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Help I need a commercial laser cutter service in Newcastle ish.

Started by Toymaker Len, 11th October 2018 01:37 PM

10mm, 17mm, 6mm, commercial, cut, cutter, cutting, dropped, ish, laser, mdf, moved, newcastle, objects, service, suddenly, veneered, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 6,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2018 06:08 PM; by poundy

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

It's moments like these ...

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd January 2009 05:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

approaching, avalanche, bloomin, buttons, chap, chook, corner, cyclist, day, eye, front, home, inside, madman, moments, parked, pass, passing, past, pedalled, ride, riding, seat, shirt, stage, start, suddenly, terminus, tram, wry

Replies: 34
Views: 27,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2015 07:58 PM; by mark david

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A Woodies Yarn

Forum Problems ?

Started by BaronJ, 13th July 2014 03:32 AM

add, ages, duplicated, forum, forums, guys, hours, noticed, posts, problems, reply, response, suddenly, thread

Replies: 11
Views: 2,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2014 07:02 AM; by BaronJ

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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Very lucky escape

Started by rwbuild, 10th November 2013 02:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#@$%^, bruising, claim, complicated, coughing, driver, escape, excellent, forky, gated, hospital, hurts, impact, killers, lucky, matter, medical, moving, pain, ribs, safely, safety, shoes, simple, staff, started, suddenly, task, wrong, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 3,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2013 07:32 PM; by rwbuild

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Yorkshire Love Story

Started by Stewie D, 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM

aged, bed, bugger, edit, effort, favourite, final, funeral, happy, heaven, jokes, kitchen, knees, landing, left, love, mustering, round, scones, similar, sixty, spoon, stewie, story, suddenly, table, threw, wife, world, yorkshire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2013 11:57 AM; by Stewie D

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Door mortise fill

Started by phaser, 23rd September 2013 05:55 PM

bottom, bought, deadlock, door, fill, fit, glue, intention, lock, mortise, narrow, occurred, panels, phaser, piece, poured, purpose, rectangle, solid, suddenly, suit, timber, top, vertical

Replies: 12
Views: 3,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2013 10:58 AM; by phaser

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RESTORATION

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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Two nuns

Started by chambezio, 21st February 2013 01:37 PM

amid, appeared, bastead, bat, bonnet, called, car, coming, cross, dark, driver, funny, home, jump, jumped, night, nun, nuns, passenger, pull, road, storm, stormy, suddenly, terrible, tree, vampire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2013 02:15 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

What's For Dinner?

Started by Rodgera, 2nd January 2013 09:47 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2013 09:58 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

bad day

Started by mic-d, 9th November 2012 09:00 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bad, butchers, day, deep, forgot, friend, german, grocery, heart, heavy, home, realised, returning, shopping, sigh, suddenly, visit, wurst

Replies: 35
Views: 4,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2012 10:36 PM; by RETIRED

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The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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Horror Movie

Started by fenderbelly, 13th July 2012 09:50 AM

bloke, bu@@a, church, creepy, daft, enter, horror, husband, movie, music, organ, replies, suddenly, trap, video, watching, wedding, wife, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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mineral spirits

Started by old_picker, 22nd April 2012 08:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

called, diggers, dry, found, halfway, job, medium, mineral, post, rubbed, shellac, spirits, stuff], suddenly, video, wet, white, [the

Replies: 15
Views: 3,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2012 01:01 PM; by Dengue

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FINISHING

Yikes!!!!!

Started by artme, 28th February 2012 09:57 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2012 10:08 PM; by rhancock

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HAVE YOUR SAY

The Government ransom

Started by BEKKY, 20th December 2011 04:18 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 04:15 AM; by Rodgera

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Christmas shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2011 10:00 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2011 07:53 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Pictures

Started by A Duke, 24th November 2011 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2011 10:49 PM; by A Duke

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Question for the mods

Started by bowl-basher, 17th November 2011 04:40 PM

advise, basher, bowl, fix, font, forum, mods, oooohi, question, suddenly, viewing

Replies: 8
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 03:14 PM; by oz_deal

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Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

Barbecue Forks

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2011 02:29 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 02:29 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

May Help Some ?

Started by issatree, 2nd February 2011 01:51 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2011 07:51 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another bad day

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2010 10:43 PM

attacked, bad, beetle, bruises, bug, call, centre, cut, cuts, day, desk, doctor, giant, happened, home, lady, local, medical, meters, moment, nasty, night, reception, sore, store, suddenly, tall, told, video, walking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2010 05:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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fishing.

Started by weisyboy, 11th October 2010 08:53 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 10:52 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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Update on Cinderella

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:19 PM

appeared, beautiful, biological, bob, cat, chair, cinderella, close, congratulations, corner, dead, enjoy, fairy, frightened, fulfilling, fundamental, godmother, life, likes, looked, make-up, prince, replied, rocking, sat, stood, suddenly, transform, update, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:19 PM; by Calm

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For all the photographers on here

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2010 05:30 PM

answer, closer, colour, contrast, countrys, debris, destructive, familiar, fighting, fury, honest, kevin, life, life;, move, nature, photographers, powerful, question, raging, realize, rudd, select, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, torrent, unleashing, water

Replies: 10
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2010 03:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Railroad

Started by Christos, 19th January 2010 07:40 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 11:00 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Trackside joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2009 10:18 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2009 10:42 PM; by munruben

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Irish burial at sea

Started by wheelinround, 12th November 2009 01:36 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 10:34 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Calm in training

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2009 09:03 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 09:37 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Somewhere in Sydney to paint kitchen doors?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th July 2009 02:20 PM

bit, bunch, buy, cheers, coat, doors, found, greg, guys, hey, kitchen, mdf, paint, price, priority, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, spray/polyurethane, suddenly, suggestions, sydney, thread, valuation, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 3,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 02:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Two chimps and a Blonde

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM

$100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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Cinderella

Started by groverwa, 13th May 2009 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:49 PM; by groverwa

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The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

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Hypnotist

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2009 01:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 08:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

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Divorce proceedings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th March 2009 05:00 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:23 PM; by Calm

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Blonde

Started by bullfright, 26th February 2009 02:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2009 08:57 PM; by AUSSIE

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G day G day from Brissy

Started by moh man, 21st February 2009 01:10 PM

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Replies: 10
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 01:39 PM; by toolbagsPLUS

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Talking Clock

Started by Rodgera, 1st February 2009 03:36 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2009 10:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Extreme heat warning with some plasterboard ceilings.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 31st January 2009 06:40 AM

battens, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, collapse, collapsed, crack, extreme, glue, heat, job, lounge, nail, nails, oregon, paint, plasterers, popped, practice, read, renovateforum.com, risk, rod, screws, shank, single, smooth, suddenly, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2009 06:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

barking, bed, dog, doing?”, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, it”, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbour’s, paddy, suddenly, this”, wife, yard, “i’ve, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Help-suddenly I'm subscribed???

Started by AlexS, 17th July 2008 02:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

happened, help-suddenly, helpsuddenly, instant, notifications, subscribed, suddenly, threads, unexpected

Replies: 23
Views: 3,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2008 11:33 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Family Bible

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 06:34 PM

adams, astonishment, bible, boy, boys, called, dear, family, fascinated, fell, fingered, found, leaf, looked, mama, object, pages, picked, pressed, suddenly, underwear, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 05:38 PM; by Barry Hicks

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On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

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