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a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM

bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

dyeing timber or veneer

Started by Arron, 29th August 2013 05:35 PM

0.2mm, 1mm, arron, bit, cheers, date, dye, dyeing, dying, experiments, fair, key, managed, object, patchy, penetration, sanded, sit, soak, success, surface, timber, veneer

Replies: 6
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2013 10:03 PM; by gyropilot

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FINISHING

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Black stain query

Started by AlexS, 20th September 2012 12:57 PM

answer, appearance, based, black, brewing, brown, dyes, dying, finish, finishes, kauri, liquid, nightmare, obtain, prefer, purplish, query, react, real, red, shelf, spirit-based, stain, suitable, timbers, tips, u-beaut, understand, water, water-based

Replies: 9
Views: 2,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2012 11:27 PM; by Dengue

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FINISHING

This is wierd

Started by Grumpy John, 6th July 2011 09:51 AM

blowies, bottom, buggered, dead, dozen, dying, fly, found, half, home, melbourne, middle, night, recess, shower, sight, week, whatonearth, wierd, winter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2011 09:19 PM; by BRADFORD

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Started by bullfright, 1st May 2011 08:32 AM

art, battery, bridges, cemetery;, charge, couple, day, duct, dying, enfield, holds, hundreds, lightning, linked, london, obesity, police, proofreading, read, red, rips, shooting, slain;, stronger, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures

Replies: 1
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2011 01:55 PM; by Cub

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JOKES

Phobias

Started by Andy Mac, 17th November 2006 02:28 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2011 06:04 AM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The hardest thing I've ever had to do

Started by Grumpy John, 9th December 2010 02:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

aged, call, care, coward, dad, dying, eating, facility, finding, goodbye, goodbyes, hard, hardest, jeez, life, missing, mum, nerve, phone, real, received, shes, sort, stopped, swore, thing

Replies: 36
Views: 3,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 03:33 PM; by graemet

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Brisbane

Started by Robbo60, 8th February 2010 11:29 AM

2tsup, bigger, bought, brisbane, bunch, buy, cheers, dying, finishes, fitter, forward, gday, gear, graham, house, ideas, involved, list, love, post, reading, recently, shed, stuff, trade, triton, turner, wife, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2010 02:47 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello from Canada

Started by RonLuc, 14th December 2009 08:25 AM

2tsup, aspects, brantford, canada, dying, explore, explored, follow, forms, gretzkys, hockey, hollow, home, including, live, nice, ontario, pens, pretty, ron, segmented, starting, texturing, town, turners, turnings, wayne

Replies: 7
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2009 11:41 PM; by Rhys Cooper

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

apprenticeship wanted

Started by theyoungster, 13th October 2009 09:01 PM

appreciated, apprentice, apprenticeship, bryce, calls, challenage, dying, gday, greatly, happy, hear, learn, life, living, lookin, move, muchly, nsw, real, skills, start, starting, taree, timber, time, trade, wanted, wide, woodys, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 09:11 PM; by theyoungster

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EMPLOYMENT

The dying Scotsman

Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM

angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM; by munruben

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Coo Koo Clock Refinishing

Started by Ken Weekes, 10th August 2009 04:14 PM

appreciated, brown, clock, coo, cookoo, dying, factory, finish, ken, koo, mackay, original, possibly, refinishing, restore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2009 04:14 PM; by Ken Weekes

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RESTORATION

Some ponderisms

Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM

72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable

Replies: 2
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM; by Outbackrr

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Staining (deliberate dying) of marble

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th June 2009 02:30 PM

deliberate, dying, marble, read, renovateforum.com, staining, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2009 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Loss of power???

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th February 2009 11:10 AM

3-4, ago, attached, clue, cord, days, died, dying, extn, flickering, garage, hot, house, installation, kills, kitchen, lights, phase, power, read, renovateforum.com, roller, send, short, shutters, slowly, thread, thumbnails, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 11:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Finding Adam

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 05:57 PM

13 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13

adam, bliss, dying, finding, float, identify, meet, no-one, questions, talk, upstairs

Replies: 183
Views: 18,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 11:01 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Wise Words of Wisdom

Started by WoodJunky, 13th September 2008 06:13 PM

alex, bad, caffeine, carter, cemetery, dangerfield, dying, fat, feel, jimmy, joe, levine, mark, namath, nap, noon.then, people, pleasant, rodney, stop, sugar, time, twain, wasshut, wife, wisdom, wise, woman, words, zsa

