion, flying, fuel, inquiry, internal, killed, knight, leak, leaks, mod, months, mr2, nimrod, nimrods, people, published, raf, report, revealed, safety, service

Replies: 7
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 06:57 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to sex Flies

Started by QbnDusty, 18th October 2007 07:44 PM

beer, earth, easy, females, flies, fly, home, house, husband, killed, killing, males, replied, sex, shopping, swatter, telephone, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 07:44 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

An Unusual Funeral

Started by Rodgera, 13th September 2007 08:09 AM

answered, approaching, attacked, black, borrow, cemetery, dog, file, funeral, happened, hearse, inquired, join, killed, metres, moment, mother-in-law, nearby, passes, poignant, procession, queue, replied, silence, single, solitary, thoughtful, unusual, walking, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 08:09 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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