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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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JOKES

The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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There was this guy

Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 10:34 PM

absolutely, bank, besotted, bring, called, carried, current, day, decided, drowned, fell, girl, girlfriend, gorgeous, guy, lorraine, lot, moment, obvious, planned, pretty, ran, river, singing, slipped, smiling, started, stopped, times, walk

Replies: 4
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2013 03:21 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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Hello from Sunny Brisbane

Started by Flower9122, 8th July 2013 10:55 PM

1970s, brisbane, cheers, circa, crossed, fingers, fixer, furniture, gorgeous, house, husband, iris, oak, piece, plan, project, purchased, restore, short-term, sideboard, silky, slow, sunny, weatherboard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2013 12:15 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Restoring a blackwood deco table - first-timer!

Started by MissCassy, 3rd August 2012 02:08 PM

advice, appears, art, blackwood, deco, dining, finishes, firsttimer, glossy, gorgeous, hope, legs, love, main, natural, nick, oil, pine, ply, pretty, requires, restoration, restored, restoring, similar, simple, solid, stripped, table, timber

Replies: 6
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2012 02:14 PM; by Horsecroft88

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RESTORATION

G'day from the hills

Started by arniew, 30th March 2012 07:06 AM

acre, ago, arnie, built, corner, dandy, discovered, fabulous, falling, feels, fell, found, gday, gorgeous, hills, home, house, land, living, love, lurking, money, passed, past, ranges, rentals, shed, stuffed, tucked, weeks

Replies: 11
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2012 11:48 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Inies and Outies

Started by artme, 17th March 2012 11:07 AM

ate, belly, button, dancing, dinner, floor, girls, gorgeous, haired, inies, night, outies, outy, singing, tahiti, tahitian, themdp, whle

Replies: 7
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2012 07:59 AM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do I seal and/or waterproof Burnt Timber?

Started by Lis_n_Luke, 11th May 2011 03:38 PM

and or or, burnt, charring, effect, eventually, finish, flake, friends, gorgeous, heal, home, layer, lis, oil, penetrate, poly, product, refresh, renew, ridiculous, running, scorched, seal, surface, thankyou, thinking, timber, type, water, waterproof

Replies: 2
Views: 3,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2011 05:57 AM; by Barrie Restall

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FINISHING

Metal Basher from Torquay sees the light.

Started by OtwayRider, 18th February 2011 11:10 AM

$120, 200, advice, basher, beautiful, benchtop, benefit, billiard, building, cost, cypress, dar, experience, gorgeous, gum, ironbark, light, metal, options, pete, qld, red, run, sees, smoother, table, thicknesser, torquay, twist, warp

Replies: 4
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 05:04 AM; by issatree

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

What's wrong with this antique?

Started by griffibo, 4th May 2009 01:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, ages, antique, appreciated, bit, biting, bonnie, cabinet, condition, description, display, ebay, expect, expensive, gorgeous, mahogany, people, perfect, pretty, putting, restoration, satinwood, sell, told, wrong

Replies: 17
Views: 4,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 02:32 PM; by rrobor

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RESTORATION

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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Turner handles .... whereforartthou?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th May 2009 01:40 PM

75599, attached, attachment, cabinet, continuing, ebay, eternally, gorgeous, grateful, handles, kitchen, makeover, missed, read, renovateforum.com, retro, similar, sob, theme, thread, thumbnails, turner, whereforartthou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 01:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Howdy

Started by mumof2, 23rd February 2009 12:04 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 02:17 PM; by bullfright

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Heart problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th May 2008 03:32 PM

allan, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, chirpy, clicks, days, doctor, gorgeous, happy, heart, hot, lady, mama, mouse, murmour, problems, replied, street, strutting, teach, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 03:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Water/Heat marks on table top

Started by Elise, 15th January 2008 11:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

absolutely, applied, bear, brasso, cheers, circle, coats, elise, entire, fix, gorgeous, hot, job, leave, marks, messing, newbie, oak, patch, professionally, professionals, scared, shellac, silky, stained, table, told, top, water or heat, white

Replies: 22
Views: 9,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2008 10:45 PM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The old guy & the frog..