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 08:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Sir Walter - section dying

Started by TomDunreedy, 18th July 2007 12:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

basically, brown, day, dead, dying, experienced, eye, fertilizer, fine, fix, front, gradually, green, lawn, metre, metres, rest, section, similar, sir, spreading, walter, watering

Replies: 28
Views: 10,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 07:21 PM; by Planned LScape

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Cellmate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th December 2007 10:23 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 05:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Munruben Nudist Camp

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:34 AM

allan, attend, camp, dying, hope, invited, munruben, nudist, time, weekend, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 3,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 05:30 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Failed heating

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2007 08:11 PM

allan, barrys, bit, burning, butt, cigarette, door, dying, failed, front, heating, hope, house, mate, morris, phillip, stood, tight, time, wife, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Study time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th December 2007 10:10 AM

allan, blood, d2tsupd, days, dying, hope, john, munruben, study, studying, test, time, unavailable, worried

Replies: 7
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Old ladies swearing

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:25 AM

allan, bingo, calls, dying, fifty, hope, ladies, lettered, suddenly, swear, swearing, time, utter, word, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 04:21 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Magic waterhole

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th December 2007 11:14 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 08:48 AM; by wheelinround

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Wife and wheelie bin

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 06:30 PM

allan, bin, difference, dying, hope, time, week, wheelie, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 09:22 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

What's the difference

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 09:04 PM

allan, arguing, buying, chance, difference, dying, hope, lottery, million, sixteen, ticket, time, wife, winning, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

San Francisco

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2007 11:39 PM

allan, damn, disco, discoteque, drinks, dying, evening, francisco, harp, harpist, home, hope, instrument, left, night, players, realised, rehearsal, rehearsals, sams, san, separate, symphony, time, unwind, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 09:08 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sheep shearing time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th December 2007 10:22 AM

allan, barry, due, dying, excited, fleece, glee, half, hands, hey, hope, john, lots, money, naked, replied, rubbing, season, selling, shearing, sheep, spending, time, wait, wild, women, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 01:12 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Words of wisdom

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2007 11:29 PM

allan, amnesia, dying, hope, kids, loan, money, time, wisdom, words, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 11:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Tennis players

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:05 PM

allan, dying, hope, love, marry, means, player, players, tennis, time, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 04:31 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Tooth extraction

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM

$100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Babies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 04:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Diet.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

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New bank at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:39 PM

allan, bank, branches, deposit, deposits, dying, ease, enjoys, gum, hope, john, munruben, time, tree, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 06:44 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Crook husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM

allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Meeting Neil (U-beaut)

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 01:10 PM

administrator, allan, contact, crook, dying, hope, introduced, knee, leg, meeting, neil, recently, repeated, replied, time, u-beaut, ubeaut, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Computer battles

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 10:06 AM

allan, battles, belted, boxing, challenged, chess, computer, contest, defeated, dying, easily, game, hope, kick, played, time, tripe, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 10:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Do it yourself.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, d.i.y, dying, fool, hope, husband, time, type, wives, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:50 PM; by munruben

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Tin of sardines.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:48 PM

allan, blokes, comparing, cramped, days, dying, earlier, goodness, gra, hope, leave, lived, met, notes, replied, sardines, street, struggles, time, tin, week, wheelin, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 08:01 AM; by wheelinround

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Clever one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM

allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM; by munruben

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Unhappy occupations - dentistry.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 06:06 PM

allan, bloke, dentist, dentistry, dying, hope, met, mouth, occupations, time, unhappiest, unhappy, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Beethoven joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th November 2007 07:49 PM

allan, answered, bach, beethoven, city, commemorative, decomposing, distracted, dying, european, funny, guide, hope, joke, low, noise, p.s, plaque, reading, response, scratching, sightseeing, time, tomb, tour, views, wheelin, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 08:48 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

One for the plumbers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM

$700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:17 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Milkman joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:14 PM

allan, door, dying, hope, joke, milkman, money, mummy, play, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Salty joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 09:44 PM

allan, amazement, buy, dying, found, geez, guy, hope, intrigued, john, joke, looked, manager, munruben, newspaper, packets, rarely, replied, salt, salty, sell, shelf, sold, store, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:07 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Free time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 12:52 PM

allan, alternating, aluminium, barry, cotton, cracked, doctor, dying, foil, free, green, hope, replied, thread, tied, time, tingles, tongue, touch, walnut, worried, wrapped, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 04:48 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

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