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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by fenderbelly, 18th February 2014 12:07 PM

bellowed, blonde, camping, cappuccino, comfy, cut, fish, heavens, hole, ice, joke, lord, manager, moved, opposite, positioning, poured, replied, rink, set, skating, skyward, started, stool, subject, tools, voice, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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A Heavenly Conversation

Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM

apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM; by MBM888

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More to get you all groaning....

Started by MBM888, 11th September 2013 01:17 PM

bike, breakfast, drown, forgive, french, groaning, guess, kid, lord, night, pray, realized, renaissance, restaurant, serves, stole, sweatshirt, swimming, thyroid, time, toast, troubles, wearing, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 01:17 PM; by MBM888

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One for the cemetery nuts

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM

allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM; by fenderbelly

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Forum fonts

Started by Big Shed, 8th March 2012 10:26 AM

acceptable, announcements, attention, bigger, changed, continually, deleted, draw, effect, entire, flow, font, fonts, forum, increase, larger, lord, master, people, peoples, posts, read, refuse, rules, size, sizes, threads, urgent, viewed, written

Replies: 3
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 11:43 AM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Parking in Sydney

Started by munruben, 24th January 2012 09:58 AM

ahead, appears, appointment, beg, behold, car, dear, driving, favour, finished, found, frustrated, guy, heavens, late, looked, lord, low, middle, miracle, park, parking, prayer, pulled, round, sooner, spot, sydney, vacant, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2012 10:28 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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Shopping can be fun!

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th August 2011 09:36 PM

accompany, begin, boring, browse, dear, equally, forwarded, found, fun, huge, husband, insisted, letter, local, lord, lots, loves, message, pick, preferred, received, retired, shopping, target, trips, unfortunate, wife, women, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2011 01:15 PM; by rrich

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Last wishes

Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM

agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2011 05:20 PM; by Rodgera

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My open letter to the Lord Mayor of Brisbane

Started by mic-d, 16th October 2010 09:58 AM

brisbane, cable, cables, cheers, council, design, eel, flood, hope, laying, letter, level, lord, luck, mayor, michael, nasty, open, planting, plumbers, pulls, relays, requires, roots, run, sewer, toilet, treatment, tree, workers

Replies: 2
Views: 2,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2010 12:43 PM; by mic-d

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Prayers answered

Started by BEKKY, 20th August 2010 05:22 PM

announced, answered, church, completely, congregation, crushed, doctors, hold, hospital, imagined, lord, minister, morning, pain, performed, podium, praise, prayers, scrotum, squirmed, stood, sunday, surgery, terrible, tom, uncomfortably, unnerved, voice, walked, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2010 05:09 PM; by minus459

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another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

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Barry and Allan again

Started by munruben, 19th April 2010 09:25 PM

allan, barry, brakes, car, cart, driver, driving, field, filled, jammed, left, lord, narrow, oncoming, path, road, speeding, swerved, timber, time, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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Adding to an existing dwelling....pls help an idiot.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2009 09:30 PM

1930s, 80s, adding, altering, appliances, bathrooms, baths, bedrooms, completely, cost, fittings, floors, front, hope, house, huge, layout, living, lord, read, refridgerative, replace, short, slighting, structural, sunroom, tapware, timber, timber/stain, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 09:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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ANZAC DAY is 25th April - God bless our Servicemen and women.

Started by wheelinround, 25th April 2009 11:08 AM

25th, anzac, april, bless, borne, burdens, calm, day, deserve, fear, fears, forgive, forward, god, heavens, judgment, lord, peacefully, people, servicemen, shook, soldier, step, streets, tears, times, unmanly, walk, wept, women

Replies: 3
Views: 2,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 08:08 PM; by derekh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Collecting Movie Swords

Started by ironexpert, 21st February 2009 05:51 AM

300, affordable, bill, blade, buying, collected, collecting, collectors, daggers, fanatic, favorite, feeling, genuine, growing, kill, lord, market, medieval, move, movie, movies, number1, quality, rings, sacrifice, searched, searching, sword, swords, weapons

Replies: 2
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 12:50 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Divorce Vs. Murder

Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM

absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 03:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

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Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

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Year 2008

Started by wheelinround, 23rd June 2008 07:33 PM

2008, animals, ark, australia, authorities, build, building, coming, complaint, forgive, government, hire, insisted, living, local, looked, lord, months, noah, plan, rain, save, sea, start, system, told, trading, wood, yard, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 03:41 PM; by rrich

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Fingers

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 12:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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With apologies to any blokes with hurt feelings

Started by Incoming!, 2nd May 2008 11:08 AM

apologies, bed, blokes, breath, call, calling, e-mail, feelings, folder, gasping, handcuffed, helps, hold, hurt, husband, instruction, lord, mail, manuals, pillow, pray, reading, remember, rename, shirt, sitting, toilet, trustworthy, whistle, wipe

Replies: 11
Views: 2,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2008 12:48 PM; by Claw Hama

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marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

4 fave movies,4 fave songs

Started by Steve Fryar, 10th April 2008 08:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ac/dc, aliens, awesome, bohemien, boston, cat, coming, days, easy, fave, feeling, fun.its, halen, here.ok, hey, lift, lord, love, movies, party, remember, rhapsody, rings, school, songs, stevens

Replies: 15
Views: 2,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 06:05 PM; by Incoming!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Secret Service

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2008 07:31 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 07:31 AM; by Rodgera

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Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Irish Prayer

Started by watson, 21st February 2008 03:27 PM

appeared, driving, found, heaven, irish, life, looked, lord, mass, meeting, mind, miraculously, paddy, parking, pity, prayer, rest, street, sunday, sweat, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 03:27 PM; by watson

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Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

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JOKES

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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Brown bread

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM

advice, allan, approached, baker, bloke, bread, brown, calendar, doctor, eat, hard, loaves, lord, marry, months, nineties, plenty, recommended, replied, rock, saturday, sixteen, stole, yippee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sorry guys this is for our female brethren

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th July 2006 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amen, beat, bed, boys, brethren, call, companion, day, death, fairy, female, forgive, guys, hands, husband, immediately, lord, love, pray, replied, satisfy, stepped, strength, tickets, whine, whoosh, wife, wished, woman, world

Replies: 27
Views: 3,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 08:59 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

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Parking problem

Started by munruben, 30th August 2007 12:23 PM

appeared, behold, building, called, dear, found, front, frustrated, god, hear, heavens, hour, interview, looked, lord, low, paddy, park, parking, pitt, prayer, problem, provide, road, spot, street, stretch, sydney, vacant, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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Religion, sex and mystery.

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th August 2007 10:47 AM

allan, assignment, class, hopeful, involving, lord, mystery, pregnant, religion, sex, short, shortest, shorty, story, winning, write, writers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 12:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Number Three cookin!

Started by dazzler, 9th July 2006 11:01 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

build, chance, cheers, concieving, cookin, cool, cot, dazzler, doc, farmer, hey, lord, number, smilind, tadpol, wahooooo

Replies: 27
Views: 3,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2006 11:37 PM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

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The Mexican caretaker

Started by Breslauer, 21st July 2006 02:12 AM

broke, candle, caretaker, cart, dead, die, died, driver, electricity, ernesto, fire, fired, funeral, hacienda, horse, house, incendio, insane, lord, lucky, meat, mexican, nike, parrot, rotten, talking, tiger, water, won, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 02:12 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

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The Murphy's

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM

1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 03:16 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

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