Started by BazzaDLB, 11th January 2008 01:04 PM

absolutely, beautiful, changing, dead, decided, eye, figured, frog, frogs, garden, gorgeous, guess, guy, guys, heck, hotel, immediately, kiss, lonely, ooooooohhhhhhh, pet, pond, poop, princess, returned, rock, searched, sexy, suddenly, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Gloss or Matte finish for Jarrah & Tassie Oak Flooring?

Started by JustAChick, 3rd January 2008 08:55 AM

bit, brighter, care, darker, dining/lounge, downstairs, dust, finish, finishes, floorboards, flooring, gloss, gorgeous, hallway, hear, jarrah, light, love, matte, oak, opinions, recycled, reflect, tassie, told, warned, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 4,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 04:21 PM; by JustAChick

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FLOORING

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

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KKK - Sort of

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2007 09:54 AM

blonde, body, christian, confess, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, feel, friends, glory, gorgeous, kkk, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, sort, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 09:54 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Alabama Preacher

Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM

alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 04:03 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Silky oak mouldings

Started by Sigidi, 20th September 2006 11:35 PM

5x1, architraves, betond, bit, blanks, colour, cut, dmoney, don;t, dried, figure, free, gorgeous, mind, mouldings, nice, oak, pink, processing, ray, silica, silky, skite, solid, spending, terrific, thinking, timber, time/effort, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2006 03:54 PM; by journeyman Mick

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Genie

Started by fred.n, 6th September 2006 08:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 08:58 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

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1930's Floorboards

Started by 302gxl, 19th June 2006 10:08 PM

12m2, 15cm, 1930, 1930s, boards, carpet, confirm, dining, extend, floorboards, gorgeous, guys, hall, house, houses, inches, info, job, oak, pull, pulling, real, reuse, source, stained, tassie, tips, unstained, wide

Replies: 11
Views: 4,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 08:56 PM; by rowie

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FLOORING

The Irishman

Started by Eddie Jones, 6th June 2006 12:30 PM

blonde, castaway, closer, drop, eyes, fell, flask, forgotten, gods, gorgeous, hearing, irish, irishman, knees, looked, played, pocket, reaches, replied, sleeve, smoke, sobbed, speck, suit, takes, tears, tis, trembling, wet, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 12:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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sensitive man

Started by doug the slug, 9th March 2006 10:38 AM

bar, bears, bedroom, chest, children, clothes, covering, coyly, cuddly, extensive, father, god, gorgeous, guy, hot, hundreds, impressed, kiss, man, meets, mention, middle, rip, sensitive, shelf, strokes, talk, teddy, thinking, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 06:55 PM; by Termite

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The tourist

Started by Breslauer, 19th August 2005 05:49 AM

american, appropriately, beds, bloom, bobby, british, call, decides, delivery, embassy, enters, flowers, follow, french, gate, gorgeous, hedges, hospitality, huge, lane, leads, london, public, relieve, relieved, replied, restroom, sir, tourist, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 05:49 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Airlines

Started by Geoff Dean, 21st April 2005 10:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:54 AM; by Geoff Dean

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Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

Oh Father!!!

Started by Iain, 22nd October 2004 06:43 PM

beach, bikini, blond, bought, chairs, determined, dressed, enjoy, father, gorgeous, hear, incognito, loud, morning, nodded, outrageous, priests, replied, settled, store, string, sunshine, sweet, taking, time, topless, vacation, walking, wearing, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2004 12:23 AM; by scooter

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Dining Out

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM

600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Loraine

Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 1999 08:10 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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New store selling husbands (and wives)

The Alphabet Wife

There was this guy

Hello from Sunny Brisbane

Restoring a blackwood deco table - first-timer!

G'day from the hills

Inies and Outies

How do I seal and/or waterproof Burnt Timber?

Metal Basher from Torquay sees the light.

The Husband Store

What's wrong with this antique?

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Turner handles .... whereforartthou?

Howdy

Last Wish

Heart problems

Which airline?

Water/Heat marks on table top

Hot mamma!

The old guy & the frog..

Gloss or Matte finish for Jarrah & Tassie Oak Flooring?

Barry again

KKK - Sort of

Alabama Preacher

Silky oak mouldings

Genie

Four Catholic Ladies

1930's Floorboards

The Irishman

sensitive man

The tourist

Airlines

Luck.

Oh Father!!!

Dining Out

Loraine